When we left of beyonce had an interview with jimmy fallon and kanye had invited rihanna to go out to the 40/40 club with him jay and bee where rihanna invited kanye back to her house
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.
Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe
Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*
When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy
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Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Saturday, 13 August 2011
If you leave me your outta your mind (part7 improved)
When we left off beyonce burnt the food and caused the firemen to arrive also she helped kanye get ready for his date with rihanna. It has been two days since kanye and rihanna went on their first date.
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...
Monday, 8 August 2011
I'm gone take it to the moon take it to the stars (part6)
When we left of beyonce had gone to her mums for dinner to sort all the arguements out, but they all ended up arguing again and beyonce sacked Matthew as her manager also rihanna and kanye showed their feelings for one another in the studio.
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*
Sunday, 7 August 2011
I miss you like everyday (part4)
When we left off Beyonce had come out of hospital and mama tina had invited everyone to dinner including Jay, Jay had brought Beyonce some presents and explained his feelings about her and beyonce had taken him back.
It has been 3 weeks now and the whole cheating situation seems to have been put to the back of everyone's minds bey and Jay are back living together and everything is good between them.
Jay is in the kitchen making Beyonce breakfast in bed.
Bee: *shouting from the bedroom* JAYYYY WHERE'S MY FOOD AT ?
Jay: it's coming baby *carrying the food into the bedroom*
Bee: thank you baby
Jay: anything for you beautiful *kisses Beyonce on the forehead* I should be leaving now baby
Bee: where you goin?
Jay: I told you Im going to the studio with kanye
Bee: you 2 friends again ?
Jay: friends? *laughs*
Bee: okay brothers whatever Jay
Jay: you are so lame sometimes babe anyway love you bye
Bee: psshhh bye
Jay: you missed out 3 words
Bee: *puts on a sarcastic tone* I did?
Jay: yup *starts to tickle bees sides* know what are those words bee?
Bee: * laughing trying to get the words out* okay ohohkay. I love you
Jay: good girl *he kisses bee on the lips* bye baby * he walks towards the door*
Bee: bye Jay *she finishes eating her breakfast and then takes a shower*
Bees phone starts ringing bee grabs her towel and runs to it
Bee: hey angie
Angie: hey bee you ready I'm on my way
Bee: umm nearly and why you coming here?
Angie: you have a photoshoot for playboy your dad didnt tell you ?
Bee: *laughs* yeh sure i do angie
Angie: *confused* um bee you do
Bee: *shouts down the phone* WHAT NO WAY AM I FUCKING DOIN PLAYBOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY DAD BOOK ME FOR THAT SHIT I SWEAR ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS FUCKING 20% IM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OF FOR PLAYBOY NO WAY
angie: but it's booked
Bee: well then you better unhook it
Angie: wait I'll ring your dad know and see what we can do
Bee: you can cancel it that's what you can do *she hangs up the phone*
Bee is fuming at her dad for booking a photoshoot at playboy for her and she just needs to express her feelings to someone but she doesn't want to distract Jay at the studio, she rings solange.
Bee:* on the phone to solange * can you believe it though? How would he even want his daughter doing play boy I now it's all about the money with him and not my feelings
Solange: I know bee he's a fuckin dick for doing that I don't care if he's are dad well he should fucking act like one wait till I tell mum
Bey:* her other phone starts to ring* I have to go solo i think this is dad love you bye
Solange: okay bey bey love you too *she hangs up the phone*
Bee:* answers the phone* dad what the fuck
Matthew: I'm sorry bee but the money they offered was out of this world can't you just rethink it?
Bee: are you fuckin serious dad is that all the care about the money? Why would you want your daughter to pose for playboy?
Matthew: course not and they said it would be classy
Bee: yes it is and classy fuckin classy ill still be fuckin naked dad I'm not doing it so fuck you
Matthew: right beyonce swear at me one more time and I
Bee: and you what ? And you what ? Dad ummm speak up I swear you've gone to far this time
Matthew: okay I made a mistake I'm sorry I'll make it up to you I swear
Bee: yeh you fuckin will *she hangs up the phone*
Now beyonce has a free day and she decides to go and see what Jay is doing in the studio.
Bee:*gets in the car and tells the driver to take her to the studio* so can you pick me back up in about 3 hours and then you can take me to the mall I deserve some new shoes after all that drama
Driver: sure maam
Bee: oh don't call me that it makes me sound old call me bee
Driver: um okay miss bee
Bee: no * laughs* jus bee
Driver:*laughing with bee* okay bee
Bee: good boy okay remember 3 hours then to the mall bye
Driver: got it bye bee
Jay: I don't know if it's such a good idea this what if bee comes in and sees rihanna in here she will go off on one
Kanye: shush rihanna might here you
Jay: you cant hear threw the singing booth you dumb shit
Kanye: well you owe me man rihannas doing it and bee isn't jus gonna turn up she's got work
Jay: i gue....
Bee walks in the room interrupting Jays sentence
Bee: hey guys
Jay: * nervously * hey bee what you dojn here?
Bey: can't I ....
Producer: * interupts bee starts talking through the mic to rihanna* okay rihanna one more time
Bee: what did he say?
Jay: he said okay it's raining we're running outta time
bee: do you think I'm stupid for 1 its sunny outside and for 2 he said rihanna is rihanna here Jay?
Jay: um don't know ?
Bee:how can you not fucking now
The producer tells everyone to be quiet and rihanna pops up from where she must of been tying her shoe laces and starts singing threw the mic, beyonce looks at Jay and Jay tries to loose contact with her but bey jus keeps staring. Rihanna stops singing and comes out the booth
Jay: kanye wanted her to be on the track
Bee: did he know
Jay: yeh bee please believe me
Bee: I do
Jay: you do
Bee: yeh but I just don't understand something
Jay: what ?
Bee: out of all the women in the music industry why her ?
Jay: I don't know ? He jus wanted her
Bee: well I'm not about to let her ruin things between us again so I'm gonna go before I rip that period of her head bye everyone
Jay: okay bye bee love you
Bey: um * walks out the door*
Bey rings her driver her to come pick her up she just wants to go shopping and take her mind of everything that has went on.
Beyonce jus goes to the mall with her security guard and forgets about playboy and rihanna and Jay. People are crowding around and asking for autographs and pictures.
Bee: okay guys calm down
Fans: beyonce I love you , can. Have an autograph, beyond can I have a picture please.
After taking pictures with most of her fans beyonce can finally go and shop but there are still fans in the store and it is getting a little too much for bee she decides to jus go home and shop online.when Jay gets home bee is sat watching tele.
Jay: hey bee
Bee: hey
Jay: what's up?
Bee: alot
Jay:*sits down next to her* tell me what's up beautiful
Bee: well first of all I get a phone call in the morning saying I've got a photoshoot
Jay: um okay and ...
Bee: it was for fuckin playboy my dad booked me for playboy
Jay: what you didnt fuckin do it did you ?
Bee: of course I didn't fuckin do it thats why I came down to the studio cuz I had a free day and then I see that red headed hoe
Jay: rihanna
Bee: no the women at the desk yes fuckin rihanna
Jay: she was their for work and you said you wouldn't let it bother you
Bee: so fuckin what Jay I already had my dad being stupid I didn't need to come there and see rihanna up in your face
Jay: bee she wasnt
Bee: whatever anywa I don't even care my dad jus pissed me off so much
Jay: I know he's fuckin outta order I'm gonna ring him
Bee: your telling me and yeh ring him I want you to shout at him he deserves it.
Jay:*on the phone to Matthew* why would you want your own daughter to do playboy you sick bastard
Matthew: right I'm sick of you and beyonce showing me no respect
Jay: you have to earn respect and booking playboy shoots for your daughter no matter how much money is not earning respect are you fuckin stupid that's my fuckin wife and your tryin to make her do naked shoots
Matthew: it was going to be a classy shoot
Jay: how can you even say that why would you want your daughter naked in a magazine that's some sick shit man
Matthew: I didn't but the money was to good to turn down
Jay: oh so it doesn't matter about your daughter along as you get you 20%
Matthew: I never said that
Bey takes the phone of Jay
Bee: you didnt have to everyone knows your jus greedy for money bye dad *she hangs up the phone*
Jay: fuck him man
Bee: he's my dad
Jay: what kind of dad does what he just did
Bee: I suppose
They both sit down and watch tele until they feel thereselfs falling asleep and then they drag themselves up to bed the next morning beyonces mum has invited everyone over to dinner to sort out the arguments.
It has been 3 weeks now and the whole cheating situation seems to have been put to the back of everyone's minds bey and Jay are back living together and everything is good between them.
Jay is in the kitchen making Beyonce breakfast in bed.
Bee: *shouting from the bedroom* JAYYYY WHERE'S MY FOOD AT ?
Jay: it's coming baby *carrying the food into the bedroom*
Bee: thank you baby
Jay: anything for you beautiful *kisses Beyonce on the forehead* I should be leaving now baby
Bee: where you goin?
Jay: I told you Im going to the studio with kanye
Bee: you 2 friends again ?
Jay: friends? *laughs*
Bee: okay brothers whatever Jay
Jay: you are so lame sometimes babe anyway love you bye
Bee: psshhh bye
Jay: you missed out 3 words
Bee: *puts on a sarcastic tone* I did?
Jay: yup *starts to tickle bees sides* know what are those words bee?
Bee: * laughing trying to get the words out* okay ohohkay. I love you
Jay: good girl *he kisses bee on the lips* bye baby * he walks towards the door*
Bee: bye Jay *she finishes eating her breakfast and then takes a shower*
Bees phone starts ringing bee grabs her towel and runs to it
Bee: hey angie
Angie: hey bee you ready I'm on my way
Bee: umm nearly and why you coming here?
Angie: you have a photoshoot for playboy your dad didnt tell you ?
Bee: *laughs* yeh sure i do angie
Angie: *confused* um bee you do
Bee: *shouts down the phone* WHAT NO WAY AM I FUCKING DOIN PLAYBOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY DAD BOOK ME FOR THAT SHIT I SWEAR ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS FUCKING 20% IM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OF FOR PLAYBOY NO WAY
angie: but it's booked
Bee: well then you better unhook it
Angie: wait I'll ring your dad know and see what we can do
Bee: you can cancel it that's what you can do *she hangs up the phone*
Bee is fuming at her dad for booking a photoshoot at playboy for her and she just needs to express her feelings to someone but she doesn't want to distract Jay at the studio, she rings solange.
Bee:* on the phone to solange * can you believe it though? How would he even want his daughter doing play boy I now it's all about the money with him and not my feelings
Solange: I know bee he's a fuckin dick for doing that I don't care if he's are dad well he should fucking act like one wait till I tell mum
Bey:* her other phone starts to ring* I have to go solo i think this is dad love you bye
Solange: okay bey bey love you too *she hangs up the phone*
Bee:* answers the phone* dad what the fuck
Matthew: I'm sorry bee but the money they offered was out of this world can't you just rethink it?
Bee: are you fuckin serious dad is that all the care about the money? Why would you want your daughter to pose for playboy?
Matthew: course not and they said it would be classy
Bee: yes it is and classy fuckin classy ill still be fuckin naked dad I'm not doing it so fuck you
Matthew: right beyonce swear at me one more time and I
Bee: and you what ? And you what ? Dad ummm speak up I swear you've gone to far this time
Matthew: okay I made a mistake I'm sorry I'll make it up to you I swear
Bee: yeh you fuckin will *she hangs up the phone*
Now beyonce has a free day and she decides to go and see what Jay is doing in the studio.
Bee:*gets in the car and tells the driver to take her to the studio* so can you pick me back up in about 3 hours and then you can take me to the mall I deserve some new shoes after all that drama
Driver: sure maam
Bee: oh don't call me that it makes me sound old call me bee
Driver: um okay miss bee
Bee: no * laughs* jus bee
Driver:*laughing with bee* okay bee
Bee: good boy okay remember 3 hours then to the mall bye
Driver: got it bye bee
Jay: I don't know if it's such a good idea this what if bee comes in and sees rihanna in here she will go off on one
Kanye: shush rihanna might here you
Jay: you cant hear threw the singing booth you dumb shit
Kanye: well you owe me man rihannas doing it and bee isn't jus gonna turn up she's got work
Jay: i gue....
Bee walks in the room interrupting Jays sentence
Bee: hey guys
Jay: * nervously * hey bee what you dojn here?
Bey: can't I ....
Producer: * interupts bee starts talking through the mic to rihanna* okay rihanna one more time
Bee: what did he say?
Jay: he said okay it's raining we're running outta time
bee: do you think I'm stupid for 1 its sunny outside and for 2 he said rihanna is rihanna here Jay?
Jay: um don't know ?
Bee:how can you not fucking now
The producer tells everyone to be quiet and rihanna pops up from where she must of been tying her shoe laces and starts singing threw the mic, beyonce looks at Jay and Jay tries to loose contact with her but bey jus keeps staring. Rihanna stops singing and comes out the booth
Jay: kanye wanted her to be on the track
Bee: did he know
Jay: yeh bee please believe me
Bee: I do
Jay: you do
Bee: yeh but I just don't understand something
Jay: what ?
Bee: out of all the women in the music industry why her ?
Jay: I don't know ? He jus wanted her
Bee: well I'm not about to let her ruin things between us again so I'm gonna go before I rip that period of her head bye everyone
Jay: okay bye bee love you
Bey: um * walks out the door*
Bey rings her driver her to come pick her up she just wants to go shopping and take her mind of everything that has went on.
Beyonce jus goes to the mall with her security guard and forgets about playboy and rihanna and Jay. People are crowding around and asking for autographs and pictures.
Bee: okay guys calm down
Fans: beyonce I love you , can. Have an autograph, beyond can I have a picture please.
After taking pictures with most of her fans beyonce can finally go and shop but there are still fans in the store and it is getting a little too much for bee she decides to jus go home and shop online.when Jay gets home bee is sat watching tele.
Jay: hey bee
Bee: hey
Jay: what's up?
Bee: alot
Jay:*sits down next to her* tell me what's up beautiful
Bee: well first of all I get a phone call in the morning saying I've got a photoshoot
Jay: um okay and ...
Bee: it was for fuckin playboy my dad booked me for playboy
Jay: what you didnt fuckin do it did you ?
Bee: of course I didn't fuckin do it thats why I came down to the studio cuz I had a free day and then I see that red headed hoe
Jay: rihanna
Bee: no the women at the desk yes fuckin rihanna
Jay: she was their for work and you said you wouldn't let it bother you
Bee: so fuckin what Jay I already had my dad being stupid I didn't need to come there and see rihanna up in your face
Jay: bee she wasnt
Bee: whatever anywa I don't even care my dad jus pissed me off so much
Jay: I know he's fuckin outta order I'm gonna ring him
Bee: your telling me and yeh ring him I want you to shout at him he deserves it.
Jay:*on the phone to Matthew* why would you want your own daughter to do playboy you sick bastard
Matthew: right I'm sick of you and beyonce showing me no respect
Jay: you have to earn respect and booking playboy shoots for your daughter no matter how much money is not earning respect are you fuckin stupid that's my fuckin wife and your tryin to make her do naked shoots
Matthew: it was going to be a classy shoot
Jay: how can you even say that why would you want your daughter naked in a magazine that's some sick shit man
Matthew: I didn't but the money was to good to turn down
Jay: oh so it doesn't matter about your daughter along as you get you 20%
Matthew: I never said that
Bey takes the phone of Jay
Bee: you didnt have to everyone knows your jus greedy for money bye dad *she hangs up the phone*
Jay: fuck him man
Bee: he's my dad
Jay: what kind of dad does what he just did
Bee: I suppose
They both sit down and watch tele until they feel thereselfs falling asleep and then they drag themselves up to bed the next morning beyonces mum has invited everyone over to dinner to sort out the arguments.
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