Cause I ain't good enough but he still loves me (part34)

We left of with Jay and bey buying each other anniversary presents. It is April 4th their anniversary, I wonder what Jay has planned for beyonce.

Jay woke up early so he could surprise bey with breakfast in bed, he makes her the biggest breakfast with everything sausages, bacon, pancakes, eggs, beans, toast and oranges. He cut the toast into hearts and spelled out 'I love you bey' with the beans, he put the food on a tray with a Rose in a mini varse and her card and brought them up to her.

Jay: bey baby , wake up I made you breakfast
Bey:*stretching* aw baby you did
Jay:*puts the tray on beys knee* yeh
Bey:*looking at the breakfast, nearly tearing up* aww Jay I love you happy anniversary baby *kisses him*
they share a very passionate loving kiss for a few minutes and the Jay takes a shower whilst bey eats her breakfast, Giselle is still sound asleep.
Beyonce finishes her breakfast and goes and joins Jay in the shower.

Jay:*jumps* oh hey baby you scared me a little
Bey:*wrapping her arms around Jay* sorry baby
Jay: that's okay beautiful *kisses her* um baby your lips taste like bacon
Bey:*giggles* umm yours just taste of goodness
Jay:*laughs* really bey *starts to kiss her neck *
bey: umm baby those lips
Jay: there all yours beyonce
Bey: I know yeyyy I love you
Jay: I love you too *begins to kiss all round her body know* you like this?
Bey: um yeh baby *kisses on jays neck*
Jay: you getting me hard bey *strokes his hand across beys ass* you so fine
Bey: *looks down at jays hard dick and strokes it* so are you mr carter *smirks*
(okay bare with me I have never done a sex scene before but because it's their anniversary I thought they deserved some sex, I'm embarrassed lol. I don't even know what to write eeeeeh I'm only 15 Lmfao okay okay I'll do it later when Giselle isn't in the house, bey is just teasing him she knows damn well he ain't getting none while Giselle is there)

Bey: okay I'm done *climbs out the shower*
Jay: ugh what no be come back here
Bey: *laughs* no baby later when Giselle is not here
Jay: okay I'll wait
Bey smiles and walks out the bathroom, she finishes getting dressed then goes and gets Giselle dressed to go to her grandma tinas for the night.

It is know 2pm.
Bey: Jay I'm taking Giselle to mamas you coming?
Jay: yeh okay
In the car...
Jay: *looking at bey* um I can't wait for tonight
Bey: *laughs* baby watch the road
Jay: yes mamm
They drop Giselle off and go for lunch at a nice restaurant, Jay has hired someone t set up the house for bey he has left them instructions.
Instructions:
*blue candles all around the bath tub/Rose petals
*change the bed covers (he bought some new covers with hearts on them and Jay loves bey wrote in the middle they were specially made)
*set table , candles roses petals champagne red table cloth best plates golden cutlery
*White red and pink Rose petals leading from the front door to the dinign room to the bedroom
Jay had also hired a chef to cook them dinner later, but know he had to keep bey out the house till 6.

Still at lunch....
Bey: baby I got you a present
Jay: I got you one two, the other ones at home
Bey: snap so is yours, here's your first one anyway *hands him the box*
Jay: *taking out the watch, it is all gold with diamonds going arond the clock face* baby I love it *kisses her*
bey: you do for real yeyy
Jay: of course it's the smartest watch I've ever seen baby, here's yours
Bey:*opens the box and just stares with her mout open*
Jay: you like it?
Bey: omg omg Jay I love it I love you it's beautiful
Jay: love you too here let me put it on for you *puts the necklace on bey*
they kiss for quite a bit, then pay the bill leaving a 400 pound tip for the waiter, they leave and Jay takes bey to the cinema he has booked out a whole room to watch there wedding video in.

Bey: baby why we going to the cinema, people are gonna fuss over us
Jay: shh baby just wait and see
Jay leads bey into the cinema room , there is a big banner above the screen reading'my beautiful wife I love you beyonce', bey doesnt notice the sign at first.

Bey: wow it's quite , why is none here * looking up and noticing the banner* omg Jay you hired it out sand that banner omg baby your the best, what we watching?
Jay: wait and see
With that the lights in the room switched of and the title beyonces and shawns wedding day flashed on the screen, the film started showing bey getting ready with her mum and her sister and cousins, then it flashed to Jay getting reading with all the boys.
Bey: *tearing up* baby I love you so much
Jay: I love you too *kisses her on the cheek*
the film goes on for another 2 hours showing bey walking down the isle, crying, their, first dance, crying,and everying else that you guys imagined beyonce and Jay would have at their wedding.
It is now 5.30, Jay takes bey back home for her surprise waiting.

Jay unlocks the door and they walk in to the Rose petals scattered all n the floor.
Bey:*know she is just bawling* baby I. I don't know what to say
Jay: you don't need to say anything baby this is your day
Bey: baby your perfect
Jay: no your perfect*kisses her then leads her into the dining room where the chef has just finished cooking beyonces favourite chicken*
bey: umm smells good
Jay:*pulls out a seat for bey then sits opposite her* dinner is served my love
The chef brings the plates of food and champagne over and then he leafs, Jay and bey eat up that dinner like it is their last meal.
Jay: did you like?
Bey: no I loved
Beyonces goes over and sits on jays lap and starts kissing him.
Bey: come upstair baby I want to show you your second present, then you can have your third *gives Jay the 1+1 sex face*
Jay: oh yes baby
They go upstairs and botch open there second presents, jay got bey some new Christian Loubitons and bey got Jay a Armani suit, they both love their presents . Now it's time for the bit I've been dreading writing oh god where to start...
Beystarts to kiss Jay passionately whilst unbuttoning his shirt, she gets lower down and unzips jays pants with her mouth, she looks up at Jay and smiles and then pushes him on to the bed and pulls of his pants.
Bey:*starts flipping her hair, and gets of the bed * I'm Sasha tonight
Jay: ooh baby I'm ready
Bey turns on dance for you and starts to strip tease in front of Jay, she faces the back and is grinding like nevr before she throws her jacket on the floor and slips out of her dress, she is now standing in her lace underwear whilst Jay is licking his lips watching from the bed.
She starts wining down to the floor flipping her hair and pulling her sex faces, she then does her Sasha strut towards Jay, Jay unclips her bra and pulls her close. They kiss for a few minutes then bey lowers her head down to jays dick and takes it all in one she's suckingthat dick hard (hides my face lol)
Jay: ugghhhh bey umm, my baby good at this
Bey: only for you daddy
She carries on sucking for about 10minutes until Jay cums in her mouth, she swallows it and then climbs on top of Jay
Bey: make love to me
Jay does as he's told, he lifts bey up of him and climbs on top, he slowly slides his hard dick into her wet kitty, once he is all inside he starts to thrust getting faster by the minute bey is going crazy
Bey: oh ahhh Jay I love you ahhh this dick is mine ahhh
Jay: yes Sasha it's all yours *grunting*
bey: ahhh Sasha wants it harder
Jay: oh she does *flips her over and starts to pound from the back*
Bey: ahh daddy
Jay: umm I love it when you call me that ughh
Bey: I know
They go for 20 minutes and then take a breather and go all over again, it is 10pm when they finally finish Jay goes and starts running the bath and lights all the candles when it is done take take a nice hot long bath.
They just relax for the rest of the night and then fall asleep in each others arms.

Lol sorry if my sex was short and lame I'm just embarrassed haha hope you enjoyed .

You turned out to be the.... (part33)

Use remember what happened in the last post right, the girls had a night in had to much to drinks and lead to some freaky lesbian action. Okay so I'm just gonna skip ahead a few months and say it's, umm I'm all messed up with My dates again let's just say it's April 2nd yep beys and jays anniversary in two days.....

Jay: *walking through the front door* HEYYY
Bey: shut up Jay Giselles in bed
Jay: oh sorry
Bey: it's okay, how was your day at work?
Jay: cool cool the usual, they hired a new assistant for me
Bey: oh really why?
Jay: George Left, he moved house
Bey: okay, how's the new one
Jay: she's cool
Bey: SHE, Jay I told you no female assistants (yes I took this of obsessed lol)
Jay: well they hired her
Bey: un hire her
Jay: *hugging bey from behind* baby don't be like that
Bey: is she pretty
Jay: not as pretty as my beautiful wife
Bey: so she's pretty the
Jay: I wouldn't know I only have eyes for you baby
Bey: you really think thats gonna work, no is she black or White
Jay:*bursts out laughing* what?
Bey: is she black or White?
Jay: I heard what you said bey, but why you need to know that?
Bey: but I know your ass dont go near White chicks sooo answer my question
Jay: baby I don't go near any chick except from you
Bey gives him an evil stare, like bitch you better answer my question before I headbutt you. Jay gets nervous and answers her quick.
Jay: umm she's mixed
Bey: mixed what?
Jay: you know mixed White and black, well I think she is that's what she looks anyway
Bey: you was looking then?
Jay: why gon twist my words like that, baby why you acting like this
Bey: I don't want you to cheat on me Jay
Jay: I would never
Bey: but you didd (don't you love the way bey says did, or is it just me lol)
Jay: *brings bey over onto his lap* I will never cheat on you beyonce ever again you hear me
Bey: yes
Jay: okay know get up fatass you heavy *laughs*
bey: JAY! *slaps him playfully across his head*
Jay: oh no you didn't mrs
Bey: oh yes I did *jumps up and runs off*
Jay: *finds bey in the kitchen* how did I know you'd be in the kitchen
Bey: shut up fat head
Jay: eyyy take that back
Bey: nope *giggles*
Jay wrestles bey to the floor and starts tickling her, bey is laughing so hard she can't breath.
Bey: ja ja JAYYYY stopp
Jay: not until you take it back
Bey: ok ok I take it back
Jay: *gets up of bey* good girl
Bey: shut up

Few hours pass it is now 11 pm, Jay and bey are lay in bed talking.

Jay: soo there's a special day coming up
Bey: *sarcasm* there is?
Jay: yup, what is it bey
Bey: I don't know, your the one who said it
Jay: don't play bey, you know what day it is
Bey: *laughs* aw baby course I do, *sings* it's our anniversaryyyyy
Jay: shut up bey you can't sing but yeh correct answer
Bey: *gives jay the evil stare* oh pleaseeeee you son of bitch
Jay: ooh you look sexy when you make that face baby
Bey: *pretends to pout and be in a mood* whatever
Jay: *laughs and squeezes beys cheeks* baby you know I'm playing, you got a voice of an angel
Bey: *smiles* I know
Jay: *pushes bey of the bed * big head
Bey: *getting back up of the floor* oww Jay, you bitch
Jay: *laughs* anyway baby what you want for our anniversary?
Bey: ummm surprise me baby, what do you want?
Jay: yup you can surprise me too


It's the next day and beyonce is sat with Giselle looking online for gifts for Jay, Jay is still in bed fast asleep.

Bey: umm what about a watch giselle
Giselle: ah
Bey: um I know boring right, hmm but this watch is really nice
Giselle: ahhhhh
Bey: okay your right I should get him is and something else maybe a new suit
Giselle: *dribbling and spitting everywhere* blahuh ah
Bey: yep okay let me just order this watch before daddy wakes up
Bey orders the watch and she also finds a really nice Armani suit online and orders that aswell, Jay finally walks into the living room at 10am.

Jay: *stretching his arms* morning my beautiful girls *kissed bey and them Giselle*
bey: morning, sleep well?
Jay: yep very well, what you doing ?
Bey: oh nothing just online
Jay: searching your name in google again *laughs*
bey: I would never
Jay: liarrrr
Bey: *laughs* shutup shawn
Jay: okay well, I'm gonna go and take a shower
Bey: okay

Jay goes and gets dressed, bey feeds Giselle.

2.00pm

Jay: I'm gonna go down to office bey, I got a meeting
Bey: okay baby, what time will you be back?
Jay: not to late around 5-6
Bey: okay bye *kisses him*
Jay: bye baby, bye Giselle *kisses her* Eww dribble
Bey: *laughs* say shut up daddy
Jay: haha cya bey

Jay isn't really going to a meeting he's going to buy bey her anniversary present. He heads to the most expensive jewerelly store in newyork and picks out the most amazing necklace for bey it is a all White diamond necklace. He also decides to get her some new Christian Louboutins and a bunch of red roses (which will be delivered on the day), he also gets both hers and his album just for a joke present.

It is now 5.30pm and Jay decides to head home , he brings pop eyes for him and bey.

Bey: *shouting from the living room* is that you Jay?
Jay: yeh, one second bey I got go change my shirt
Jay runs up stairs and hides beys presents behind all his clothes in his side of the closet.

Okay I'm gonna skip the rest of the night they eat and then go sleep, so they can wake up bright and early for their anniversary.....

Did youuu wiggle your hands for her.... (part32)

We left of with everyone staying over the girls getting drunk and a mysterious visitor, who is it? let's find out...

Angie:*shouting from the living room* is it Rih?
Bey: no, um can I help you?
Visitor: is shawn in?
Bey: who's asking?
Visitor: what's it to you, I asked you a question is he here?
Bey: you know what bitch move from my door step
Visitor: bitchonce just tell me if he's in or not
Bey: wait, I know you did not just call me bitchonce
Visitor: you know what bitch tell Jay Lashaa is here
Bey: um Lashaa move from my door before I slap the black of you
Lashaa: Im not here to fight, go and get Jay
Bey: how do you know Jay?
Lashaa: he's my ex
Bey: ex? Then why the fuck are you at my door at this time of the night
Lashaa: because I need to tell shawn something
Bey: what, what do you need to tell shawn ?
Lashaa: that I still love him and I know he's only with you because he's trying to get over me
Bey: bitch are you deluded move *she pushes Lashaa of her step*
Lashaa: tell him I dropped by bitchonce
Bey shut the door and walked back to into the living room with the girls, she wasn't even annoyed with what just happened she actually thought the girl was kind of funny and stupid.

Kelly:*she's sobered down a little* who was that?
Bey: she said she was jays ex
Michelle: what da fuck
Bey: she was deluded, bitch was taking bout jays only with me to get over her *laughs* the bitch looked like kellys pet dog
Kelly: ey my baby's cute
Bey: naww that dogs ugggly
Kelly: psshh whatever, your ugly
Bey: now we all know that ain't true *laughs*
kelly: your such a big head
Bey: *sings* I talk like this cause I can back it up
Michelle: oh shut up big head, anyway where were we Kelly your turn
The doorbell rings again.
Angie: that mist be rihanna I'll get it
Bey: um so Kelly truth or dare?
Kelly: dare
Bey: I dare you to ....... Tell Rih you've realised your a les and you have a huge crush on her and go on like you fancy her for the rest of the night
Kelly: bey you just wanna see some girl on girl action but okay that's easy
Bey: umm you know it *laughs*
Rih: hey guys
Everyone: heyy
Rihanna: so what use been doin?
Bey: nothing much just playing games, wanna drink?
Rih: yes please
Bey: what you want?
Rih: umm champagne please
They all talk for about 20minutes then Kelly decides to start her dare
Kelly: Rih can I talk to you?
Rih: sure
Kelly: come in the kitchen
In the kitchen.... Bey followed them and is hiding behind the door LOL
Rih: what you wanna talk about
Kelly: um I think I might be a lesbian
Rih: um okay
Kelly: I wanted to tell you because I think I might have a crush on you
Rih: *laughs* aw that's sweet
Kelly: yeh so that's it come on let's go back in to the girls
Bey runs back to the living room before they got back in their, now it's time for the hard bit kelly ;, she sits next to Rih and puts her hand on her thigh, rihanna is kinda weird anyway so she likes women and man attention even if she is straight, Kelly gets loads more drink down her so she doesn't feel un comfortable.
It is now 2.00am bey has gone upstairs to feed Giselle and rihanna and Kelly are so dunk and are still flirting with each other.
Rih: *she is totally of her head drunk* I feel so horny right now
Michelle: * she is also drunk but not as drunk as rihanna and Kelly* umm girl your so nasty
Kelly: *she is drunk but she is still aware she's doing a dare* umm rihanna your so fine girl
Gwyneth: *laughing* oh god, we about to see some lesbian action
Rihanna and Kelly start to make out (I don't know whether to find this nasty or really sexy LMAO) bey walks down the stairs and sees them
Bey: omg *laughs*
The night goes on, the girls carry on having fun playing games talking about men, you know girl stuff.

The next morning....

Jay: morning baby
Bey: ugh morning
Jay: you got a hangover?
Bey: umhmm a little
Jay: what was use doing last night?
Bey: Oh Jay some girl called Lashaa came round she said she was your ex
Jay: what the fuck, that crazy ass girl isn't my ex she some stalking ass groupie
Bey: I knew she couldn't of been your ex cause she was ugly, but yeh girl was trying to give me cheek calling me bitchonce
Jay: crazy ass mutha fucker
Bey: I know right, oh and Kelly and Rih like made out *laughs*
Jay: for real
Bey: yeh
Jay: damn I missed that
Bey: behave boy
Jay: oh sorry mamm *laughs*

In a guest room Kelly and rihanna ended up in the same bed, they woke up with only their underwear on (WTF)
Rih: girl can you remember if we did anything last night? *laughs*
Kelly: *laughs* I know we made out but I can't even remember getting into bed
Rih: me neither, so um are you really gay?
Kelly: *laughing* naw girl bey dared me to pretend
Rih: no way I really thought you was
Kelly: why do I act gay or something
Rih: *laughs* a little
Kelly: psshh bitch please so do you
Rih: I know I like it like it come on
Kelly: *laughs* aw rihanna I can't deal with your nasty ass, I'm going to take a shower
Rih: okay see you when you get out sexy *laughs*

I was here.... (part31)

We left of with everyone coming over for dinner, everyone ended up sleeping over. Okay so I just realised I don't know what date it is so I'm just gonna say its November 21st, okay so I'm gonna carry this on from the same night. It is 10 o'clock and Giselle and julez and mama Tina and mam Gloria and Matthew have gone to bed, the alcohol has come out obviously bee isn't drinking to much cause she knows Giselle will be up soon for a feed.

Kelly: let's play a game y'all
Bey: nope
Kelly:why not you boring whore
Bey: I'll slap your ass you know Kelly whore who
Kelly: *laughs* oh sorry mummy bey, anyway what game shall we play?
Bey: I said no all your games consist of getting naked strip this strip that
Kelly: girl you make me sound like some sex freak
Bey: naw that's Rih, but you are a weirdo kel
Angie: *laughing hard at Kelly and bey, she's a little tipsy* lord bey your too much, where is rihanna anyway?
Bey: oh shit I forgot to phone and tell her about Giselle, let me go call her
Bey on the phone to rihanna.
Rih: girl you had the baby and you didn't phone me
Bey: I'm so sorry Rih I only just realised
Rih: it's cool, what's my little princess's name?
Bey: Giselle Agnes Carter
Rih: aw that is sooo cute baby I'm so proud of you and Jay
Bey: thank you Rih, anyway girl where you at?
Rih: just sat at home
Bey: wanna come over and stay everyone else is I feel bad for leaving you out
Rih: yeh okay I'll be over in about 1 hour
Bey: okay honey bye
Rih: cya later

When bey goes back into the living everyone is playing truth or dare, everyone is very tipsy at this point apart from Jay.
Jay: there you are where you been?
Bey: I was on the phone to rihanna
Jay: oh okay I was waiting for you to come back in so I could say night
Bey: you going bed ?
Jay: yeh I'm pretty tired
Bey: okay baby night love you
Jay: night love you too
Kelly: *slurring her words * yyyou pllyaing bey?
Bey: no I'll just watch Use make fools out of yourselfs instead
Michelle: oh bey your such a bore
Bey: y'all really need to stop saying that I'm ntot boring
Gwyneth: um bey you are
Bey: urgh okay I'll play
Kelly: ggood your turn
Michelle: okay bey truth or dare
Bey: um truth
Angie: Who was the first guy you lost your virginity to?
Bey: Jay
Gwyneth: yehh right, your tellingnus you was a virgin till you was 20
Bey: yeh
Angie: it's truth bey you actually have to tell the truth
Bey: I'm not lying
Michelle: *laughs* aw that's cute
Bey: shut up see this is why I don't play with y'all your all mean *pretends to be in a mood and pounts*
the door bell rings bey goes to answer it she opens it thinking it's rihanna
Bey: um who are you ?



Sorry this is so short I was just bored so I decided to update before I went to bed, hope you like it anyway follow me on twitter beyfans @miyaogle15

Baby it's youuu..... (part30)

We left of with beyonce and Jay having a cute day together then bey went into labour, drama drama shes had the baby now Giselle Agnes Carter (I didn't want to make it obvious and call her blue this is not real life).

The rest of the family have been let back into the room, they are all surrounding the bed cooing over little Giselle.

Kelly: aww she's beautiful, let me just tweet about my beautiful niece *pulls out her phone*
solange: oh yeh let me tweet too
They all take out there phones and tweet about the new beautiful member to the family (as you can guess the fans went crazy)
Bey: y'all and that twitter, y'all need to get a social life
Gwyneth: shut up bey you need to tweet your fans are blowing up all our twitter accounts
Michelle: lord I know that bee hive (s/o to the BeeHive twitterers follow me @miyaogle15)
Bey: *laughs* aw my baby is beautiful
Mama Gloria: I know baby, let me see my grand baby I wanna hold
Bey: just like me *laughs and hands Giselle to mama Gloria)
Solange: girl your so big headed
Bey: noo I'm ot was kidding god y'all
Solange: umhmm sure you was *laughs*
Jay: it's true though she is beautiful just like beyonce
Bey: aw thank you baby *kisses Jay on the cheek*
julez: Eww aunty beyyy
Bey: shut up you and come her
Julez: *climbs on the bed next to bey* yes auntie
Bey: what you think of your little cousin, you been quiet
Julez: um she's cute kinda boring though
Kelly: *laughs* boy what you want her to do play skipping
Julez: shut up auntie Kelly no I'm not stupid *sticks his Tongue out at her*
Kelly: urgh whatever boy
Julez: urgh whatever girl
Solange: dont be rude to your auntie julez
Julez: she started it, whatever anyway bey bey
Bey: yes baby
Julez: beyonce don't call me baby I'm a man
Bey: ooh you said my full name so you serious, you a man ey, who told you that?
Julez: no one need to tell me I know these things
Bey: *laughs* oh really
Julez: yeh, can I hold giselle since I am a man
Bey: course you can big man
Beyonce let's julez hold Giselle for a few minute until the nurse comes in to tell them visiting hours were over.
Bey: bye y'all
Jay: bye
Everyone: bye *they leave*
bey: *putting Giselle in her crib* aw baby I'm so happy
Jay: so am I honey Giselle is absolutely beautiful my wife is flawless why wouldn't I be happy
Bey: Jay baby I love you
Jay: I love you too
They watch tele for a little whilenthen fall asleep, Giselle wakes up a few times in the night for feeds and stuff. The next morning the nurse comes in with discharge papers.
Nurse: just fill out these forms and use can go home
Jay: okay thank you nurse
They leave the hospital and head back home to show Giselle her new home.
Bey: *walking into the house* Giselle baby this is your house, you like?
Jay: *yawning * ugh I'm tired baby that hospital bed is not comfortable at all
Bey: me too, let's have a nap Giselle is asleep and people are gonna wanna come over later
Jay: good idea

Couple hours later.....
Bey wakes up and finds Jay is gone from her side, she walks into the nursery Giselle is still sound asleep.
Bey: *whispering to herself* aww my baby
She goes down stairs to see where Jay has gone, Jay is in the kitchen cooking
Bey: hey babe, you have. Nice sleep
Jay: yeh baby did you
Bey: yup, why you cooking we could of just ordered out
Jay: it's our first day back with Giselle, I thought we could get the family round and have a nice dinner
Bey: aw baby that nice, shall I go and phone everyone
Jay: it's done
Bey: okay, imma gon get in the shower honey, call me if you need me and listen out for Giselle
Jay: I will

Bey goes to take a shower and get dressed while jays cooking dinner, she puts on a pair on drak blue denim skinny jeans and a White t-shirt and some loubitin platforms ( I know she's only in the house but you know bey), she goes down stairs to see if people are there yet. Jay is sat on the couch holding giselle
Bey: was she crying?
Jay: yeh I think she's hungry, you gon feed her?
Bey: yeh pass her here
Jay:*passes Giselle to bey* I'm gonna go and fix myself up people are gonna start coming at 7, you look beautiful by the way
Bey: thank you baby and okay
Jay: keep and eye on the food I won't be long
Bey: okay

It is 7 and everyone has arrived, they are sat in the living room taking turns of holding Giselle.
Michelle: I can't get over how cute she is, I'm so proud of you hey
Bey: thank you chelle
Matthew: she looks the spitting imgage of you when you was a baby beyonce it's so surreal *starting to tear up*
bey: don't start balling now dad, you'll get me going
Matthew: I'm not, she just so beautiful I'm so proud of my baby girl
Bey: *hugging Matthew* I know you are
Kelly: so when we gon eat I'm starving
Mama Tina: your greedy ass always got to ruin the moment
Kelly: ugh well sooorrryyy
Jay: *laughing* who's gonna help me serve up the plates
Kelly: I'll help
Mama Tina: um bet you will
Kelly: shhh

Everyone eats up jays food like it was there last meal or summit they teared that shit apart like cannibals (LOL).

Baby I paint the sky blue (part29)

I haven't updated in soooo long, been busy with school and work and boring stuff anyway.... I don't even really remember what was happening but I know bey was pregnant so I'm just gonna say bey is 8months pregnant. Here we go....

Jay: baby what you doing sit down
Bey: no
Jay: come on honey your pregnant I'll get a cleaner to do that
Bey: Jay it's okay I'm doing it
Jay: leave the windows women
Bey: no their dirty
Jay grabs bee by the waist and takes away the cloth she was cleaning the windows with
Bey: Jay I'm bored let me be
Jay: come on we're go out to eat then but your not cleaning when your heavily pregnant
Bey: okay baby just let me go and get dressed
Jay: okay I'll help
Bey: honey I can get myself dressed
Jay: so
Bey: so what?
Jay: so I can help my wife get dressed if I want you don't need to want or need the help
Bey: *laughs* ooh okay baby you can help
Jay picks bey up and carries her to their room, he lays her down on the bed and goes to the wardrobe
Jay: so what does my baby want to wear
Bey: umm just get me leggings and a top nothing else fits right now
Jay: *picks out a pair of blue armarni leggings and a blag over sized shirt* this okay
Bey: aw baby your so good with clothes *laughs* yes that okay
Jay: Hahaha shut up you make me sound all gay and shit
Bey: shhh baby you are gay
Jay: *tickling bey* take that back
Bey: *in-between laughs* ah ha bab baby iii take it back sstop
Jay: thought so, now let's get my baby dressed *taking of beys clothes*
Bey: I don't feel the need for this I can dress myself but whatever daddy *laughs*
Jay: ooh I like it when you call me daddy
Bey: I know you do
Jay continues to get bey dressed into the clothes he picked out, when their ready they go out for lunch.
At the restraunt...
They've been eating for 1hour, beyonce starts to get pains in her stomach
Bey: baby I don't feel good
Jay: probably because you just ate the whole menu
Bey: no shut up jay I'm serious
Jay: do you need to go to the hospital
Bey: no just take me home
Jay pays the bill and they leave in the car, they are half way home when beys water breaks
Bey: fuck Jay the baby's coming
Jay: *panicking* uh uh bey um okay we're going to the hospital
Hospital....
Bey is rushed into a room, Jay goes in with her
Bey: ja ja JAYYYY help me
Jay: baby you'll be fine
Nurse: mr carter beyonce is just having contractions for now, so you can go and call family members if you like
Jay: okay nurse, bey I'll be right back
Bey: fuck Jay don't leave
Jay: I'll be right back *runs outside to phone their families*
the rest of bey and jays families get there in no time, they all come runnig in the room, solange, mama tina, mama Gloria, matthew, julez, jays sister, Kelly, michelle, beys cousins, gwyneth, (wow news spread quick)
nurse: umm guys only 3 people are aloud in the room while bee is giving birth, the rest of y'all will have to wait in the waiting rooms I'm sorry
Jay: okay mamas use stay
The rest of the family leave the room. It is time.
Bey: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *squeezing jays hand * no Jay I can't do It I can't ahhhhh no no (she shuts her legs :o)
Jay: baby you can open your legs I just saw the head your gonna squash my poor baby
Bey: shut the fuck up Jay, I can't ahhhh omg mama please help me
Mama Tina: baby please open your legs you'll be fine
Bey finally opens her legs again and the babies head pops out
Mama Gloria: ooh baby I can see the head
Bey: I'm never having anymore aahhhhh fuckkkkkkk

The nurse reaches for the baby and slides it out
Nurse: its a girl congratulations
Bey: *sounding tired* aw let me see my baby
Jay: *tearing up* oh man she's so cute
Mama tina and mama Gloria are in tears as you could imagine
Mama Tina: aw my little grand baby
Nurse: you got a name mrs carter?
Bey: I was thinking giselle jay?
Jay: yes baby I love giselle, giselle Agnes carter
Bey: *in tears* baby I love it, I love you, I love our baby

You the one that I adore (part28)

When we left of beyonce and Jay had been shopping for an outfit for bee,it was their housewarming party and as usual there was drama.
Carrying on from the party, Kelly and bee are sat upstairs in the guest room with solange talking about Kelly and rihannas fight, rihanna is in the kitchen with kanye and Jay, all the other guests are still partying.

Solange: aw hell naw, your telling me I missed a fight hahaha Kelly did you kick her ass
Bee: solange this isn't funny
Solange: shut up beyonce yes it is haha oh god why did I miss that shit
Bee: are you okay Kelly ?
Kelly: yeh I good, just a bit shaken but I'm still gonna slap the shit out of that hoe
Bee: Kelly you need to calm down, rihannas my friend you can't go beating her up and calling her a hoe in my house
Kelly: oh I'm sorry beyonce I just thought it was only Last year she fucked your man
Bee: I cant be dealing with this right now Kelly
Solange: I'm sorry it's true bee, you need to be taking kellys side
Bee: side fuckng side we're not 10 solange, the argument was stupid use are drunk and just need to calm down
Solange: woahh bee calm down, I was kidding I jus find this shit funny as fuck
Bee: well I don't, this is my housewarming and y'all need to stop with your dumb shit
Kelly: okay bee I'm sorry
Bee: ughh that's okay Kelly, now you gonna come down stairs and bee a good girl haha
Kelly: yeh I'm good now
Solange: wait let me put my shoes on I'm coming
Bee: as long as your sober solo
Solange: yeh yeh I'm cool
Downstairs in the kitchen.
Kanye: rihanna why gotta be fighting all the time, if not with bee then with her best friend honey that's not cool
Rihanna: psshh don't even blame this on me
Jay: he's right you need to calm it rih, your to much when you've had a drink Hahah
Rihanna: she's the one wh started it
Kanye: rihanna we all now you started it
Rihanna: okay maybe I did, but she shouldn't of called me a hoe
Jay: well you cool now
Rihanna: yeh, let's go dance
When rihanna walks back into the party room she catches eyes with Kelly, Kelly walks over to her.
Rihanna: I'm sorry, I just go a little to far when I get a drink in side me
Kelly: I'm sorry to, I shouldn't of called you a hoe, I wanna get along with you cuz your friends with bee, so erm forgotten
Rihanna: course * she hugs Kelly*
Kelly: come on girl let's partyyy
The party goes on till about 3am, beyonce is talking to gwyneth in one of the guest rooms.
Gwyn: what you wanna tell me honey?
Bee: prepare yourself girl
Gwyn: haha shut up bee and tell me
Bee: alright, girl I'm having a baby
Gwyn: nooooo serious, your not serious aahhhh bee bee bee bee *puts her head against bees stomach* hello bees baby, you in there
Bee: haha gywn your to much
Gwyn: haha, so I wanna be godmother
Bee: course honey, but let it be born first yeh haha
Rihanna walks into the room
Gwyn: omg rihanna do you now bees pregnant
Bee: well if she didn't Yo would of jus told her
Rih: yeh I knew it's amazing init, aw bees gonna be a mummy
Bee: I know aw hahaha, what's up rih
Rih: nothing just thought I'd come and see where you were
Bee: okay, so did y'all have a good night
Gwyn: yeh, you always throw the best parties bee
Rih: well except from the fall out with Kelly yeh it was a good night
Bee: did you and Kelly make up?
Rih: yeh, she's cool I love Kelly i was jus a bit drunk
Bee: um okay, where is Kelly ?
Rih: in her room, think she's getting ready for bed
Bee: I'm bored, um wanna bake
Rihanna: bee your not allowed in the kitchen
Gwyn: yeh bee are you forgetting why you have a new house
Bee: hufff well what can we do ?
Gwyn: let's go and tease Jay
Bee: haha yeh, rih go and get a bucket of water we'll throw it on him
They sneak into bees and jays bedroom where Jay is asleep in bed
Bee: 1 2 3
Rihanna throws a bucket of cold water all over Jay
Jay: *jumping up freezing* wwwhat tthe ffffuck
The girls all burst out laughing
Jay: beyonce you fucking idiot, your not funny I'm freezing
Bee: hahaha aw baby I'm sorry *wraps a towel around him* here you go
Jay: I could fuckin kill use
Rihanna and Gwyn: sorry Jay hahaha
Jay: I'd keep one eye open tonight girls
Bee: sure Jay, come on lets go girls
Rihanna: aw I need a drink after that, where's the champagne bee
Bee: in the fridge
Rih: use want one
Gwyn: yeh
Bee: no
Rihanna: oh yeh your preggies aw oh well beyonce haha.