Showing posts with label beyonce. rihanna. kanye and rihanna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beyonce. rihanna. kanye and rihanna. Show all posts

Monday, 12 September 2011

Cos tonight its going down, down, down(part 23)

In the last post everyone was excited and over the moon over the baby. They were all stressing over telling Rihanna so Beyonce is going to dinner with Rihanna now.

Jay: Morning babe *  Tries to Kiss Beyonce Goodmorning*
Bey:  Morning... * Moves back and begins pacing around the room*
Jay: What you not gonna kiss your man now? Fine
Bey: Aww im sorry Jay * Kisses him* Happy?
Jay: Yes * Smiles like the cheshire cat*
Bey: Your too much
Jay:  Thats why you love me. Anyway why you pacing around, whats up?
Bey: Im just really stressed about telling Rihanna about the baby, like i feel bad. Shall we wait?
Jay: Are'nt you already going to lunch with her?
Bey: Yes i suppose but i could always leave it..
Jay: Bee!
Bey: Fine... but only if.. you tell Kanye today aswell!
Jay: Naa i feel tight, ill tell him some other day
Bey: Now you know how i feel
Jay: Urgh fine ill go down later
Bey: Promise?
Jay: urmm.. only if you give me another kiss?
Bey: * Kisses him* Now go get ready
Jay: Fine
- Later in the day
Rih: So what did you want to tell me? * Bites into her food*
Bey: Well...
Rih: Go on Bee..
Bey: Well the thing is, umm i dont know how to put this but you are my friend and i just think its important you know this, rather than you finding out of someone else..
Rih: Look what is it, im here thinking all sorts
Bey: Ok im just gonna come out with it, im gonna say it..
Rih: Go on then!
Bey: Im ..i...im.. Pregnant
Rih: Omg omg congracts Bee, i noticed you were glowing. Is that why you were ill the other day? Omg congractss woo
Bey: Your not upset?angry?
Rih: No, why would i Bee? Your pregnant im so happy for you. Were going to have an awesome baby shower and omg theres going to be a baby Bee
Bey: Or a baby Jay..
Rih: Ya whatever but omggg your pregnant woo * Hugs her*
Bey: Urmm Rihanna this might be a lot to take in and me and Jay were'nt sure how you'd react, after the micarriage yuno..
Rih: This is a momentous occasion! And dont be silly why would i be angry with you having a baby if i had a miscarriage and besides thats the past. Little Carter is the future & maybe the future for the music industry ay?
Bey: haha.. okk Rihanna but i dont really want him to be smothered by the papz all the time and what if my babys  tone deaf like my dad
Rih: Hhhaha aww i bet its gonna be gorgous
Bey: Well dur.. ahha
-Meanwhile at Kanyes
Kanye:  What do you want?
Jay: I need to speak to you bro..
Kanye: I havent forgot yuno were not bros.
Jay: Look man i seen you all over my wife , if she didnt break away i bet you would have made the same mistake as me so i think were even
Kanye: i guess.. yeah sorry about that
Jay: Ive missed you at the studio man
Kanye: and i havent watched the match with you for ages
Jay: haha i know you talk through the whole thing so i didnt miss that
Kanye: Well we have'nt even been clubbing in forever and i miss you rambling about needing to get home ha
Jay: Now thats not fair
Kanye: But its so truee! * Punches Jay in the arm playfully*
Jay: Wanna punch yeezy?
Kanye: Naa i dont hit girls, what you thinking im chris brown or something?
Jay: ahahhahahah
Kanye: Anyway, what brings you round?
Jay: Well i kind of promised Bee id tell you this..
Kanye: What is it bro?
Jay: Well the other day she was throwing up non stop and we had to get the doctor and he..
Kanye: Daaamn is she ok? Is she ill? :O
Jay: Well.. not exactly shes , well were gonna be parents. Bee's Pregnant!
Kanye: Oh.
Jay: Oh? Look im sorry i didnt want to tell you cos i thought it was too soon you know after all thats happened but i needed to tell you cos your my brother and i know you'd get pissed off if you found out of someone else and i just..
Kanye: Save it man, im being daft im happy for you bro, come here * Gives him a massive hug*
Jay: You serious and thanks man it means a lot
Kanye: no probs and aww Jays gonna be a daddy haha
Jay:Yeah bro im so excitedddd! Do you want to be the Godfather?
Kanye: Yeeeeeeee man godfather thats what im talking about haha Kanye the godfather i feel like im in the mafia
Jay: You idiot anyway you popping open the champagne or what?
Kanye: Yeh man ill go get it, then we'll watch the game unless you need to get back
Jay: No im in no rush, well watch it in the cinema room
Kanye: Sfe bro
- Scene change & back at Beys house
Bey: * Pulls of her heels and begins to cook dinner ( She cant cook but let her try )
Bey: Urrgh roast chicken, cant be that hardd. I want to treat my Jay baby * She puts the chicken in the oven and turns the heat up before going upstairs to get ready for their special evening
Scene Change:
Kanye: No man noo not there shoot, shoot. Omfg flipping shoot you idiottt
Jay: Calm it Kanye  ahhaah
* Beep beep*
Kanye: Dat your phone hov?
Jay: Urrmm yeah, its Bee
Kanye: Whats it say
Jay: Your so nosy! and nothing she just said be back for 10 cos shes making dinner and shes got a surprise for me.
Kanye: You gonna get it tonight..
Jay: Shutup Kanye * Laughs*
- Its now 9:30 and Bee is singing along to the music really loud she doesnt hear the smoke alarm. She suddenly begins to choke and realises the Chicken in the oven and she runs towards the stairs. She screams in horror and begins to choke violently as she notices most of the downstairs is engulfed in fire. The fire is blocking the stairway and she panicks because the smoke could affect the baby. She runs back towards her bedroom. Gets a towal and shoves it below the door so no smoke can get in, puts the music volume low and punches jay's number into her phone.
Jay: * Ring ring* Its Bee, Imma get this
Kanye: She wears the pants i swear hahah i guess she wants you baddd ahahaha
Jay: I wear the pants , you know what here you go. * Declines the call and switches his phone off*
Kanye: Now thats what im talking about now drink up.
Meanwhile..
Bey: Omg what the hell , pick up you bastard.
*She rings him back 5 times but it goes straight to answering machine. By now she can hear the siren of the fire brigade because they automatically come when the alarm goes off and suddenly she remembers that Jay is with Kanye and dials Kanye's number rapid.
Kanye:* Ring ringgg ringgggg* I guess she wants me now hahaha
Jay: What is Bee ringing you?
Kanye: Yeah man
Jay: * Annoyed that Bee Is ringing Kanye* Well pick it up then
Kanye: Fine
Bey: Omg Kanye is Jay there, omg tell him to get back quick
Kanye: well congracts on the baby and why do you want him bad haha ( Hes pretty drunk)
Bey: No you foool! The house is on fireeee get him home rapid
Kanye: Omggg,, Jay your housee is on fire
Jay: What the fuck!?!!?!?!??! * Snatches the phone*
Jay: Bee, whats happened? Are you okay? Stay in our room im on my way
Kanye: Shall i come with you?
Jay: * Already running towards the door and drives home as fast as he can.* Omg please save my baby god, please save my unborn child and my beautiful wife, please...

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Can you walk and talk at the same time now? (part 18)

In the last blog we had a lot of DRAMA!Kanye found Rihanna in a state and rushes her to hospital where sadly she loses her baby. Jay Z has messed up big time and everyone is pissed off with him. Its now the day after.

Jay: Morning love * Carrying a tray full of waffles, bacon, eggs, orane juice and a flower*
Bey: Wth Jay, get out of my room
Jay: Urmm Bee I made you breakfast and this is our bedroom ...
Bey: * Interrupting Jay* Na you fucking get out of my house as well, dont even know why i let you stay in the guest room last night.
Jay: Baby listen * Puts tray on bed* We need to talk, urrm about last nigh...
Bey: * Interrupting again* Of course babe, well talk after you fix Kanye's heart and bring Rihannas baby back and urrm wait aint that yo baby too? My bad.
Jay: Bey dont be like that and we dont know for definate, it was just a chance.
Bey: Are you done? Close the door on your way out..
Jay: Bey..
Bey: Dont piss me off anymore cos i swear...
Jay* Leaves the room but leaves the breakfast on the bed*
Bey: * Takes a shower, gets dressed, does her makeup and heads towards the front door*
Jay: Hey Bee, umm where are you going?
Bey: I know your ass aint talkin to me?* With that she left*
Béy: She drove around the corner and burst into tears, she didnt want to cry near jay because that would make her vunreable and she wasnt going to forgive him that easily! She decided to drive down to Kanye's
Kanye: * Opening the door* Oh Bee this is'nt a good time..
Bey: Kanye you need to sort yourself out! * She walks past him to see about 10 bottle of alcahol scattered around the living room which was a mess* What the hell kanye?
Kanye: Go away Bee, Your my sister and everything so i dont want you to see me in this state..
Bey: Right were cleaning this mess out right now
Kanye: Ill just get a cleaner or something..
Bey: * interrupting him* Kanye!
Kanye: * Knowing she was serious he went and got a bin bag and returned* Ok fine lets clean
Bey: Good it should be therapautic
Kanye: Lmao Bee you make me laugh, i think music will be theraputic. * He switches on the stereo and blasts the volume high*
They laugh and dance around. They then clean up the whole room whilst singing and laughing to the music.
Bey: Hha yay were finally done
Kanye: Bee got some skillss with the cleaning like a lady
Bey: omg Kanye dont be sexist! * She frowns jokily*
Kanye: Im only messing with you, come here! * He grabs Beyonce from her waist and begans tickling her until she falls on the sofa, he then gets on top of her still tickling her*
Bey: AHAHAH OMG STOPPP KANYE HAHA
Kanye: *He suddenly begans to kiss Beyonce on the lips and she returns the favour,
* The thing was Jay had followed Bee and had watched the whole thing. He could'nt bare to see them kissing any longer and drove off angrily*
-They kiss for about 5 minutes and then they both break free*
Bey: No Kanye you know this is'nt what we want, i still love Jay deep down and you still love Rihanna
Kanye: Omg what was i thinking, im so sorry Bee! I hope this does'nt ruin things between us
Bey: Course it wont, come here silly * She gives him a hug* No more drinking you okay?
Kanye: hehe okay, today was good. Thanks Bee.
Bey: No problem, cyaa (:
Kanye: Bye
Bey: * Driving back to her home thinking to herself* i miss those times with Jay, infact i really miss him. Maybe i should just give him a chance and sort this out
Bey: * Walking into her house* Jay , Jay?
*Silence*

SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST? I WILL MAKE A LONGER ONE NEXT TIME I PROMISE. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? WHERE HAS JAY GONE?...

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Scared and Lonely (Part 17)

In the last post Jay Z finds out that Rihanna is pregnant and is angry. He fears it might be his and he does'nt want to cause any problems for him and Beyonce. He yells at Rihanna and later on Rihanna goes to Kanye's for a 'surprise'. Kanye rushes into things and proposes to Rihanna who declines he offer and leaves the house without a valid reason. We continue from then..

Kanye: WTFF?
Rih: * Gets out of the car and runs inside, to her room and locks the door*
Bey: * At this point Bey has returned home* Rihanna? You okay. * She knocks on her door*
Rih: No offence Bee but can you fuck off and leave me alone
Bey: What the hell just happened? Why are you back from Kays so early
Rih: Becos.. Wait how the fuck do you know i went there?
Bey: Urrm..
Rih: GET ON WITH IT!
Bey: Well he was asking me about the proposal and i was like go through with it cos i thought you liked him..
Rih: Well i dont want to marry him and i wont so fuck off back to Mr Perfect Carter
Bey: Rihanna look girl talk to me when youve calmed down and whats this got to do with Jay anyway?
Rih: Thanks and nothingg..
Bey: Ok *she goes downstairs and watches TV while she waits for Rihanna to explain whats going on.
Rih: * Looking at her phone she sees 78 missed calls from Kanye.Suddenly the phone begins to ring again and seeing the caller she hurls the phone against the wall and cries until she falls asleep.
Bey: * Unsure what to do, or if Rihanna was coming down got some poptarts and went to sleep*
- Its been 4 days and Rihanna is not speaking to anyone and decides to finally get some fresh air and goes for a jog. She puts some trackies on and heads outside. Its early in the morning so not a lot of people will be around. She returns home 2 hours later to a surprise.
Bey: Omg Rihanna look girl
Rih: Turns to see whos sat in the living room and sees Jay
Jay: Urm.. Hi Rihanna. Ive come to get Beyonce..
Rih: * Boiling up inside* Hi. Were'nt you supposed to be back for another couple of weeks?
Bey:  Its all sorted thank goodness and my baby's come back home. Thank you so much for letting me stay Rihanna but im going home now. Its been great these last couple of days. * She gives her a hug and leaves*
Jay: *Mutters but Rihanna hears* Besides ive got some business to sort out here. * He walks after Bee*
Bey: * Finally arriving at home*. Baby i missed you so much ,you dont understand
Jay: I loves you too honey bee, i missed waking up to see your beautiful face every morning.
Bey: Aww you cutie * They take the bags home and cuddle up on the sofa and talk for a couple of hours*
Meanwhile back at Rihannas house..
Rih: Whilst checking her emails she sees a dozen off Kanye
Rih:Omfg, whys he making this harder for me. * She suddenly feels sick and begins to throw up in the living room. She runs the the bathroom and collapses when she reaches there. She holds onto her stomach crying. She can feel a sharp sensation in her stomach like a dagger and she cant bear it.
Kanye: * Arriving at Rihannas wondering why she hasnt spoken to him for days* The front door is open
( Stupid Jay didnt shut it properly* So he walks in.*. Erm Rihanna you there baby?
Rih: Kay.. * She croaks holding onto her stomach, this pain couldnt be normal*
Kay: * Not hearing her* Rihanna where are you, we need to sort this out. What have i done. * He goes in the living room and sees vomit on the floor* Omg wth...
Rih: Kay.. * she croaks again*
Kaye: * Following the trail of sick he sees Rihanna on the floor clutching her stomach* Omg Rihanna
Rih: Baby.. OWW. * Clutches her stomach in agony*
Kay: Omg Rihanna what happened??!!? * Pulls out his phone and rings for an Ambulance*
- The hospital rush Rihanna into intensive care
Kay: * Ringing Bee*
Bey: * Breaking away from kissing Jay, picks up her phone* Erm Hi Kanye, you okay?
Kay: Yes im fine but im at the hospital with Rihanna. Theyve had to rush her in into intensive care.
Bey: Wth, omgisoh were on our way. We'll be there in 5 mins. * She hangs up*
7 mins later, Bee and Jay rush into the waiting room. Bee runs over to Kay.
Kay: * Lifting his face from his hands, hugs Beyonce
Jay: He man, what happened?
Kay: Omg, Jay when did you get back.* Hugs Jay* Ermm i went in and she was on the floor catching her stomach so i rang and Ambulance and theyve rushed her in to intensive care!
Bey: Omg what about the baby?
Kay: I dont know, she declined my proposal, and then this. I dont know what going on,..
Jay: * Grunts* Ermm.. shall i get you a coffee or something?
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Only asking..
2 hours later....
Doctor: Excuse me are you the family off Robin Rihanna Fenty?
Kanye: YES dotor  Is she ok?
Doctor: Yes is sir she is fine but she may need to rest for a couple of days after the trauma
Kanye: * Interrupting the doctor*What traumaa?
Doctor: Im sorry to say this, but Rihanna has micarried.
Kanye: Omg.. * A tear falls down his eyes*
Bey: * Begins to cry*
Jay: * Gets up and hugs Kay* Im sorry man.. * He feels upset himself because it could have been his baby*
Doctor: We do not know for sure what the cause of the miscarriage is, but it could be related to many reasons such as stress, etc..Would you like to see Miss Fenty?
Kay: Yes, please
Kay: *Goes inside the room to see Rihanna hooked up to a few machines. Her eyes are red from crying* Hey Babe..
Rih: * Looks up* Hi
Kay: Honey im so sorry i dont know what happened today or the other day or what  i dont understand..
Rih: Look Kanye, my babys just died and you and me are over with
Kay: I dont get what ive done wrong,,
Rih: You have'nt done anything wrong, its my fault and i cant hurt you constantly its not fair
Kay: What are you talking about? Since the day ive met you all i have had is Joy, i love you..
Rih: I slept with your bestfriend, ive just miscarried a baby that might not have been yours!?!!
Kay: What?
Rih: Nothing..
Kay: Whos is it then? Rihanaa?
Rih: I dont know
Kay: What do you mean YOU DONT KNOW????
Rih: Dont make this any harder, close the door on your way out
Kay: Rihanna i love you to peices no matter what, im sorry for shouting. I cant get my head around all of this and i just want to understand it. Whos baby could it have been?
Rih: Stop being so nice. Im not fit to be a wife nor a mother. Nor a girlfriend or anything. Theres really no point in my existance anymore.. & Jay yelled at me the day before i came yours. He said he didnt use a condom and it might be his. Happy? Anyway have a nice life, i honestly hope you meet someone who will treat you well. * She turned around and tears began to trickle down her cheek*
Kanye: Rih..* He gave up and left the room.*
Bey: Kay.?
Kanye: * Ignored her and walked past them both, he drove all the way home and got inside his house and slammed the door*
Bey: We have to see if hes alright, come on...
* They both drive to Kanyes house and when they arrive they see Kanye had smashed the two vases across the room.
Jay: Kanye.. * He runs up to where Kanye is sat with his head down clutching something*
Bey: Bro, its all going to get better in time, i promise
Kay: * Looked up, his eyes red with anger and crying* Here you go Jay..* Passes the item in his hand*
Jay: Why are you giving me this?
Kay: Its a fucking teddy bear, yuno the one i bought for my unborn child. Oh im sorry. My mistake, it probably wasnt even my kid, Hey Jay? Maybe it was yours...?
Jay: Kanye.. man.. i can explain, b
Bey: Wtf is he saying Jay, HMM?
Kanye: You do realise the baby could of died because of Rihanna stressing, there was no need for you to stress her out and yell at her. Maybe thats why she declined my proposal you bastard. Get out :of my house!
Bey: Jay.. How could you? * She runs out of the house crying*
Jay: Beee.... , look Kanye i promise ill fix this. * He runs after Beyonce*
Kanye: Yuno what, fuckkkyouuuuuu!!!!!!!1


Saturday, 27 August 2011

i dont know much about algebra, but i know 1+1=2 ( Part 14)

In the previous post, the carters got back together and they go to dinner. Kanye and Rihanna meet them there and Rihanna shows off her new shoes that Kanye got her. Jay messes with Bee and says he wont be buying her shoes for a while. They all go back to thr Carters and soon Beyonce and Rihanna have a drunken, rowdy argument and the boys have to keep them away before they had a fight.

Jay: Morning baby * Opens the curtains* I made you breakfast
Bey: Urrrgh close the blinds Jay and stop talking, my head hurts
Jay: Nice*sarcastic tone* Haha,well if you didnt get so drunk last night you light head
Bey: Jay please shutup and get me some aspirin, my head is banging, urrgh,
Jay: Haha well theres a glass of water on this tray, ill go get you some aspirin *Leaves the room*
-Downstairs
Jay: *Answers phone* Hhha hello Kay, hows Riri?
Kanye: Oh god, ive never seen her in such a state but i still love her
Jay: Ano Beyonce bossing me around, i think shes hungover* Hears shouting in the background*
Kanye: Haha what was that?
Jay: Beyonce wants aspirin, i guess i got answer the Queens orders. Talk to you later bro
Kanye: haha ok cyaa
Jay: *Grabs aspirin and goes to the bedroom* Here you go baby * Tosses packet on bed*
Bey: Urrgh thanks baby, about time. * She swallows 2 of the tablets*
Jay: So you going work today?
Bey: What the fuck Jay, seriouss? Omg omgg * She runs to the bathroom and throws up*
Jay: Omg Bee serious? I am not cleaning that up. Hhaa i guess ill go shower in the guest room
Bey: *Throwing up* Bleaughhh bleaughh
-Later in the day
Bey: *Walking in with an icepack on her head* Turn that down Jay
Jay: Errm no? Im watching the game
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Its not even that loud and who told you to get so drunk lastnight
Bey: Cant you catch up on it tomorrow, please baby
Jay: Not possible
Bey: * Sits on the couch* Why not?
Jay: Well when you were upstairs i kind of got a phone call...
Bey: AndddddD?
Jay: Well i have to fly to LA for a bit
Bey: 1, 2 days?
Jay: No theres been some problems and some company trying to sue Rock Nation, i need to sort this mess out. So i dunno how long it'll take.
Bey: But Jay.. How long do you think you'll be gone for?
Jay: A week to a fortnight?
Bey: Seriously, im going to miss you loads * He voice shaky*
Jay: Well i would advice you dont get drunk for a bit haha
Bey: Im not joking Jay , it wont be the same without you
Jay: Dont worry though because i have a surprise for you
Bey: Tell me tell meee
Jay: Hha, wait till i get back
Bey: * Hugs him for a while and tear falls down  her eyes*
Jay:  * Brushes away the tear with his hand and stares into her eyes*
Bey: When you going to leave then?
Jay: In about 10 minutes my bags are in the car
Bey: You should have woke me , we could have spent the day together
Jay: Hhah Bey, you were hungover, but you can come with me to the airport
Bey: Ok * They both sit in the car and are driving to the airport*
Jay: Why are you getting upset, you go on tour a lot and so do i and we dont see each other for weeks.
Bey: I know but im busy out there, im on holiday so ill feel it more.* They arrive at the airport*
Jay: I love you Bee and trust me time will fly
Bey: I just wish i knew sooner.I love you too Shawn! * They kiss for about 5 minutes*
Jay: Ok bye beautiful * He goes towards the boarding point*
Bey:*She waves* Tears streaming down her eyes* Bye..








Saturday, 20 August 2011

So we livin live like a video (part10)

So when we left of someone had told the newspaper about rihanna and kanye this turned out to be beys and jays cleaner Claire, rihanna thought kanye told the paper so she broke up with him and kanye thought Jay told the paper which lead to him beatin up Jay, bee was the one who found out it was Claire and tried to convince rihanna to talk to kanye.
It is the morning and beyonce is off on a photoshoot, jayz is sat in bed on the phone to kanye.

Kanye: I'm really sorry, I was jus mad and I really like her man
Jay: I kno, why would you even think I would tell a newspaper about your business anyway i mean it's not like I need the money
Kanye:I jus jumped to conclusions and you was the only person I told
Jay: um okay bro your forgiven but ever hit me again man and I'll knock you out
Kanye:* laughs* thanks bro
Jay: so have you spoke to rihanna ?
Kanye: nah
Jay: she still not answering your calls then ?
Kanye: no
Jay: well I persuaded bee to go for lunch with her, so she's gonna go after her photoshoot, she'll try and get her to ring you
Kanye: well let's hope they don't start fighting themselves, you know I don't think bees over the whole cheating thing yet bro
Jay: I know she isn't, as she keeps reminding me but I think she's got her mature head on today *laughs*
Kanye: haha okay bro well il speak to you later bye
Jay: bye
Jay hangs up the phone and goes to take a shower. Beyonce has finished her photoshoot and rings rihanna to ask her if she's still gonna go for lunch with her.
Bee: * phoning rihanna, talk in to her mum * this bitch better answer the phone I'm not waiting around on this hoeeeheyyy rihanna
Rih: hey bee
Bee: so you still down for goin to lunch?
Rih: yeh yeh um so what time ?
Bee: well I'll come and pick you up in about 20mins is that okay?
Rih: yeh that's fine
Bee: okay bye
Rih: by... *bee hangs up the phone before rihanna can say bye*
Bee: * talking to her mum in the car* I can not believe Jay has convinced to even talk to this bitch never mind take her for dinner, mum I can't be arsed let's jus me and you go to lunch
Mama Tina: no bee you've jus called her know your taking me home then your goin to get her you hear me.
Bee: fine but it doesn't mean I'm goin to be nice to her, she fuckin slept with my husband urgh hoe
Mama Tina: beyonce watch your language and you have forgiven Jay so why not her ?
Bee: whatever mum and because Jay was drunk and she knew exactly what she was doin she couldn't wait till I got out the way so she could pounce on my man, I bet she spiked his drink or something.
Mama tina: and how do you know she wasn't drunk aswell, I doubt she spiked his drink. No beyonce you jus need to forgive and forget do you hear me girl.
Bee: * looking out the window* oh look we're here, bye mum love you
Mama Tina: I'm not playin beyonce, you better not start with that poor girl she jus wants to get along with you.
Bee: I'll try
Mama Tina: no you will do
Bee: bye
Mama Tina: love you too
Bee:* laughs* bye mum
Mama Tina: bye my honeybee * she kisses bee on the cheek and gets out the car*
beyonce tells the driver to drive her to rihannas, when they get their bee goes and knocks on the door, rihanna opens.
Rih: hi beyonce, come in a minute I jus need to grab my bag
Bee: hi, okay * she walks in the house*
Rih: * rihanna goes to get her bag from her room* won't be a minute bee
Bee: okay
Rih: * walking back down the stairs* okay got it, so where we eatin ?
Bee: Shall we jus get some popeyes and bring it back here so we can talk without people surrounding us?
Rih: yeh course
Bee: okay come on let's go and get it
Rih: *in the car talk in to bee* shall I phone him?
Bee: yes you should
Rih: but
Bee: but nothing when we get back to yours gonna call him okay
Rih: um ok
They get their food and head back to rihannas, when they get to rihannas bee tells her driver to pick her u in 3 hours.
They eat their food on the sofa and talk.
Rih: beyonce
Bee: what?
Rih: why do you hate me so much?
Bee: well why do you think rihanna?
Rih: bee I told you we were both drunk and I regret it so much, he wouldn't want me over you anyway your perfect
Bee: okay let's not go that far, anyway forget that for know you said you was gonna call kanye
Rih: but what am I supposed to say
Bee: I don't know, tell him how you feel
Rih: but I don't know how I feel, I'm so confused beyonce I don't know what to do
Bee: well do you want to be with him?
Rih: yeh, well I think I do
Bee: well it's either yes or no, not I think we are not in pre-school
Rih: okay well yes I want to be with him
Bee: okay well their you go now ring him
Rih: I can't
Bee: why cant you ?
Rih: I jus ... * bee snatches the phone out of rihannas hand and dials kanyes number*
bee: there it's ringing * she passes the phone back to rihanna*
Rih: * takes the phone* hello
Kanye: rihanna hello, I'm really sorry I shouldn't of told Jay and, and I really think I love you rihanna I want to be with you
Rih: I want to be with you too but I can't have you telling everyone our business all the time, why don't you take a leave out of jays book, I bet he doesn't tell you about his and bees PRIVATE nights
Kanye: well...
Bee interrupts him shouting from the side of rihanna
Bee: shut up kanye, dont even try and say he does
Kanye: okay no but he does tell me some things
Rih: anyway if and I mean if we were to get back together you would have to promise me that you would keep it private and not let all the media know
Kanye: I promise, so can we start again
Rih: yes we can but if something like this happens again it's over okay kanye
Kanye: okay thank you *shouting* THANKYOU BEE
Bee: * eating her chicken* your welcome kanye
Rih: okay kanye I'm gonna go bye
Kanye: okay bye beautiful
Rihanna hangs u the phone
Bee: now wasn't that easy
Rih: thank you so much bee, why are you helpin me bee?
Bee: cause kanyes my friend and I don't like seeing him hurt plus Jay made me have lunch with you
Rih: I really want us to get along bee
Bee: um
Rih: please forgive me, I am really sorry
Bee: it's okay rihanna I forgive you
Rih:* hugging bee* thank you
Bee: okay
Rih: yey beyonce Knowles is my friend
Bee:* laughing* okay rihanna
They talk for a bit more until the driver comes the to pick beyonce up.
Bee: bye rihanna
Rih: bye bee
When bee gets home Jay is sat watching tv.
Jay: hey baby, how did it go?
Bee: well kanye and rihanna are back together
Jay: and did use talk about jus getting along
Bee: yeh we're okay now
Jay: finally * he drags bee on to to his knee* my good girl
Bee:* laughing* my good boy * she kisses Jay *
Jay: I love you mrs carter
Bee: ditto
Jay: don't ditto me know say it back properly
Bee: I love you to mr carter, I'm goin to take a shower
Jay: good I was sat thinking of polite ways to tell you that you smell
Bee:* kicks Jay* shut up
Jay: ow baby your to violent
Bee: good


Wednesday, 17 August 2011

its to big its to wide its to strong it wont fit (part8)

When we left of beyonce had an interview with jimmy fallon and kanye had invited rihanna to go out to the 40/40 club with him jay and bee where rihanna invited kanye back to her house
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.

Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe

Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*

When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy