Showing posts with label Jay z. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay z. Show all posts

Saturday, 27 August 2011

i dont know much about algebra, but i know 1+1=2 ( Part 14)

In the previous post, the carters got back together and they go to dinner. Kanye and Rihanna meet them there and Rihanna shows off her new shoes that Kanye got her. Jay messes with Bee and says he wont be buying her shoes for a while. They all go back to thr Carters and soon Beyonce and Rihanna have a drunken, rowdy argument and the boys have to keep them away before they had a fight.

Jay: Morning baby * Opens the curtains* I made you breakfast
Bey: Urrrgh close the blinds Jay and stop talking, my head hurts
Jay: Nice*sarcastic tone* Haha,well if you didnt get so drunk last night you light head
Bey: Jay please shutup and get me some aspirin, my head is banging, urrgh,
Jay: Haha well theres a glass of water on this tray, ill go get you some aspirin *Leaves the room*
-Downstairs
Jay: *Answers phone* Hhha hello Kay, hows Riri?
Kanye: Oh god, ive never seen her in such a state but i still love her
Jay: Ano Beyonce bossing me around, i think shes hungover* Hears shouting in the background*
Kanye: Haha what was that?
Jay: Beyonce wants aspirin, i guess i got answer the Queens orders. Talk to you later bro
Kanye: haha ok cyaa
Jay: *Grabs aspirin and goes to the bedroom* Here you go baby * Tosses packet on bed*
Bey: Urrgh thanks baby, about time. * She swallows 2 of the tablets*
Jay: So you going work today?
Bey: What the fuck Jay, seriouss? Omg omgg * She runs to the bathroom and throws up*
Jay: Omg Bee serious? I am not cleaning that up. Hhaa i guess ill go shower in the guest room
Bey: *Throwing up* Bleaughhh bleaughh
-Later in the day
Bey: *Walking in with an icepack on her head* Turn that down Jay
Jay: Errm no? Im watching the game
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Its not even that loud and who told you to get so drunk lastnight
Bey: Cant you catch up on it tomorrow, please baby
Jay: Not possible
Bey: * Sits on the couch* Why not?
Jay: Well when you were upstairs i kind of got a phone call...
Bey: AndddddD?
Jay: Well i have to fly to LA for a bit
Bey: 1, 2 days?
Jay: No theres been some problems and some company trying to sue Rock Nation, i need to sort this mess out. So i dunno how long it'll take.
Bey: But Jay.. How long do you think you'll be gone for?
Jay: A week to a fortnight?
Bey: Seriously, im going to miss you loads * He voice shaky*
Jay: Well i would advice you dont get drunk for a bit haha
Bey: Im not joking Jay , it wont be the same without you
Jay: Dont worry though because i have a surprise for you
Bey: Tell me tell meee
Jay: Hha, wait till i get back
Bey: * Hugs him for a while and tear falls down  her eyes*
Jay:  * Brushes away the tear with his hand and stares into her eyes*
Bey: When you going to leave then?
Jay: In about 10 minutes my bags are in the car
Bey: You should have woke me , we could have spent the day together
Jay: Hhah Bey, you were hungover, but you can come with me to the airport
Bey: Ok * They both sit in the car and are driving to the airport*
Jay: Why are you getting upset, you go on tour a lot and so do i and we dont see each other for weeks.
Bey: I know but im busy out there, im on holiday so ill feel it more.* They arrive at the airport*
Jay: I love you Bee and trust me time will fly
Bey: I just wish i knew sooner.I love you too Shawn! * They kiss for about 5 minutes*
Jay: Ok bye beautiful * He goes towards the boarding point*
Bey:*She waves* Tears streaming down her eyes* Bye..








Monday, 8 August 2011

Who run this mother? (part 5)

In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...

*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?



















Friday, 5 August 2011

All i need in this life of sin, is my and my boyfriend (part 3)

After the fatal car accident that beyonce was in she was rushed to the emergency room and has just come into consciousness. Mathew Knowles, Mama Tina, Solange, Julez and JayZ are surrounding her bed. They are all very upset and the press are roaming the hospital.

Beyonce begins to open her eyes
Julez: Aunty Bee! Aunty Bee! Your alive! * he rushes to her*
All the teary eyed relatives turn towards beyonce
Bey: Yeh sweetheart, course i am . Wont get rid of me that easily.
Tina: Oh sweetheart, i was so worried
Bey: Why what happened? why am i here? What are y'all doing here? Jay?...
Tina: Baby, you were in a car accident. * Turns to solange* Go tell the doctor shes awake.
Solange: Ok mama *exits*
Jay: Bee, im so sorry. Ive been such an idiot and ive missed you so much. I dont know what id do if i lost you. You are the other half of me, you complete me. Your my wife and i love you to bits, please can we try again? *begins to cry*
Bey: Look im tired and in a vunreble state right now. When im out of this place we'll sort it out together.
Doctor Enters Room
Doctor: Good evening everybody. I am sorry however but visiting time is over for now and im going to have to ask you all to leave.*Turns to Beyonce* When the test results come through tomorrow, we can see if we can discharge you and you may be able to go home tomorrow.
Everyone says their goodbyes and leaves the hospital, the next morning beyonce is discharged from the hospital and her dad comes to pick her up.
Matthew: Bee what was you playin at you know you shouldn't of been driving in the state you was in.
Bey: Dad don't start lecturing me im sorry for scaring y'all but im not in a good place right now and cant be doing with you stressing *turns up the music *
Matthew: Fine
They drive to her mums house.
Mama tina: Solange tidy up the lounge before Bee gets here
Solange: Aw but mum..

Mama tina: I wont tell you again
Solange: *mutters under her breath* Why dont you do it?
Mama tina: Did you say something solange?
Solange: No mama
Solange begins to tidy the lounge when Bee and her dad arrive
Solange: Hey bee
Bey: Hey solo
Solange: You feeling alright, sit down, you wanna drink, something to eat?
Bey: Solo im not disabled im fine just a bit bruised thats all, wheres my baby?
Solange: *shouts julez* Julez aunty bee's here
Julez: *running down the stairs* Auntie Bee
Bey: Hey baby, i missed you
Julez: i missed you too, are you okay grandma said you had a car crash
Bey: yeh honey but im good know
Julez: good i dont want my auntie bey to be ill
Bey: aw love you baby
Julez: and i love you too auntie *runs into the kitchen where tina is making dinner*
The Doorbell Rings and Solange goes to get it.
Solange: What do you want?
Jay:*Carrying a massive bouqet and a small wrapped present*. Ive come to see my wife..
Solange: Let me see if she's ready to see you
Tina: Is that Jay? Yeah, i invited him for dinner. Its time he sorted this out with Beyonce. You only live once.
Solange: Umm yeah.. and ok mama ill let him in.
They all eat dinner together. Solange then takes Julez to bed and Mama Tina clears the table and goes in the kitchen to clear away the things. JayZ and Beyonce are alone in the room.
Jay: I got you these. * Passes gifts to Bee*. There your favourite white lilies.
Bey: Lilies are a sign of dishonesty but umm thanks i guess.
Jay: Look Bee, i cant do this. I dont think i can live another day without you. I havent slept for weeks and when i turned up at the house that night, well ive never regretted something that much in my life. Seeing you like this all bandaged up , its all my fault. Im so sorry, i love you. Please Bee you mean so much to me, your the best thing i ever had...
Bey: Oh Jay, I love you *She hugs him*

On to the next one..(part 2)

When we left off Beyonce found out about Jay z cheating with Rihanna and went berserk. The couple haven't been speaking for 2 weeks, Jay z has been staying at a hotel and Beyonce is thinking about a divorce..

Bey: *phone rings* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bey have you seen Jay I can't get hold of him on his cell
Bey: no
Kanye: okay what's up with use two anyway why's Jay in a hotel
Bey: he hasn't told you, that dick cheated on me
Kanye: no.. What the fuck who with ?
Bey: that red headed hoe rihanna
Kanye: What? right imma try call him now
Bey: okay bye
Kanye: bye bee *hangs up the phone and rings Jay*
Jay: hey bro
Kanye: yo what's this I hear about you cheating on bey, you know how lucky you are to have that girl
Jay: I no bro it was once and I was drunk
Kanye: and with rihanna you know I liked her man
Jay: I no I'm sorry I didn't kno what I was doing
Kanye: don't play that game, it's meant be bros before hoes man
Jay: look I'm sorry brother
Kanye: we ain't brothers * hangs up the phone*
Jay grabs the bottle of champagne from the side and downs it in one then heads out to the
40/40 club. Jay has got pretty wasted and tells his driver to take him home
Jay: *banging on the door* beyonce let me in
Bey: what the fuck you doin at my house
Jay: saying hi to my beautiful wifey
Bey: right you said it now go away. Go back to your hoe!
Jay: rihanna?
Bey: I dont know. Which one is it this time Jay?
* Drunken Jay begins to get angry*
Jay: maybe I fucking will, she's better than you in bed anyway. We had a great time..
*bey interrupts*: just fucking sober up and grow up!
*beyonce slams the door and the driver takes Jay back to the hotel
Bey: fucking prick!*starts crying*
Beyonce grabs her car keys and storms out of the house
Bey:* phones her mum crying * mum
Mama Tina: hey bey what's up where are you
Bey: I'm in the car coming over there, Jay cheated on me mum
Mama Tina: whattt wait till I see that boy im gonna give him a piece of my mind
Bey: * starts crying harder* why does this always happen to me mum
Mama Tina: oh baby don't cry
*the storm is getting worse outside*
Bey: ok mama I'll speak to you when I get There, love you
Mama Tina: love you too sweet
A jeep comes out of nowhere in front of the car and because she is going so fast and the roads slippery both cars collide and let out a huge *BANG!*...