Monday 12 September 2011

Cos tonight its going down, down, down(part 23)

In the last post everyone was excited and over the moon over the baby. They were all stressing over telling Rihanna so Beyonce is going to dinner with Rihanna now.

Jay: Morning babe *  Tries to Kiss Beyonce Goodmorning*
Bey:  Morning... * Moves back and begins pacing around the room*
Jay: What you not gonna kiss your man now? Fine
Bey: Aww im sorry Jay * Kisses him* Happy?
Jay: Yes * Smiles like the cheshire cat*
Bey: Your too much
Jay:  Thats why you love me. Anyway why you pacing around, whats up?
Bey: Im just really stressed about telling Rihanna about the baby, like i feel bad. Shall we wait?
Jay: Are'nt you already going to lunch with her?
Bey: Yes i suppose but i could always leave it..
Jay: Bee!
Bey: Fine... but only if.. you tell Kanye today aswell!
Jay: Naa i feel tight, ill tell him some other day
Bey: Now you know how i feel
Jay: Urgh fine ill go down later
Bey: Promise?
Jay: urmm.. only if you give me another kiss?
Bey: * Kisses him* Now go get ready
Jay: Fine
- Later in the day
Rih: So what did you want to tell me? * Bites into her food*
Bey: Well...
Rih: Go on Bee..
Bey: Well the thing is, umm i dont know how to put this but you are my friend and i just think its important you know this, rather than you finding out of someone else..
Rih: Look what is it, im here thinking all sorts
Bey: Ok im just gonna come out with it, im gonna say it..
Rih: Go on then!
Bey: Im ..i...im.. Pregnant
Rih: Omg omg congracts Bee, i noticed you were glowing. Is that why you were ill the other day? Omg congractss woo
Bey: Your not upset?angry?
Rih: No, why would i Bee? Your pregnant im so happy for you. Were going to have an awesome baby shower and omg theres going to be a baby Bee
Bey: Or a baby Jay..
Rih: Ya whatever but omggg your pregnant woo * Hugs her*
Bey: Urmm Rihanna this might be a lot to take in and me and Jay were'nt sure how you'd react, after the micarriage yuno..
Rih: This is a momentous occasion! And dont be silly why would i be angry with you having a baby if i had a miscarriage and besides thats the past. Little Carter is the future & maybe the future for the music industry ay?
Bey: haha.. okk Rihanna but i dont really want him to be smothered by the papz all the time and what if my babys  tone deaf like my dad
Rih: Hhhaha aww i bet its gonna be gorgous
Bey: Well dur.. ahha
-Meanwhile at Kanyes
Kanye:  What do you want?
Jay: I need to speak to you bro..
Kanye: I havent forgot yuno were not bros.
Jay: Look man i seen you all over my wife , if she didnt break away i bet you would have made the same mistake as me so i think were even
Kanye: i guess.. yeah sorry about that
Jay: Ive missed you at the studio man
Kanye: and i havent watched the match with you for ages
Jay: haha i know you talk through the whole thing so i didnt miss that
Kanye: Well we have'nt even been clubbing in forever and i miss you rambling about needing to get home ha
Jay: Now thats not fair
Kanye: But its so truee! * Punches Jay in the arm playfully*
Jay: Wanna punch yeezy?
Kanye: Naa i dont hit girls, what you thinking im chris brown or something?
Jay: ahahhahahah
Kanye: Anyway, what brings you round?
Jay: Well i kind of promised Bee id tell you this..
Kanye: What is it bro?
Jay: Well the other day she was throwing up non stop and we had to get the doctor and he..
Kanye: Daaamn is she ok? Is she ill? :O
Jay: Well.. not exactly shes , well were gonna be parents. Bee's Pregnant!
Kanye: Oh.
Jay: Oh? Look im sorry i didnt want to tell you cos i thought it was too soon you know after all thats happened but i needed to tell you cos your my brother and i know you'd get pissed off if you found out of someone else and i just..
Kanye: Save it man, im being daft im happy for you bro, come here * Gives him a massive hug*
Jay: You serious and thanks man it means a lot
Kanye: no probs and aww Jays gonna be a daddy haha
Jay:Yeah bro im so excitedddd! Do you want to be the Godfather?
Kanye: Yeeeeeeee man godfather thats what im talking about haha Kanye the godfather i feel like im in the mafia
Jay: You idiot anyway you popping open the champagne or what?
Kanye: Yeh man ill go get it, then we'll watch the game unless you need to get back
Jay: No im in no rush, well watch it in the cinema room
Kanye: Sfe bro
- Scene change & back at Beys house
Bey: * Pulls of her heels and begins to cook dinner ( She cant cook but let her try )
Bey: Urrgh roast chicken, cant be that hardd. I want to treat my Jay baby * She puts the chicken in the oven and turns the heat up before going upstairs to get ready for their special evening
Scene Change:
Kanye: No man noo not there shoot, shoot. Omfg flipping shoot you idiottt
Jay: Calm it Kanye  ahhaah
* Beep beep*
Kanye: Dat your phone hov?
Jay: Urrmm yeah, its Bee
Kanye: Whats it say
Jay: Your so nosy! and nothing she just said be back for 10 cos shes making dinner and shes got a surprise for me.
Kanye: You gonna get it tonight..
Jay: Shutup Kanye * Laughs*
- Its now 9:30 and Bee is singing along to the music really loud she doesnt hear the smoke alarm. She suddenly begins to choke and realises the Chicken in the oven and she runs towards the stairs. She screams in horror and begins to choke violently as she notices most of the downstairs is engulfed in fire. The fire is blocking the stairway and she panicks because the smoke could affect the baby. She runs back towards her bedroom. Gets a towal and shoves it below the door so no smoke can get in, puts the music volume low and punches jay's number into her phone.
Jay: * Ring ring* Its Bee, Imma get this
Kanye: She wears the pants i swear hahah i guess she wants you baddd ahahaha
Jay: I wear the pants , you know what here you go. * Declines the call and switches his phone off*
Kanye: Now thats what im talking about now drink up.
Meanwhile..
Bey: Omg what the hell , pick up you bastard.
*She rings him back 5 times but it goes straight to answering machine. By now she can hear the siren of the fire brigade because they automatically come when the alarm goes off and suddenly she remembers that Jay is with Kanye and dials Kanye's number rapid.
Kanye:* Ring ringgg ringgggg* I guess she wants me now hahaha
Jay: What is Bee ringing you?
Kanye: Yeah man
Jay: * Annoyed that Bee Is ringing Kanye* Well pick it up then
Kanye: Fine
Bey: Omg Kanye is Jay there, omg tell him to get back quick
Kanye: well congracts on the baby and why do you want him bad haha ( Hes pretty drunk)
Bey: No you foool! The house is on fireeee get him home rapid
Kanye: Omggg,, Jay your housee is on fire
Jay: What the fuck!?!!?!?!??! * Snatches the phone*
Jay: Bee, whats happened? Are you okay? Stay in our room im on my way
Kanye: Shall i come with you?
Jay: * Already running towards the door and drives home as fast as he can.* Omg please save my baby god, please save my unborn child and my beautiful wife, please...

2 comments:

  1. glad that rih and ye were okay with the baby news..but oh my god i seriously hope nothing happens to bey or the baby..i don't understand why this woman even tries to cook lol..this post was wild..loved it..update soon please!

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  2. whoaaaa! damn why did jay have to listen to kanye!! he should've just picked up the phone!! damn i can't wait to see how this turns out...

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