Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts

Monday, 12 September 2011

Cos tonight its going down, down, down(part 23)

In the last post everyone was excited and over the moon over the baby. They were all stressing over telling Rihanna so Beyonce is going to dinner with Rihanna now.

Jay: Morning babe *  Tries to Kiss Beyonce Goodmorning*
Bey:  Morning... * Moves back and begins pacing around the room*
Jay: What you not gonna kiss your man now? Fine
Bey: Aww im sorry Jay * Kisses him* Happy?
Jay: Yes * Smiles like the cheshire cat*
Bey: Your too much
Jay:  Thats why you love me. Anyway why you pacing around, whats up?
Bey: Im just really stressed about telling Rihanna about the baby, like i feel bad. Shall we wait?
Jay: Are'nt you already going to lunch with her?
Bey: Yes i suppose but i could always leave it..
Jay: Bee!
Bey: Fine... but only if.. you tell Kanye today aswell!
Jay: Naa i feel tight, ill tell him some other day
Bey: Now you know how i feel
Jay: Urgh fine ill go down later
Bey: Promise?
Jay: urmm.. only if you give me another kiss?
Bey: * Kisses him* Now go get ready
Jay: Fine
- Later in the day
Rih: So what did you want to tell me? * Bites into her food*
Bey: Well...
Rih: Go on Bee..
Bey: Well the thing is, umm i dont know how to put this but you are my friend and i just think its important you know this, rather than you finding out of someone else..
Rih: Look what is it, im here thinking all sorts
Bey: Ok im just gonna come out with it, im gonna say it..
Rih: Go on then!
Bey: Im ..i...im.. Pregnant
Rih: Omg omg congracts Bee, i noticed you were glowing. Is that why you were ill the other day? Omg congractss woo
Bey: Your not upset?angry?
Rih: No, why would i Bee? Your pregnant im so happy for you. Were going to have an awesome baby shower and omg theres going to be a baby Bee
Bey: Or a baby Jay..
Rih: Ya whatever but omggg your pregnant woo * Hugs her*
Bey: Urmm Rihanna this might be a lot to take in and me and Jay were'nt sure how you'd react, after the micarriage yuno..
Rih: This is a momentous occasion! And dont be silly why would i be angry with you having a baby if i had a miscarriage and besides thats the past. Little Carter is the future & maybe the future for the music industry ay?
Bey: haha.. okk Rihanna but i dont really want him to be smothered by the papz all the time and what if my babys  tone deaf like my dad
Rih: Hhhaha aww i bet its gonna be gorgous
Bey: Well dur.. ahha
-Meanwhile at Kanyes
Kanye:  What do you want?
Jay: I need to speak to you bro..
Kanye: I havent forgot yuno were not bros.
Jay: Look man i seen you all over my wife , if she didnt break away i bet you would have made the same mistake as me so i think were even
Kanye: i guess.. yeah sorry about that
Jay: Ive missed you at the studio man
Kanye: and i havent watched the match with you for ages
Jay: haha i know you talk through the whole thing so i didnt miss that
Kanye: Well we have'nt even been clubbing in forever and i miss you rambling about needing to get home ha
Jay: Now thats not fair
Kanye: But its so truee! * Punches Jay in the arm playfully*
Jay: Wanna punch yeezy?
Kanye: Naa i dont hit girls, what you thinking im chris brown or something?
Jay: ahahhahahah
Kanye: Anyway, what brings you round?
Jay: Well i kind of promised Bee id tell you this..
Kanye: What is it bro?
Jay: Well the other day she was throwing up non stop and we had to get the doctor and he..
Kanye: Daaamn is she ok? Is she ill? :O
Jay: Well.. not exactly shes , well were gonna be parents. Bee's Pregnant!
Kanye: Oh.
Jay: Oh? Look im sorry i didnt want to tell you cos i thought it was too soon you know after all thats happened but i needed to tell you cos your my brother and i know you'd get pissed off if you found out of someone else and i just..
Kanye: Save it man, im being daft im happy for you bro, come here * Gives him a massive hug*
Jay: You serious and thanks man it means a lot
Kanye: no probs and aww Jays gonna be a daddy haha
Jay:Yeah bro im so excitedddd! Do you want to be the Godfather?
Kanye: Yeeeeeeee man godfather thats what im talking about haha Kanye the godfather i feel like im in the mafia
Jay: You idiot anyway you popping open the champagne or what?
Kanye: Yeh man ill go get it, then we'll watch the game unless you need to get back
Jay: No im in no rush, well watch it in the cinema room
Kanye: Sfe bro
- Scene change & back at Beys house
Bey: * Pulls of her heels and begins to cook dinner ( She cant cook but let her try )
Bey: Urrgh roast chicken, cant be that hardd. I want to treat my Jay baby * She puts the chicken in the oven and turns the heat up before going upstairs to get ready for their special evening
Scene Change:
Kanye: No man noo not there shoot, shoot. Omfg flipping shoot you idiottt
Jay: Calm it Kanye  ahhaah
* Beep beep*
Kanye: Dat your phone hov?
Jay: Urrmm yeah, its Bee
Kanye: Whats it say
Jay: Your so nosy! and nothing she just said be back for 10 cos shes making dinner and shes got a surprise for me.
Kanye: You gonna get it tonight..
Jay: Shutup Kanye * Laughs*
- Its now 9:30 and Bee is singing along to the music really loud she doesnt hear the smoke alarm. She suddenly begins to choke and realises the Chicken in the oven and she runs towards the stairs. She screams in horror and begins to choke violently as she notices most of the downstairs is engulfed in fire. The fire is blocking the stairway and she panicks because the smoke could affect the baby. She runs back towards her bedroom. Gets a towal and shoves it below the door so no smoke can get in, puts the music volume low and punches jay's number into her phone.
Jay: * Ring ring* Its Bee, Imma get this
Kanye: She wears the pants i swear hahah i guess she wants you baddd ahahaha
Jay: I wear the pants , you know what here you go. * Declines the call and switches his phone off*
Kanye: Now thats what im talking about now drink up.
Meanwhile..
Bey: Omg what the hell , pick up you bastard.
*She rings him back 5 times but it goes straight to answering machine. By now she can hear the siren of the fire brigade because they automatically come when the alarm goes off and suddenly she remembers that Jay is with Kanye and dials Kanye's number rapid.
Kanye:* Ring ringgg ringgggg* I guess she wants me now hahaha
Jay: What is Bee ringing you?
Kanye: Yeah man
Jay: * Annoyed that Bee Is ringing Kanye* Well pick it up then
Kanye: Fine
Bey: Omg Kanye is Jay there, omg tell him to get back quick
Kanye: well congracts on the baby and why do you want him bad haha ( Hes pretty drunk)
Bey: No you foool! The house is on fireeee get him home rapid
Kanye: Omggg,, Jay your housee is on fire
Jay: What the fuck!?!!?!?!??! * Snatches the phone*
Jay: Bee, whats happened? Are you okay? Stay in our room im on my way
Kanye: Shall i come with you?
Jay: * Already running towards the door and drives home as fast as he can.* Omg please save my baby god, please save my unborn child and my beautiful wife, please...

Saturday, 10 September 2011

I want you to feel the love growing inside of me..(part 21)

In the last post beyonce and rihanna find kanye in a state again and kanye tries to get back with rihanna but she says she wants to stay single . Beyonce and rihanna get hammered again.

Beyonce: omigoodness I think I'm gonna.. *runs to the bathroom*
Rihanna: what the beyonce? I'm going back to bed
Beyonce: text Jay *bleugh* on my*bleugh* phone to *err* pick me * blleeeeugh*
RIhanna: ok..

15 mins later..
Jay: * knocks on door*
RIhanna: TAlia(the housekeeper) get the door!!!
TAlia: ok *opens door* hello sir, can I help you?
Jay: yeah is beyonce here
TAlia: yeah she's upstairs
Jay: thanks.*goes upstairs and finds beyonce groaning and throwing up in the bathroom
Bey: babe.. Take me home
Jay: beyonce I'm serious you need to stop getting hammered. *glares at rihanna* and your no help making her in this state
Rih: have some fun grandpa , you know where the door is
Jay: you do realise my company manages you?
Rih: were not at work, I'm going bed
Jay: urrgh, come on bey

At home
Jay: doctor smith is on his way
Bey: urgh I haven't thrown up as much as this morning but my heads still banging *goes to kiss
Jay : I dont think so hahA
Bey: jaay, urgh hHHah I hate being I'll I can't even kiss my man
Jay: well if you didn't get so drunk..
Bey: I don't know, I've never thrown up this much after getting drunk
Jay: well the doctor will tell us now
* ding dong *
Jay: oh hello dr smith * shakes his hand* come in
Bey: oh hi doctor
Smith: oh hello mrs carter , how are you today? What seems to be the matter?
Bey: I've just been throwing up a lot this morning
Jay: see she drank a lot last night..
Bey: Jay!
Smith: ha well tell me all your symptoms mrs carter
Bey and the doctor talk for w while and the doctor check beyonce and does s few tests before handing her a white wand
Bey: urn doctor what is this?
Smith: it's a pregnant test
Jay: what..
Bey: no doctor I'm not pregnant, I can't..
Smith: well thats what it seems. Anyway take this test it should only take 15 mins and call me if you need me. Take some paractemol and don't drink or smoke
Bey: I don't smoke..
Smith: bye mr&mrs carter
Bey&jay: bye doctor
Jay: how? What ? Your pregnant ?
Bey: no don't be silly Jay I can't be
Jay: well do the test
Bey: no point
Jay: yes there is because we can rule it out
Bey: fine* walks to the bathroom and returns 15 mins later* Herr you go Jay
Jay: what does it say
Bey: I don't know, you check it
Jay: ok * reads the test* beyonce giselle Knowles carter! Your PREGNANT!!
Bey: what omg Jay!!! Were gonna be parents!!!
Jay: I know omg * hugs beyonce and kisses her a thousand times
Bey: haha Jay! We need to tell the others
Jay: I know it's going to be so exciting..
Bey: how are we going to tell them?

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Can you walk and talk at the same time now? (part 18)

In the last blog we had a lot of DRAMA!Kanye found Rihanna in a state and rushes her to hospital where sadly she loses her baby. Jay Z has messed up big time and everyone is pissed off with him. Its now the day after.

Jay: Morning love * Carrying a tray full of waffles, bacon, eggs, orane juice and a flower*
Bey: Wth Jay, get out of my room
Jay: Urmm Bee I made you breakfast and this is our bedroom ...
Bey: * Interrupting Jay* Na you fucking get out of my house as well, dont even know why i let you stay in the guest room last night.
Jay: Baby listen * Puts tray on bed* We need to talk, urrm about last nigh...
Bey: * Interrupting again* Of course babe, well talk after you fix Kanye's heart and bring Rihannas baby back and urrm wait aint that yo baby too? My bad.
Jay: Bey dont be like that and we dont know for definate, it was just a chance.
Bey: Are you done? Close the door on your way out..
Jay: Bey..
Bey: Dont piss me off anymore cos i swear...
Jay* Leaves the room but leaves the breakfast on the bed*
Bey: * Takes a shower, gets dressed, does her makeup and heads towards the front door*
Jay: Hey Bee, umm where are you going?
Bey: I know your ass aint talkin to me?* With that she left*
Béy: She drove around the corner and burst into tears, she didnt want to cry near jay because that would make her vunreable and she wasnt going to forgive him that easily! She decided to drive down to Kanye's
Kanye: * Opening the door* Oh Bee this is'nt a good time..
Bey: Kanye you need to sort yourself out! * She walks past him to see about 10 bottle of alcahol scattered around the living room which was a mess* What the hell kanye?
Kanye: Go away Bee, Your my sister and everything so i dont want you to see me in this state..
Bey: Right were cleaning this mess out right now
Kanye: Ill just get a cleaner or something..
Bey: * interrupting him* Kanye!
Kanye: * Knowing she was serious he went and got a bin bag and returned* Ok fine lets clean
Bey: Good it should be therapautic
Kanye: Lmao Bee you make me laugh, i think music will be theraputic. * He switches on the stereo and blasts the volume high*
They laugh and dance around. They then clean up the whole room whilst singing and laughing to the music.
Bey: Hha yay were finally done
Kanye: Bee got some skillss with the cleaning like a lady
Bey: omg Kanye dont be sexist! * She frowns jokily*
Kanye: Im only messing with you, come here! * He grabs Beyonce from her waist and begans tickling her until she falls on the sofa, he then gets on top of her still tickling her*
Bey: AHAHAH OMG STOPPP KANYE HAHA
Kanye: *He suddenly begans to kiss Beyonce on the lips and she returns the favour,
* The thing was Jay had followed Bee and had watched the whole thing. He could'nt bare to see them kissing any longer and drove off angrily*
-They kiss for about 5 minutes and then they both break free*
Bey: No Kanye you know this is'nt what we want, i still love Jay deep down and you still love Rihanna
Kanye: Omg what was i thinking, im so sorry Bee! I hope this does'nt ruin things between us
Bey: Course it wont, come here silly * She gives him a hug* No more drinking you okay?
Kanye: hehe okay, today was good. Thanks Bee.
Bey: No problem, cyaa (:
Kanye: Bye
Bey: * Driving back to her home thinking to herself* i miss those times with Jay, infact i really miss him. Maybe i should just give him a chance and sort this out
Bey: * Walking into her house* Jay , Jay?
*Silence*

SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST? I WILL MAKE A LONGER ONE NEXT TIME I PROMISE. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? WHERE HAS JAY GONE?...

Saturday, 27 August 2011

i dont know much about algebra, but i know 1+1=2 ( Part 14)

In the previous post, the carters got back together and they go to dinner. Kanye and Rihanna meet them there and Rihanna shows off her new shoes that Kanye got her. Jay messes with Bee and says he wont be buying her shoes for a while. They all go back to thr Carters and soon Beyonce and Rihanna have a drunken, rowdy argument and the boys have to keep them away before they had a fight.

Jay: Morning baby * Opens the curtains* I made you breakfast
Bey: Urrrgh close the blinds Jay and stop talking, my head hurts
Jay: Nice*sarcastic tone* Haha,well if you didnt get so drunk last night you light head
Bey: Jay please shutup and get me some aspirin, my head is banging, urrgh,
Jay: Haha well theres a glass of water on this tray, ill go get you some aspirin *Leaves the room*
-Downstairs
Jay: *Answers phone* Hhha hello Kay, hows Riri?
Kanye: Oh god, ive never seen her in such a state but i still love her
Jay: Ano Beyonce bossing me around, i think shes hungover* Hears shouting in the background*
Kanye: Haha what was that?
Jay: Beyonce wants aspirin, i guess i got answer the Queens orders. Talk to you later bro
Kanye: haha ok cyaa
Jay: *Grabs aspirin and goes to the bedroom* Here you go baby * Tosses packet on bed*
Bey: Urrgh thanks baby, about time. * She swallows 2 of the tablets*
Jay: So you going work today?
Bey: What the fuck Jay, seriouss? Omg omgg * She runs to the bathroom and throws up*
Jay: Omg Bee serious? I am not cleaning that up. Hhaa i guess ill go shower in the guest room
Bey: *Throwing up* Bleaughhh bleaughh
-Later in the day
Bey: *Walking in with an icepack on her head* Turn that down Jay
Jay: Errm no? Im watching the game
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Its not even that loud and who told you to get so drunk lastnight
Bey: Cant you catch up on it tomorrow, please baby
Jay: Not possible
Bey: * Sits on the couch* Why not?
Jay: Well when you were upstairs i kind of got a phone call...
Bey: AndddddD?
Jay: Well i have to fly to LA for a bit
Bey: 1, 2 days?
Jay: No theres been some problems and some company trying to sue Rock Nation, i need to sort this mess out. So i dunno how long it'll take.
Bey: But Jay.. How long do you think you'll be gone for?
Jay: A week to a fortnight?
Bey: Seriously, im going to miss you loads * He voice shaky*
Jay: Well i would advice you dont get drunk for a bit haha
Bey: Im not joking Jay , it wont be the same without you
Jay: Dont worry though because i have a surprise for you
Bey: Tell me tell meee
Jay: Hha, wait till i get back
Bey: * Hugs him for a while and tear falls down  her eyes*
Jay:  * Brushes away the tear with his hand and stares into her eyes*
Bey: When you going to leave then?
Jay: In about 10 minutes my bags are in the car
Bey: You should have woke me , we could have spent the day together
Jay: Hhah Bey, you were hungover, but you can come with me to the airport
Bey: Ok * They both sit in the car and are driving to the airport*
Jay: Why are you getting upset, you go on tour a lot and so do i and we dont see each other for weeks.
Bey: I know but im busy out there, im on holiday so ill feel it more.* They arrive at the airport*
Jay: I love you Bee and trust me time will fly
Bey: I just wish i knew sooner.I love you too Shawn! * They kiss for about 5 minutes*
Jay: Ok bye beautiful * He goes towards the boarding point*
Bey:*She waves* Tears streaming down her eyes* Bye..








Saturday, 13 August 2011

If you leave me your outta your mind (part7 improved)

When we left off beyonce burnt the food and caused the firemen to arrive also she helped kanye get ready for his date with rihanna. It has been two days since kanye and rihanna went on their first date.
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...



Monday, 8 August 2011

I'm gone take it to the moon take it to the stars (part6)

When we left of beyonce had gone to her mums for dinner to sort all the arguements out, but they all ended up arguing again and beyonce sacked Matthew as her manager also rihanna and kanye showed their feelings for one another in the studio.
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*




Who run this mother? (part 5)

In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...

*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?



















Sunday, 7 August 2011

I miss you like everyday (part4)

When we left off Beyonce had come out of hospital and mama tina had invited everyone to dinner including Jay, Jay had brought Beyonce some presents and explained his feelings about her and beyonce had taken him back.
It has been 3 weeks now and the whole cheating situation seems to have been put to the back of everyone's minds bey and Jay are back living together and everything is good between them.
Jay is in the kitchen making Beyonce breakfast in bed.
Bee: *shouting from the bedroom* JAYYYY WHERE'S MY FOOD AT ?
Jay: it's coming baby *carrying the food into the bedroom*
Bee: thank you baby
Jay: anything for you beautiful *kisses Beyonce on the forehead* I should be leaving now baby
Bee: where you goin?
Jay: I told you Im going to the studio with kanye
Bee: you 2 friends again ?
Jay: friends? *laughs*
Bee: okay brothers whatever Jay
Jay: you are so lame sometimes babe anyway love you bye
Bee: psshhh bye
Jay: you missed out 3 words
Bee: *puts on a sarcastic tone* I did?
Jay: yup *starts to tickle bees sides* know what are those words bee?
Bee: * laughing trying to get the words out* okay ohohkay. I love you
Jay: good girl *he kisses bee on the lips* bye baby * he walks towards the door*
Bee: bye Jay *she finishes eating her breakfast and then takes a shower*
Bees phone starts ringing bee grabs her towel and runs to it
Bee: hey angie
Angie: hey bee you ready I'm on my way
Bee: umm nearly and why you coming here?
Angie: you have a photoshoot for playboy your dad didnt tell you ?
Bee: *laughs* yeh sure i do angie
Angie: *confused* um bee you do
Bee: *shouts down the phone* WHAT NO WAY AM I FUCKING DOIN PLAYBOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY DAD BOOK ME FOR THAT SHIT I SWEAR ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS FUCKING 20% IM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OF FOR PLAYBOY NO WAY
angie: but it's booked
Bee: well then you better unhook it
Angie: wait I'll ring your dad know and see what we can do
Bee: you can cancel it that's what you can do *she hangs up the phone*
Bee is fuming at her dad for booking a photoshoot at playboy for her and she just needs to express her feelings to someone but she doesn't want to distract Jay at the studio, she rings solange.
Bee:* on the phone to solange * can you believe it though? How would he even want his daughter doing play boy I now it's all about the money with him and not my feelings
Solange: I know bee he's a fuckin dick for doing that I don't care if he's are dad well he should fucking act like one wait till I tell mum
Bey:* her other phone starts to ring* I have to go solo i think this is dad love you bye
Solange: okay bey bey love you too *she hangs up the phone*
Bee:* answers the phone* dad what the fuck
Matthew: I'm sorry bee but the money they offered was out of this world can't you just rethink it?
Bee: are you fuckin serious dad is that all the care about the money? Why would you want your daughter to pose for playboy?
Matthew: course not and they said it would be classy
Bee: yes it is and classy fuckin classy ill still be fuckin naked dad I'm not doing it so fuck you
Matthew: right beyonce swear at me one more time and I
Bee: and you what ? And you what ? Dad ummm speak up I swear you've gone to far this time
Matthew: okay I made a mistake I'm sorry I'll make it up to you I swear
Bee: yeh you fuckin will *she hangs up the phone*
Now beyonce has a free day and she decides to go and see what Jay is doing in the studio.
Bee:*gets in the car and tells the driver to take her to the studio* so can you pick me back up in about 3 hours and then you can take me to the mall I deserve some new shoes after all that drama
Driver: sure maam
Bee: oh don't call me that it makes me sound old call me bee
Driver: um okay miss bee
Bee: no * laughs* jus bee
Driver:*laughing with bee* okay bee
Bee: good boy okay remember 3 hours then to the mall bye
Driver: got it bye bee
Jay: I don't know if it's such a good idea this what if bee comes in and sees rihanna in here she will go off on one
Kanye: shush rihanna might here you
Jay: you cant hear threw the singing booth you dumb shit
Kanye: well you owe me man rihannas doing it and bee isn't jus gonna turn up she's got work
Jay: i gue....
Bee walks in the room interrupting Jays sentence
Bee: hey guys
Jay: * nervously * hey bee what you dojn here?
Bey: can't I ....
Producer: * interupts bee starts talking through the mic to rihanna* okay rihanna one more time
Bee: what did he say?
Jay: he said okay it's raining we're running outta time
bee: do you think I'm stupid for 1 its sunny outside and for 2 he said rihanna is rihanna here Jay?
Jay: um don't know ?
Bee:how can you not fucking now
The producer tells everyone to be quiet and rihanna pops up from where she must of been tying her shoe laces and starts singing threw the mic, beyonce looks at Jay and Jay tries to loose contact with her but bey jus keeps staring. Rihanna stops singing and comes out the booth
Jay: kanye wanted her to be on the track
Bee: did he know
Jay: yeh bee please believe me
Bee: I do
Jay: you do
Bee: yeh but I just don't understand something
Jay: what ?
Bee: out of all the women in the music industry why her ?
Jay: I don't know ? He jus wanted her
Bee: well I'm not about to let her ruin things between us again so I'm gonna go before I rip that period of her head bye everyone
Jay: okay bye bee love you
Bey: um * walks out the door*
Bey rings her driver her to come pick her up she just wants to go shopping and take her mind of everything that has went on.
Beyonce jus goes to the mall with her security guard and forgets about playboy and rihanna and Jay. People are crowding around and asking for autographs and pictures.
Bee: okay guys calm down
Fans: beyonce I love you , can. Have an autograph, beyond can I have a picture please.
After taking pictures with most of her fans beyonce can finally go and shop but there are still fans in the store and it is getting a little too much for bee she decides to jus go home and shop online.when Jay gets home bee is sat watching tele.
Jay: hey bee
Bee: hey
Jay: what's up?
Bee: alot
Jay:*sits down next to her* tell me what's up beautiful
Bee: well first of all I get a phone call in the morning saying I've got a photoshoot
Jay: um okay and ...
Bee: it was for fuckin playboy my dad booked me for playboy
Jay: what you didnt fuckin do it did you ?
Bee: of course I didn't fuckin do it thats why I came down to the studio cuz I had a free day and then I see that red headed hoe
Jay: rihanna
Bee: no the women at the desk yes fuckin rihanna
Jay: she was their for work and you said you wouldn't let it bother you
Bee: so fuckin what Jay I already had my dad being stupid I didn't need to come there and see rihanna up in your face
Jay: bee she wasnt
Bee: whatever anywa I don't even care my dad jus pissed me off so much
Jay: I know he's fuckin outta order I'm gonna ring him
Bee: your telling me and yeh ring him I want you to shout at him he deserves it.
Jay:*on the phone to Matthew* why would you want your own daughter to do playboy you sick bastard
Matthew: right I'm sick of you and beyonce showing me no respect
Jay: you have to earn respect and booking playboy shoots for your daughter no matter how much money is not earning respect are you fuckin stupid that's my fuckin wife and your tryin to make her do naked shoots
Matthew: it was going to be a classy shoot
Jay: how can you even say that why would you want your daughter naked in a magazine that's some sick shit man
Matthew: I didn't but the money was to good to turn down
Jay: oh so it doesn't matter about your daughter along as you get you 20%
Matthew: I never said that
Bey takes the phone of Jay
Bee: you didnt have to everyone knows your jus greedy for money bye dad *she hangs up the phone*
Jay: fuck him man
Bee: he's my dad
Jay: what kind of dad does what he just did
Bee: I suppose
They both sit down and watch tele until they feel thereselfs falling asleep and then they drag themselves up to bed the next morning beyonces mum has invited everyone over to dinner to sort out the arguments.

Friday, 5 August 2011

All i need in this life of sin, is my and my boyfriend (part 3)

After the fatal car accident that beyonce was in she was rushed to the emergency room and has just come into consciousness. Mathew Knowles, Mama Tina, Solange, Julez and JayZ are surrounding her bed. They are all very upset and the press are roaming the hospital.

Beyonce begins to open her eyes
Julez: Aunty Bee! Aunty Bee! Your alive! * he rushes to her*
All the teary eyed relatives turn towards beyonce
Bey: Yeh sweetheart, course i am . Wont get rid of me that easily.
Tina: Oh sweetheart, i was so worried
Bey: Why what happened? why am i here? What are y'all doing here? Jay?...
Tina: Baby, you were in a car accident. * Turns to solange* Go tell the doctor shes awake.
Solange: Ok mama *exits*
Jay: Bee, im so sorry. Ive been such an idiot and ive missed you so much. I dont know what id do if i lost you. You are the other half of me, you complete me. Your my wife and i love you to bits, please can we try again? *begins to cry*
Bey: Look im tired and in a vunreble state right now. When im out of this place we'll sort it out together.
Doctor Enters Room
Doctor: Good evening everybody. I am sorry however but visiting time is over for now and im going to have to ask you all to leave.*Turns to Beyonce* When the test results come through tomorrow, we can see if we can discharge you and you may be able to go home tomorrow.
Everyone says their goodbyes and leaves the hospital, the next morning beyonce is discharged from the hospital and her dad comes to pick her up.
Matthew: Bee what was you playin at you know you shouldn't of been driving in the state you was in.
Bey: Dad don't start lecturing me im sorry for scaring y'all but im not in a good place right now and cant be doing with you stressing *turns up the music *
Matthew: Fine
They drive to her mums house.
Mama tina: Solange tidy up the lounge before Bee gets here
Solange: Aw but mum..

Mama tina: I wont tell you again
Solange: *mutters under her breath* Why dont you do it?
Mama tina: Did you say something solange?
Solange: No mama
Solange begins to tidy the lounge when Bee and her dad arrive
Solange: Hey bee
Bey: Hey solo
Solange: You feeling alright, sit down, you wanna drink, something to eat?
Bey: Solo im not disabled im fine just a bit bruised thats all, wheres my baby?
Solange: *shouts julez* Julez aunty bee's here
Julez: *running down the stairs* Auntie Bee
Bey: Hey baby, i missed you
Julez: i missed you too, are you okay grandma said you had a car crash
Bey: yeh honey but im good know
Julez: good i dont want my auntie bey to be ill
Bey: aw love you baby
Julez: and i love you too auntie *runs into the kitchen where tina is making dinner*
The Doorbell Rings and Solange goes to get it.
Solange: What do you want?
Jay:*Carrying a massive bouqet and a small wrapped present*. Ive come to see my wife..
Solange: Let me see if she's ready to see you
Tina: Is that Jay? Yeah, i invited him for dinner. Its time he sorted this out with Beyonce. You only live once.
Solange: Umm yeah.. and ok mama ill let him in.
They all eat dinner together. Solange then takes Julez to bed and Mama Tina clears the table and goes in the kitchen to clear away the things. JayZ and Beyonce are alone in the room.
Jay: I got you these. * Passes gifts to Bee*. There your favourite white lilies.
Bey: Lilies are a sign of dishonesty but umm thanks i guess.
Jay: Look Bee, i cant do this. I dont think i can live another day without you. I havent slept for weeks and when i turned up at the house that night, well ive never regretted something that much in my life. Seeing you like this all bandaged up , its all my fault. Im so sorry, i love you. Please Bee you mean so much to me, your the best thing i ever had...
Bey: Oh Jay, I love you *She hugs him*

On to the next one..(part 2)

When we left off Beyonce found out about Jay z cheating with Rihanna and went berserk. The couple haven't been speaking for 2 weeks, Jay z has been staying at a hotel and Beyonce is thinking about a divorce..

Bey: *phone rings* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bey have you seen Jay I can't get hold of him on his cell
Bey: no
Kanye: okay what's up with use two anyway why's Jay in a hotel
Bey: he hasn't told you, that dick cheated on me
Kanye: no.. What the fuck who with ?
Bey: that red headed hoe rihanna
Kanye: What? right imma try call him now
Bey: okay bye
Kanye: bye bee *hangs up the phone and rings Jay*
Jay: hey bro
Kanye: yo what's this I hear about you cheating on bey, you know how lucky you are to have that girl
Jay: I no bro it was once and I was drunk
Kanye: and with rihanna you know I liked her man
Jay: I no I'm sorry I didn't kno what I was doing
Kanye: don't play that game, it's meant be bros before hoes man
Jay: look I'm sorry brother
Kanye: we ain't brothers * hangs up the phone*
Jay grabs the bottle of champagne from the side and downs it in one then heads out to the
40/40 club. Jay has got pretty wasted and tells his driver to take him home
Jay: *banging on the door* beyonce let me in
Bey: what the fuck you doin at my house
Jay: saying hi to my beautiful wifey
Bey: right you said it now go away. Go back to your hoe!
Jay: rihanna?
Bey: I dont know. Which one is it this time Jay?
* Drunken Jay begins to get angry*
Jay: maybe I fucking will, she's better than you in bed anyway. We had a great time..
*bey interrupts*: just fucking sober up and grow up!
*beyonce slams the door and the driver takes Jay back to the hotel
Bey: fucking prick!*starts crying*
Beyonce grabs her car keys and storms out of the house
Bey:* phones her mum crying * mum
Mama Tina: hey bey what's up where are you
Bey: I'm in the car coming over there, Jay cheated on me mum
Mama Tina: whattt wait till I see that boy im gonna give him a piece of my mind
Bey: * starts crying harder* why does this always happen to me mum
Mama Tina: oh baby don't cry
*the storm is getting worse outside*
Bey: ok mama I'll speak to you when I get There, love you
Mama Tina: love you too sweet
A jeep comes out of nowhere in front of the car and because she is going so fast and the roads slippery both cars collide and let out a huge *BANG!*...