Rihanna and Kanye are back together thanks to Beyonces help. Jay and Beyonce are still madly in love as always and everything seems to be going well for them all.
Jay: * Walking into the kitchen* Whats burning ?
Bee: Oh shit the breakfast! * Begins to fan a cloth over the smoking pot*
Jay: *Laughing* Bee, not again! I told you to leave the cooking for me
Bee: * Still fanning the smokey kitchen* Be my guest
Jay: Sit down my queen, and show you how its done * Begins frying bacon and scrambling eggs*
Bee: Urrgh i need cooking lessons or something, what you doing today Jay?
Jay: Not sure, you wanna do something?
Bee: Urrmm, ii...
Jay: What Bee?
Bee: Nothing
Jay: Spit it out
Bee: I was going to invite some of the girls over, but it doesnt matter
Jay: Trying to get rid of me hey? * he chuckles*
Bee: Course not, so you going to free the house for me baby? Ill love you more..
Jay: Hhaa whatever ill probs go 40/40 with the guys at work or something
Bee: Great, love you. * She pecks him on the cheek and leaves the kitchen grinning*
Jay: What about the breakfast Bee?
Bee: Ill get it in a bit, im just coming. * She flips her phone out*
Bee: * Speaking in a hushed tone* Free house tonight, ill see you later Babe..
Jay: Bee whos on the phone?
Bee: Gotta go, Bye! * to Jay* Erm nobody Jay mind your own business
Jay: OK...
-Later in the Evening...
Bee: * Singing along to diva* Diva is a female version of a hustler...
Jay: Really Bee? Your own track
Bee:You know its good shit
Jay: Of Course, haha. Damn wheres my wallet?
Bey: In the bedroom it think, check on the dresser
Jay:* Getting his wallet and keys from the bedroom* Ok im going now
Bee: Right bye
Jay: No kiss?
Bee: * Pecking him on the cheek* cyaa, now shoo the girls are on there way
Jay: They dont need to shy from me?
Bee: Bye jay!
Jay: Ok see you later
Bee: * Touching up her makeup&singing* Money, divas getting money ..
-The door bell rings
Bee* Walking towards the door& answers it* Hello?
Voice: Oh Hey, you look stunning this evening Bee
Bee: Come in, wanna drink?
Voice: Sure
Bee: Want ice?
Voice: Oh yes please
Bee: *Makes the drinks and returns to her guest* Here you go, drink up
Voice: How about we do something else, im not so thirsty im hungry
Bee: Oh yeah ? * She says putting the drink down besides the other on the table
Voice: * Putting their arms around Bees waste and begins to kiss her*
Bee: * Kissing her guest for about 7 minutes, pulls back*
Voice: Is there a problem?
Bee: No, no, i just didnt know you were such an amazing kisser Justin!
Voice: Its one of my many talents* They carry on kissing*
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
Saturday, 20 August 2011
So we livin live like a video (part10)
So when we left of someone had told the newspaper about rihanna and kanye this turned out to be beys and jays cleaner Claire, rihanna thought kanye told the paper so she broke up with him and kanye thought Jay told the paper which lead to him beatin up Jay, bee was the one who found out it was Claire and tried to convince rihanna to talk to kanye.
It is the morning and beyonce is off on a photoshoot, jayz is sat in bed on the phone to kanye.
Kanye: I'm really sorry, I was jus mad and I really like her man
Jay: I kno, why would you even think I would tell a newspaper about your business anyway i mean it's not like I need the money
Kanye:I jus jumped to conclusions and you was the only person I told
Jay: um okay bro your forgiven but ever hit me again man and I'll knock you out
Kanye:* laughs* thanks bro
Jay: so have you spoke to rihanna ?
Kanye: nah
Jay: she still not answering your calls then ?
Kanye: no
Jay: well I persuaded bee to go for lunch with her, so she's gonna go after her photoshoot, she'll try and get her to ring you
Kanye: well let's hope they don't start fighting themselves, you know I don't think bees over the whole cheating thing yet bro
Jay: I know she isn't, as she keeps reminding me but I think she's got her mature head on today *laughs*
Kanye: haha okay bro well il speak to you later bye
Jay: bye
Jay hangs up the phone and goes to take a shower. Beyonce has finished her photoshoot and rings rihanna to ask her if she's still gonna go for lunch with her.
Bee: * phoning rihanna, talk in to her mum * this bitch better answer the phone I'm not waiting around on this hoeeeheyyy rihanna
Rih: hey bee
Bee: so you still down for goin to lunch?
Rih: yeh yeh um so what time ?
Bee: well I'll come and pick you up in about 20mins is that okay?
Rih: yeh that's fine
Bee: okay bye
Rih: by... *bee hangs up the phone before rihanna can say bye*
Bee: * talking to her mum in the car* I can not believe Jay has convinced to even talk to this bitch never mind take her for dinner, mum I can't be arsed let's jus me and you go to lunch
Mama Tina: no bee you've jus called her know your taking me home then your goin to get her you hear me.
Bee: fine but it doesn't mean I'm goin to be nice to her, she fuckin slept with my husband urgh hoe
Mama Tina: beyonce watch your language and you have forgiven Jay so why not her ?
Bee: whatever mum and because Jay was drunk and she knew exactly what she was doin she couldn't wait till I got out the way so she could pounce on my man, I bet she spiked his drink or something.
Mama tina: and how do you know she wasn't drunk aswell, I doubt she spiked his drink. No beyonce you jus need to forgive and forget do you hear me girl.
Bee: * looking out the window* oh look we're here, bye mum love you
Mama Tina: I'm not playin beyonce, you better not start with that poor girl she jus wants to get along with you.
Bee: I'll try
Mama Tina: no you will do
Bee: bye
Mama Tina: love you too
Bee:* laughs* bye mum
Mama Tina: bye my honeybee * she kisses bee on the cheek and gets out the car*
beyonce tells the driver to drive her to rihannas, when they get their bee goes and knocks on the door, rihanna opens.
Rih: hi beyonce, come in a minute I jus need to grab my bag
Bee: hi, okay * she walks in the house*
Rih: * rihanna goes to get her bag from her room* won't be a minute bee
Bee: okay
Rih: * walking back down the stairs* okay got it, so where we eatin ?
Bee: Shall we jus get some popeyes and bring it back here so we can talk without people surrounding us?
Rih: yeh course
Bee: okay come on let's go and get it
Rih: *in the car talk in to bee* shall I phone him?
Bee: yes you should
Rih: but
Bee: but nothing when we get back to yours gonna call him okay
Rih: um ok
They get their food and head back to rihannas, when they get to rihannas bee tells her driver to pick her u in 3 hours.
They eat their food on the sofa and talk.
Rih: beyonce
Bee: what?
Rih: why do you hate me so much?
Bee: well why do you think rihanna?
Rih: bee I told you we were both drunk and I regret it so much, he wouldn't want me over you anyway your perfect
Bee: okay let's not go that far, anyway forget that for know you said you was gonna call kanye
Rih: but what am I supposed to say
Bee: I don't know, tell him how you feel
Rih: but I don't know how I feel, I'm so confused beyonce I don't know what to do
Bee: well do you want to be with him?
Rih: yeh, well I think I do
Bee: well it's either yes or no, not I think we are not in pre-school
Rih: okay well yes I want to be with him
Bee: okay well their you go now ring him
Rih: I can't
Bee: why cant you ?
Rih: I jus ... * bee snatches the phone out of rihannas hand and dials kanyes number*
bee: there it's ringing * she passes the phone back to rihanna*
Rih: * takes the phone* hello
Kanye: rihanna hello, I'm really sorry I shouldn't of told Jay and, and I really think I love you rihanna I want to be with you
Rih: I want to be with you too but I can't have you telling everyone our business all the time, why don't you take a leave out of jays book, I bet he doesn't tell you about his and bees PRIVATE nights
Kanye: well...
Bee interrupts him shouting from the side of rihanna
Bee: shut up kanye, dont even try and say he does
Kanye: okay no but he does tell me some things
Rih: anyway if and I mean if we were to get back together you would have to promise me that you would keep it private and not let all the media know
Kanye: I promise, so can we start again
Rih: yes we can but if something like this happens again it's over okay kanye
Kanye: okay thank you *shouting* THANKYOU BEE
Bee: * eating her chicken* your welcome kanye
Rih: okay kanye I'm gonna go bye
Kanye: okay bye beautiful
Rihanna hangs u the phone
Bee: now wasn't that easy
Rih: thank you so much bee, why are you helpin me bee?
Bee: cause kanyes my friend and I don't like seeing him hurt plus Jay made me have lunch with you
Rih: I really want us to get along bee
Bee: um
Rih: please forgive me, I am really sorry
Bee: it's okay rihanna I forgive you
Rih:* hugging bee* thank you
Bee: okay
Rih: yey beyonce Knowles is my friend
Bee:* laughing* okay rihanna
They talk for a bit more until the driver comes the to pick beyonce up.
Bee: bye rihanna
Rih: bye bee
When bee gets home Jay is sat watching tv.
Jay: hey baby, how did it go?
Bee: well kanye and rihanna are back together
Jay: and did use talk about jus getting along
Bee: yeh we're okay now
Jay: finally * he drags bee on to to his knee* my good girl
Bee:* laughing* my good boy * she kisses Jay *
Jay: I love you mrs carter
Bee: ditto
Jay: don't ditto me know say it back properly
Bee: I love you to mr carter, I'm goin to take a shower
Jay: good I was sat thinking of polite ways to tell you that you smell
Bee:* kicks Jay* shut up
Jay: ow baby your to violent
Bee: good
It is the morning and beyonce is off on a photoshoot, jayz is sat in bed on the phone to kanye.
Kanye: I'm really sorry, I was jus mad and I really like her man
Jay: I kno, why would you even think I would tell a newspaper about your business anyway i mean it's not like I need the money
Kanye:I jus jumped to conclusions and you was the only person I told
Jay: um okay bro your forgiven but ever hit me again man and I'll knock you out
Kanye:* laughs* thanks bro
Jay: so have you spoke to rihanna ?
Kanye: nah
Jay: she still not answering your calls then ?
Kanye: no
Jay: well I persuaded bee to go for lunch with her, so she's gonna go after her photoshoot, she'll try and get her to ring you
Kanye: well let's hope they don't start fighting themselves, you know I don't think bees over the whole cheating thing yet bro
Jay: I know she isn't, as she keeps reminding me but I think she's got her mature head on today *laughs*
Kanye: haha okay bro well il speak to you later bye
Jay: bye
Jay hangs up the phone and goes to take a shower. Beyonce has finished her photoshoot and rings rihanna to ask her if she's still gonna go for lunch with her.
Bee: * phoning rihanna, talk in to her mum * this bitch better answer the phone I'm not waiting around on this hoeeeheyyy rihanna
Rih: hey bee
Bee: so you still down for goin to lunch?
Rih: yeh yeh um so what time ?
Bee: well I'll come and pick you up in about 20mins is that okay?
Rih: yeh that's fine
Bee: okay bye
Rih: by... *bee hangs up the phone before rihanna can say bye*
Bee: * talking to her mum in the car* I can not believe Jay has convinced to even talk to this bitch never mind take her for dinner, mum I can't be arsed let's jus me and you go to lunch
Mama Tina: no bee you've jus called her know your taking me home then your goin to get her you hear me.
Bee: fine but it doesn't mean I'm goin to be nice to her, she fuckin slept with my husband urgh hoe
Mama Tina: beyonce watch your language and you have forgiven Jay so why not her ?
Bee: whatever mum and because Jay was drunk and she knew exactly what she was doin she couldn't wait till I got out the way so she could pounce on my man, I bet she spiked his drink or something.
Mama tina: and how do you know she wasn't drunk aswell, I doubt she spiked his drink. No beyonce you jus need to forgive and forget do you hear me girl.
Bee: * looking out the window* oh look we're here, bye mum love you
Mama Tina: I'm not playin beyonce, you better not start with that poor girl she jus wants to get along with you.
Bee: I'll try
Mama Tina: no you will do
Bee: bye
Mama Tina: love you too
Bee:* laughs* bye mum
Mama Tina: bye my honeybee * she kisses bee on the cheek and gets out the car*
beyonce tells the driver to drive her to rihannas, when they get their bee goes and knocks on the door, rihanna opens.
Rih: hi beyonce, come in a minute I jus need to grab my bag
Bee: hi, okay * she walks in the house*
Rih: * rihanna goes to get her bag from her room* won't be a minute bee
Bee: okay
Rih: * walking back down the stairs* okay got it, so where we eatin ?
Bee: Shall we jus get some popeyes and bring it back here so we can talk without people surrounding us?
Rih: yeh course
Bee: okay come on let's go and get it
Rih: *in the car talk in to bee* shall I phone him?
Bee: yes you should
Rih: but
Bee: but nothing when we get back to yours gonna call him okay
Rih: um ok
They get their food and head back to rihannas, when they get to rihannas bee tells her driver to pick her u in 3 hours.
They eat their food on the sofa and talk.
Rih: beyonce
Bee: what?
Rih: why do you hate me so much?
Bee: well why do you think rihanna?
Rih: bee I told you we were both drunk and I regret it so much, he wouldn't want me over you anyway your perfect
Bee: okay let's not go that far, anyway forget that for know you said you was gonna call kanye
Rih: but what am I supposed to say
Bee: I don't know, tell him how you feel
Rih: but I don't know how I feel, I'm so confused beyonce I don't know what to do
Bee: well do you want to be with him?
Rih: yeh, well I think I do
Bee: well it's either yes or no, not I think we are not in pre-school
Rih: okay well yes I want to be with him
Bee: okay well their you go now ring him
Rih: I can't
Bee: why cant you ?
Rih: I jus ... * bee snatches the phone out of rihannas hand and dials kanyes number*
bee: there it's ringing * she passes the phone back to rihanna*
Rih: * takes the phone* hello
Kanye: rihanna hello, I'm really sorry I shouldn't of told Jay and, and I really think I love you rihanna I want to be with you
Rih: I want to be with you too but I can't have you telling everyone our business all the time, why don't you take a leave out of jays book, I bet he doesn't tell you about his and bees PRIVATE nights
Kanye: well...
Bee interrupts him shouting from the side of rihanna
Bee: shut up kanye, dont even try and say he does
Kanye: okay no but he does tell me some things
Rih: anyway if and I mean if we were to get back together you would have to promise me that you would keep it private and not let all the media know
Kanye: I promise, so can we start again
Rih: yes we can but if something like this happens again it's over okay kanye
Kanye: okay thank you *shouting* THANKYOU BEE
Bee: * eating her chicken* your welcome kanye
Rih: okay kanye I'm gonna go bye
Kanye: okay bye beautiful
Rihanna hangs u the phone
Bee: now wasn't that easy
Rih: thank you so much bee, why are you helpin me bee?
Bee: cause kanyes my friend and I don't like seeing him hurt plus Jay made me have lunch with you
Rih: I really want us to get along bee
Bee: um
Rih: please forgive me, I am really sorry
Bee: it's okay rihanna I forgive you
Rih:* hugging bee* thank you
Bee: okay
Rih: yey beyonce Knowles is my friend
Bee:* laughing* okay rihanna
They talk for a bit more until the driver comes the to pick beyonce up.
Bee: bye rihanna
Rih: bye bee
When bee gets home Jay is sat watching tv.
Jay: hey baby, how did it go?
Bee: well kanye and rihanna are back together
Jay: and did use talk about jus getting along
Bee: yeh we're okay now
Jay: finally * he drags bee on to to his knee* my good girl
Bee:* laughing* my good boy * she kisses Jay *
Jay: I love you mrs carter
Bee: ditto
Jay: don't ditto me know say it back properly
Bee: I love you to mr carter, I'm goin to take a shower
Jay: good I was sat thinking of polite ways to tell you that you smell
Bee:* kicks Jay* shut up
Jay: ow baby your to violent
Bee: good
Thursday, 18 August 2011
You know im gonna right to the chase? (part 9)
In the previous episode Kanye wakes up with Rihanna and after giving Jay all the gossip he takes Rihanna for lunch. Meanwhile Jay tries to pursuade Beyonce to be nice to Rihanna and take her for lunch.
Bey: Omg, Jay come her quick
Jay: *Yawning* Bey why are you awake at this time?Come back to bed baby
Bey: No im serious, have you seen the headline on the daily mail
Jay: What do you mean? *Scrambles out of bed and dashes to Bey* Have they finally got a story on us?
Bey: No, but I dont think Rihanna's going to be happy about this
Jay: * Grabs the paper from Beys hand and reads* Kanye wakes up at the Barbados Babes house*
Bey: Jay dont snatch! What does it say?
Jay: * Mumbling out bits of the text* The couple caught sneaking out of 40/40, umm Kanye seen leaving hers... and then some 'insider' close to Kanye has supposedly given all the details on their relationship to the paparazzi.
Bey: OMFG! Shawn Corey Carter, how could you?
Jay: What? This wasnt me
Bey: But.. Kanye told you all about their relationship last night and now the papers now. Mmmhm?
Jay: I swear on our marriage Bee, It was'nt me. Was it you? You dont like the girl.
Bey: Don't even try Shawn, i left the room, got changed and went to my mommas house
Jay: Well that new cleaner Claire was cleaning around here when we were talking and other then that , just the guards but they were outside. So i dunno.
Bey: Claire? Naa that hoe bailed on me this morning. She said she got a 'better offer' and resigned.
* Back at Rihannas*
Rihanna:*Walks to the door to answer it * Hello? *she said answering the door*
Clerk: Hey Miss Fenty, these have been sent for you. * Passes a huge bouqet over to her* Please sign here to confirm you have recieved them.
Rihanna: Sure.. *Signs the note and picks up the post and goes back inside*.
The Note Read: Hello my beautiful girlfriend, yesterday was amazing. Wanna join me for a candlelight dinner at mine tonight? Love you always- Kanye.xxxx
Rihanna: Aww, * Puts the bouquet down and lifts the daily mail and reads the heading*OMFG!!!!
Kanye: * Picking the phone up to Rihanna* Hey there my beautiful girlfriend, you get my present?
Rihanna: Mmhmm i got them.
Kanye: So you coming tonight then sexy?
Rihanna: No im not you fucking blabber mouth. I can't trust your ass. How much did they pay you to dish the dirt on me hey? I thought you were different. urrgh dont fucking call me again. Oh and FYI your dumped.
Kanye: Rihanna... * The line goes dead*
* Back at Jays*
Bey: Does Kanye know about this maybe you should tell him?
Jay: * His phone begins to ring* Thats him now Bee, imma take this
Bey: Ok Baby, im going to ring for another cleaner. Your mess is scaring away our Maids
Jay: Dont be silly Miss Carter, you have you fair share too. * He blows her a kiss and then answers phone*
Bey: * Leaving the room* HEHE
Jay: Hey bro listen...
Kanye: Omg, omgg what the hell has just happened?
Jay: Calm down.. dude listen
Kanye: Omfg Rihanna just gone mad at me and called me a blabber mouth and dumped me. Shes fucking dumped me and i dont know why. Wtf have i done? Have you said something? Has bee? OMGGG
Jay: Look have you seen the daily mail. Check it out yeah , theres a story on you . But listen..
Kanye: Wtf, il ring you back. * He cuts the phone*
Bey: *Walking in* Have you explained it to him?
Jay: I didnt get a chance but hes checking the newspaper now
Bey: You should have told him or he'll think its your fault.
Jay: When he rings me back, ill sort it.
Bey: Ok Baby well im taking a shower and doing my hair.
Jay: Ok gorgous, wanna go out today. I miss our little dates.
Bey: Ooh sure thing baby, where you wanna go?
Jay: Umm wanna get dinner at that new restaurant down town? I'll rent it out.
Bey: Sure baby, ill be ready. * They share a kiss before beyonce leaves to have a shower*
Jay: *Turning the game on tv, he sits back waiting for Kanye to ring him back. Its been about 10 minutes and suddenly theres a knock on the door. Jay open the door to find a fuming Kanye*
Kanye: Omg Jay im going to fucking kill you. * He throws a massive punch at Jay and tackles him*
Jay: Listen, it was'nt me. I swear brother.
Kanye* Stood above the laying Jay he begins to repeatedly punch him in the face* Your not my brother!
Jay: Kanye stop
Kanye: Not till i fucking kill you, you never wanted us to be together. I hate you!
Bey: * Runs in wrapped in a robe* Omg Kanye get off him. * She rings for security*
The security arrive immediately.
Bey: Omg get that bastard out of here* points to Kanye*
-Both guards just about get an angry Kanye off Jay and escort him out of the building.
Kanye: This is'nt over Jay, i'll get you back. Hard!
Jay: Fuck off Kanye, i'll talk to you when you've cooled off.
Bey: * Runs over to Jay* Omg baby you bleeding. Shall i ring an ambulance?
Jay: No bee, i dont want more commotion in the papers about this. Kanye already has all these stories in the paper , he doesnt need another.
Bey: But baby your bleeding, you might need stitches.* She helps jay up and takes him towards the couch*
Jay: Please Bey, respect my decision. Ill just take a shower and wash this blood off.
Bey: You sure baby. Are you feeling dizzy or sick. Shall i call a private doctor?
Jay: Baby ill be fine, trust me * He leaves to clean himself up*
Bey: * Rings Claire* Hey Claire, can you do a shift here today. I can't get anyone in till monday. Ill pay double?
Claire: * Laughing* Bee i wont need to clean another house in my life, im sorted.
Bey: Wait what? It was you was'nt it. Omfg you called the paparazzi and told them after you listened to their conversation. How much did they pay you bitch?
Claire: Believe what you want & remember all is fair in love and war. Cyaaa * She hangs up*
Bey: Omfg you cunt! * She speedily dials Kanye's number*
Kanye: Fuck off Bee, its between me and Jay
Bey: Don't disrespect me, i treat you like my brother. It wasnt fucking Jay it was Claire.
Kanye: Who the fuck is Claire, dont try and cover for Jay.
Bey: Look Kanye im not lying, shes our cleaner that was cleaning the room you and Jay where in. She got paid for the story and resigned the next day. I just rang her and i know its her.
Kanye: You sure?
Bey: Yes!
Kanye: Omfg, give me that bitches address. Imma get her killed. She has made made me lose the love of my life and made me fall out with my Brother big time.
Bey: Just fucking forget her. Ring Rihanna and sort this mess out.
Kanye: Im sorry for being rude Bee and everything thats happened but i dont have a chance with Rihanna. She wont answer my calls and she wont believe me. Can you ring her? Please Bee?
Bey: I'll see what i can do, but i suggest you apologize to Jay tomorrow first thing. * She hangs up*
Rihanna: Hello Bee * Answers the phone* What do you want, im kind of busy..?
Bey: Look Rihanna, it was'nt Kanye
Rihanna: I dont have time for this, bye Bee
Bey: I know who it was, listen to me
Rihanna: I dont believe Kanye and i bet her told you to say this. The whole fucking nation knows about the story. Im getting a tweet every fucking second!
Bey: It was our cleaner Claire, she told the papz when Kanye told Jay about it.
Rihanna: Pah, im supposed to be fucking pleased. He still told my private life to Jay, seriously?uurgh
Bey: Look he loves you so much , he didnt know what to do and was just really getting advice of Jay.
Rihanna: I love him too, but im not going there again. Fuck knows how many people know. Its never going to work with the Papz all over us every second. Have you seen them all outside on my garden.Uurgh if he didnt open him mouth, maybe we would have lasted like you and Jay but now its not happenin
Bey: Ok Rihanna, well remember he still loves you and if he knew this was gonna happen he wouldnt have told Jay in the first place. It was a mistake and im sure you can start again.
Rihanna: I dont know what to do Bee * Begins to cry*
Bey: Look dont worry Riri, ill sort this ok. Byee
Rihanna: Bye
Jay: * walks in with his blue robe around him* Who was on the phone?
Bey: Rihanna
Jay: Why she ringing here?
Bey: Basically it was Claire who told the Papz
Jay: Omg, are you serious Bee. What a fucking cunt. I hope the money the Papz gave her bring her bad luck
Bey: Yeah so i told Kanye and he knows it was'nt you and i was telling Rihanna too.
Jay: Ok Bee, well glad he doesnt think its me. Is there any aspirin, my heads banging?
Bey: Aww ill get some now baby and Kanye should apologize to you if he knows what good for him
Jay: Haha and thanks baby. * Takes the aspirin*
Bey: Aww how you feeling?
Jay: I dunno, im sorry Bee but im not in the mood to go out later, but i promise ill make it up to you
Bey: Dont be silly baby, we'll just have a night in and ill order some Popeyes chicken
Jay: Hha sound good, im going to check my emails. I love you Bee
Bey: I love you Jay, your the best husband god could ask for.
Bey: Omg, Jay come her quick
Jay: *Yawning* Bey why are you awake at this time?Come back to bed baby
Bey: No im serious, have you seen the headline on the daily mail
Jay: What do you mean? *Scrambles out of bed and dashes to Bey* Have they finally got a story on us?
Bey: No, but I dont think Rihanna's going to be happy about this
Jay: * Grabs the paper from Beys hand and reads* Kanye wakes up at the Barbados Babes house*
Bey: Jay dont snatch! What does it say?
Jay: * Mumbling out bits of the text* The couple caught sneaking out of 40/40, umm Kanye seen leaving hers... and then some 'insider' close to Kanye has supposedly given all the details on their relationship to the paparazzi.
Bey: OMFG! Shawn Corey Carter, how could you?
Jay: What? This wasnt me
Bey: But.. Kanye told you all about their relationship last night and now the papers now. Mmmhm?
Jay: I swear on our marriage Bee, It was'nt me. Was it you? You dont like the girl.
Bey: Don't even try Shawn, i left the room, got changed and went to my mommas house
Jay: Well that new cleaner Claire was cleaning around here when we were talking and other then that , just the guards but they were outside. So i dunno.
Bey: Claire? Naa that hoe bailed on me this morning. She said she got a 'better offer' and resigned.
* Back at Rihannas*
Rihanna:*Walks to the door to answer it * Hello? *she said answering the door*
Clerk: Hey Miss Fenty, these have been sent for you. * Passes a huge bouqet over to her* Please sign here to confirm you have recieved them.
Rihanna: Sure.. *Signs the note and picks up the post and goes back inside*.
The Note Read: Hello my beautiful girlfriend, yesterday was amazing. Wanna join me for a candlelight dinner at mine tonight? Love you always- Kanye.xxxx
Rihanna: Aww, * Puts the bouquet down and lifts the daily mail and reads the heading*OMFG!!!!
Kanye: * Picking the phone up to Rihanna* Hey there my beautiful girlfriend, you get my present?
Rihanna: Mmhmm i got them.
Kanye: So you coming tonight then sexy?
Rihanna: No im not you fucking blabber mouth. I can't trust your ass. How much did they pay you to dish the dirt on me hey? I thought you were different. urrgh dont fucking call me again. Oh and FYI your dumped.
Kanye: Rihanna... * The line goes dead*
* Back at Jays*
Bey: Does Kanye know about this maybe you should tell him?
Jay: * His phone begins to ring* Thats him now Bee, imma take this
Bey: Ok Baby, im going to ring for another cleaner. Your mess is scaring away our Maids
Jay: Dont be silly Miss Carter, you have you fair share too. * He blows her a kiss and then answers phone*
Bey: * Leaving the room* HEHE
Jay: Hey bro listen...
Kanye: Omg, omgg what the hell has just happened?
Jay: Calm down.. dude listen
Kanye: Omfg Rihanna just gone mad at me and called me a blabber mouth and dumped me. Shes fucking dumped me and i dont know why. Wtf have i done? Have you said something? Has bee? OMGGG
Jay: Look have you seen the daily mail. Check it out yeah , theres a story on you . But listen..
Kanye: Wtf, il ring you back. * He cuts the phone*
Bey: *Walking in* Have you explained it to him?
Jay: I didnt get a chance but hes checking the newspaper now
Bey: You should have told him or he'll think its your fault.
Jay: When he rings me back, ill sort it.
Bey: Ok Baby well im taking a shower and doing my hair.
Jay: Ok gorgous, wanna go out today. I miss our little dates.
Bey: Ooh sure thing baby, where you wanna go?
Jay: Umm wanna get dinner at that new restaurant down town? I'll rent it out.
Bey: Sure baby, ill be ready. * They share a kiss before beyonce leaves to have a shower*
Jay: *Turning the game on tv, he sits back waiting for Kanye to ring him back. Its been about 10 minutes and suddenly theres a knock on the door. Jay open the door to find a fuming Kanye*
Kanye: Omg Jay im going to fucking kill you. * He throws a massive punch at Jay and tackles him*
Jay: Listen, it was'nt me. I swear brother.
Kanye* Stood above the laying Jay he begins to repeatedly punch him in the face* Your not my brother!
Jay: Kanye stop
Kanye: Not till i fucking kill you, you never wanted us to be together. I hate you!
Bey: * Runs in wrapped in a robe* Omg Kanye get off him. * She rings for security*
The security arrive immediately.
Bey: Omg get that bastard out of here* points to Kanye*
-Both guards just about get an angry Kanye off Jay and escort him out of the building.
Kanye: This is'nt over Jay, i'll get you back. Hard!
Jay: Fuck off Kanye, i'll talk to you when you've cooled off.
Bey: * Runs over to Jay* Omg baby you bleeding. Shall i ring an ambulance?
Jay: No bee, i dont want more commotion in the papers about this. Kanye already has all these stories in the paper , he doesnt need another.
Bey: But baby your bleeding, you might need stitches.* She helps jay up and takes him towards the couch*
Jay: Please Bey, respect my decision. Ill just take a shower and wash this blood off.
Bey: You sure baby. Are you feeling dizzy or sick. Shall i call a private doctor?
Jay: Baby ill be fine, trust me * He leaves to clean himself up*
Bey: * Rings Claire* Hey Claire, can you do a shift here today. I can't get anyone in till monday. Ill pay double?
Claire: * Laughing* Bee i wont need to clean another house in my life, im sorted.
Bey: Wait what? It was you was'nt it. Omfg you called the paparazzi and told them after you listened to their conversation. How much did they pay you bitch?
Claire: Believe what you want & remember all is fair in love and war. Cyaaa * She hangs up*
Bey: Omfg you cunt! * She speedily dials Kanye's number*
Kanye: Fuck off Bee, its between me and Jay
Bey: Don't disrespect me, i treat you like my brother. It wasnt fucking Jay it was Claire.
Kanye: Who the fuck is Claire, dont try and cover for Jay.
Bey: Look Kanye im not lying, shes our cleaner that was cleaning the room you and Jay where in. She got paid for the story and resigned the next day. I just rang her and i know its her.
Kanye: You sure?
Bey: Yes!
Kanye: Omfg, give me that bitches address. Imma get her killed. She has made made me lose the love of my life and made me fall out with my Brother big time.
Bey: Just fucking forget her. Ring Rihanna and sort this mess out.
Kanye: Im sorry for being rude Bee and everything thats happened but i dont have a chance with Rihanna. She wont answer my calls and she wont believe me. Can you ring her? Please Bee?
Bey: I'll see what i can do, but i suggest you apologize to Jay tomorrow first thing. * She hangs up*
Rihanna: Hello Bee * Answers the phone* What do you want, im kind of busy..?
Bey: Look Rihanna, it was'nt Kanye
Rihanna: I dont have time for this, bye Bee
Bey: I know who it was, listen to me
Rihanna: I dont believe Kanye and i bet her told you to say this. The whole fucking nation knows about the story. Im getting a tweet every fucking second!
Bey: It was our cleaner Claire, she told the papz when Kanye told Jay about it.
Rihanna: Pah, im supposed to be fucking pleased. He still told my private life to Jay, seriously?uurgh
Bey: Look he loves you so much , he didnt know what to do and was just really getting advice of Jay.
Rihanna: I love him too, but im not going there again. Fuck knows how many people know. Its never going to work with the Papz all over us every second. Have you seen them all outside on my garden.Uurgh if he didnt open him mouth, maybe we would have lasted like you and Jay but now its not happenin
Bey: Ok Rihanna, well remember he still loves you and if he knew this was gonna happen he wouldnt have told Jay in the first place. It was a mistake and im sure you can start again.
Rihanna: I dont know what to do Bee * Begins to cry*
Bey: Look dont worry Riri, ill sort this ok. Byee
Rihanna: Bye
Jay: * walks in with his blue robe around him* Who was on the phone?
Bey: Rihanna
Jay: Why she ringing here?
Bey: Basically it was Claire who told the Papz
Jay: Omg, are you serious Bee. What a fucking cunt. I hope the money the Papz gave her bring her bad luck
Bey: Yeah so i told Kanye and he knows it was'nt you and i was telling Rihanna too.
Jay: Ok Bee, well glad he doesnt think its me. Is there any aspirin, my heads banging?
Bey: Aww ill get some now baby and Kanye should apologize to you if he knows what good for him
Jay: Haha and thanks baby. * Takes the aspirin*
Bey: Aww how you feeling?
Jay: I dunno, im sorry Bee but im not in the mood to go out later, but i promise ill make it up to you
Bey: Dont be silly baby, we'll just have a night in and ill order some Popeyes chicken
Jay: Hha sound good, im going to check my emails. I love you Bee
Bey: I love you Jay, your the best husband god could ask for.
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
its to big its to wide its to strong it wont fit (part8)
When we left of beyonce had an interview with jimmy fallon and kanye had invited rihanna to go out to the 40/40 club with him jay and bee where rihanna invited kanye back to her house
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.
Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe
Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*
When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.
Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe
Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*
When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy
Saturday, 13 August 2011
If you leave me your outta your mind (part7 improved)
When we left off beyonce burnt the food and caused the firemen to arrive also she helped kanye get ready for his date with rihanna. It has been two days since kanye and rihanna went on their first date.
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...
Monday, 8 August 2011
I'm gone take it to the moon take it to the stars (part6)
When we left of beyonce had gone to her mums for dinner to sort all the arguements out, but they all ended up arguing again and beyonce sacked Matthew as her manager also rihanna and kanye showed their feelings for one another in the studio.
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*
Who run this mother? (part 5)
In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...
*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?
*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?
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