Not gonna reach my telephone( part 16)

In the last post Rihanna finds out she's pregnant and stays at Kanye's to celebrate. They are both over the moon. Beyonce spends some sisterly time with Solange but ends up drunk again when they turn up back at Rihannas. (She is staying at Rihannas cos she felt lonely)

Its a couple of days after Ri found out she was pregnant and was back home again with the Beyonce.
*Ding Dong*
Bey: Rihanna someones at the door, you getting it or shall i?
Rih I got it bee * opens the door to see a huge bunch of flowers*
Clerk: Hey Miss these are for you, please sign here.
Rih: Signs the card and reads the note:
To my beautiful girlfriend and my baby. Just letting you know how much i love you, :) Kanye x
Bey: Aww are they of Kay? There beautiful
Rih: Yeye
Bey:  haha i miss this, cant wait till Jay gets back
Rih: You should ring him if your missing him Bee
Bey: He's busy and stressed at the moment, dont think thats a good idea..
Rih: Bee!
Bey: Urrgh fine, i do miss my baby * She dials Jay's number and goes to her room*
Jay: * After 5 mins of talking * So whats new baby gurl?
Bey: Aaa well i got drunk again but blame Solangee!
Jay: Oh Bee, What am i going to do with you?
Bey: Hahah i love you Jay
Jay: Love you too Honey Bee, i Have to go now but i will ring you this evening
Bey: Ok Baby, Omg waitt
Jay: Whats the matter Bee?
Bey: Rihannas preganant! Can you believe that im super happy for her.
Jay: * Silence*
Bey: Jay?
Jay: Yeah... congracts. erm.. How far along is she
Bey: 4 weeks, why?
Jay: No reason, look Bee I Have to go, speak soon babe ok
Bey: Ok bye
Rihanna: * Walks into Bees room* Im going out to get some groceries for the house, do you need anything?
Bee: Honey Nut cheerios and pop tarts! I think we've ran out
Rih: Im on it, cyaa in a bit
Bee: bye riri
Bee's phone begins to ring and she answers it
Bey: Erm hello?
Kay: Hi beyonce, how are you
Bey: Fina & congracts your gonna be a daddy
Kay: I know when i went out earlier i saw all baby clothes. Im so excited
Bey: Aww bless ya, so what was it you wanted?
Kay: Well now were having a baby, i wanted to make it official, you know put a ring on it hah
Bey: Hha you got jokes brother, and aww when you thinking?
Kay: Tonight, or is that too soon?
Bey: Not at all, have you got a ring?
Kay: Yes , i was just waiting for the right time and i think im ready to commit to her
Bey: Then go for it, candlelight dinner and whop it outt
Kay: Lmao,ok bee. Ill tell you how it goes
Bey: Good luck bro
At the grocery Store Rihannas phone rings
Kanye: Hey baby
Riri: Hiyaa, you okay?
Kay: Yeah , how you feeling
Riri: Im fine, im only a month along
Kay: Well ok then, i was wondering if you would come to mine at 7? I have a surprise for you.
Riri: Sounds great
Kay: Ok ill send the driver, bye babe
Riri: Bye * She hangs up but just as she does her phone rings again, thinking its Kay she answers it*
Rih: What now baby?
Jay: Urrm who are you calling baby?
Rih: Omg sorry Jay haah, how are you? Had Bee told you the good news
Jay: Is it mine?
Rih: Errm what?
Jay: Is THE BABY MINE????/
Rih: Stop yelling at me Jay and no its Kanyes
Jay: Have you done a test, i need to know. Im not losing Bee again.You Stupid slut
Rih: Excuse me, what has got into you Jay
Jay: Cos i denied you ran off to Kay, we both know you dont like him anyway
Rih: Full of youself arent you. HES TWICE THE MAN YOU'LL EVER BE! I LOVE HIM ACTUALLY
Jay: Hha sure, keep telling youself that. Remeber you slept with me only 4 weeks ago
Rih: Well did;'nt you wear a condom?
Jay: Erm no, i was drunk remeber? Have you heard of birth control?
Rih: Yuno what fuck you Jay, fuck you!
Jay: I'd rather you didnt , but i want a test to see if its mine
Rih: Whatever Jay, get lost. * She hangs up*
Its 5'o' clock and Beyonce has gone out so Rihanna gets ready and the driver picks her
Rih: Thank you for the lift Kerby.
Kerby: Anytime Miss Fenty
Riri: * Walks to the door and knocks on, shes still very upset about the earlierr incident.
Kanye: * Opens it instantaniously* Well hello gorgous and gorgous number 2
Riri: Seriously Kanye
Kay: * He leanes over and gives her a kiss before escorting Riri to the lit dinner
Riri: * Sitting down* This looks nice
Kay: Only for you, wine?
Riri: Sure
-He pours the wine and they chat and eat. Rihanna feels very awkward and guilty whenever Kay mentions the baby. She fears it might not be his but she really wants it to be. When there finished they make there way to the couch and Rihanna sits down. Instantly Kanye get down on one knee and opens the small box..
Kay: Robin Rihanna Fenty. You are the most amazing woman i have ever met. I am overjoyed that we are having a baby and i want to take the honour of asking you to be my wife?
Riri: * Silent and shocked* Ermm.. i..
Kay: Whatcha say ?
Riri: NO! I have to go.. * Shes gets up and runs out of the door before ordering the driver to take her home*

You put my love on top (part15)

First of all YASSSSSSSSSSS BEYONCE IS PREGNAT FINALLY IM SOOO HAPPY, SHE'S GOING TO BE AN AMAZING MUM AND JAYZ GONNA BE AN AMAZING DAD, IM SO JEALOUS OF THAT CHILD THOUGH IT'S PARENTS ARE BEYONCE AND FUCKING JAYZ I MEAN WOOOOAAAAHHHHH SPOILT IS NOT THE WORD. anyway on to the blog.

When we left of beyonce had an bad hangover and stayed in bed all day when she got up jayz told her that he got a phone call about someone wanting to sue roc nation and he needed to fly down to LA to sort it out beyonce was upset about this because they had only jus got back together and Jay had to leave that day and was going to be gone for about 2-3 weeks.

Beyonce is round rihannas house they are discussing their fight.
Bey:*laughing* oh my god rihanna I am sorry
Rih:*also laughing* I'm sorry too oh god we're so daft anyway how long has Jay gone for ?
Bee: a few weeks urgh I'm gonna be on my own unless I go to my mums and I can't be doing with her telling me what to do like I'm a child so I'll jus stay at home.
Rih: well you could stay here for a few days if you want it would be fun give us time to get to know each other better.
Bee: really you don't mind
Rih: well as long as you don't try to beat me up again haha
Bee: haha I won't and okay I'll go and get my stuff
Rih:*excited* I'll come one minute
Bee: okay
They drive back to beyonce and jays house and get some clothes for bee and a few other stuff like toothbrush and moisterisers and makeup and you know the usual stuff.
Bee:*getting exited* aw it's gonna be fun feels like I'm goin on holiday yey
Rih: *taking one of beys bags to the car* aw I kno
They drive back to rihannas house to drop of bees stuff and then go and get some lunch.
They go to a fancy little restraunt which was quite empty luckily.
Rih: *licking her lips* umm I'm hungry
Bee: same, I think I'm gonna have the lobster salad what about you rih?
Rih: oh that sounds nice might copy you
The waiter comes over they order a bottle of champagne and their food, the food takes about 10 minutes to come.
Rih: this is so nice
Bee: I kno, so rih how's things with you and kanye?
Rih: great he's so nice and does the cutest things, the other day he sent me flowers and a cd of him singing umbrella Haha lame but cute
Bee: *laughing* aw he's so sweet, he really loves you
Rih: aw I kno and I love him, I'm so happy you got us back together bee
Bee: well you that's jus me haha *she starts to feel a little light headed* oh god I feel a little tipsy of that wine
Rih:*laughing* oh god bee let's get you home you Light weight
They drive back to rihannas house, when they get their they get changed into their pyjamas and do each others nails and watch a film.
Bee: aw it's like a little pamper party
Rih: haha aw I kno, even though we haven't liked each other long bee I feel like I can trust you with anything can i?
Bee: *painting rihannas nails* of course why do you have something to tell me ?
Rih: erm yeh
Bee: what is it rih?
Rih: I think I maybe pregnant?
Bee:*surprised* omg didn't use have a condom?
Rih: we do normally but I was a bit tipsy and we didn't have one sooo
Bee: have you done a test ?
Rih: not yet but I've bought a home one
Bee: do it know
Rih: okay bee back in 5
Bee sits watching the film until rihanna comes back down the stairs she is holding the prgnancy test by her side.
Bee: well...
Rih: I'm scared to check it do it for me bee
Bee: *taking it of rihanna* omg
Rih: what is it?
Bee:* screaming and giving rihanna a hug* your pregnant baby girl
Rih: omg no way omg how am I going to tell kanye ?
Bee: well your not gonna tell him until your certain we are going to book you a private doctor for tomorrow okay
Rih: okay bee
Bee: I'm tired let's go bed
Rih: sleep in my bed with me bee I need someone next to me I've jus had a shock
Bee: hah okay rihanna but remember I'm married
Rih: haha okay beyonce
They go up to bed in the morning they get dressed and rihanna makes them breakfast then they wait for the doctor to arrive, there is a knock at the door bee answers it.
Bee: hey doctor brown how are you come in
Doctor: hello mrs carter I'm fine thank you dear and you
Bee: oh call me beyonce and yeh I'm good follow me
Bee leads the doctor into the living room where rihanna is and tells him that they think rihanna is pregnant.
Doctor: okay well rihanna good news your 4 weeks pregnant
Rihanna and bee look at each other and start screaming and hugging one another
Rih: omg I'm soo happy thank you doctor brown
Doctor: it's okay
Bee:*showing the doctor to the door * thank you bye
Doctor: your welcome beyonce bye
Bee: rihanna your pregnant girl oh my god I'm so happy for you
Rih: okay I need to tell kanye
Bee: yes you do
Rih: but how?
Bee: erm invite him out for dinner with you and tell him then, but if use wanna celebrate go to his place please haha
Rih: haha okay bee thank you *she gives bee a hug then goes to ring kanye*
Kanye:* okay 9 then *
rih: yeh baby pick me up
Kanye: okay beautiful bye
Rih: bye * she hangs up *
Beyonce helps rihanna get ready, when rihanna has left beyonce invites solange round to keep her company.
Bee: yeh so guess what rihannas pregnant
Solange: oh my god no way really ?
Bee: yeh but keep it to yourself big mouth don't even tell mum okay
Solange: okay I won't
Kanye and rihanna are at the restaurant eating rihanna decides it is time to tell him.
Rih: kanye I have some news
Kanye: good or bad
Rih: well it's good for me
Kanye: come on tell me
Rih: I'm pregnant
Kanye: * jumping up and kissing rih * oh my god I'm so happy baby that's amazing news how many weeks are you?
Rih: 4 weeks so you happy your gonna be a daddy kanye
Kanye: i kno baby I love you soo much
Rih: I love you too
They kiss for a while then it's time to go.
Kanye: you comin back to mine to celebrate ?
Rih: yeh I'm coming back to yours but no sex I don't want to hurt the baby
Kanye: okay baby
They drive back to kanyes and watch a film in bed and fall asleep in each there arms, meanwhile at rihannas house beyonce and solange decided to go clubbing and have only jus stumbled in drunk out of their minds.
Bee: * slurring her words* aww I love you solange your the best sister ever
Solange: *also slurring her words * I love you to big sis
Bee: * getting emotional because she's drunk and starting to cry* I miss erm I miss Jay, where is he why isn't he here
Solange: *also crying because she's drunk* I don't know, bee we are in the wrong house this isn't your house
Bee: no this is the red girls house
Solange : ohhh
They find there way to the bedroom and go to sleep.

i dont know much about algebra, but i know 1+1=2 ( Part 14)

In the previous post, the carters got back together and they go to dinner. Kanye and Rihanna meet them there and Rihanna shows off her new shoes that Kanye got her. Jay messes with Bee and says he wont be buying her shoes for a while. They all go back to thr Carters and soon Beyonce and Rihanna have a drunken, rowdy argument and the boys have to keep them away before they had a fight.

Jay: Morning baby * Opens the curtains* I made you breakfast
Bey: Urrrgh close the blinds Jay and stop talking, my head hurts
Jay: Nice*sarcastic tone* Haha,well if you didnt get so drunk last night you light head
Bey: Jay please shutup and get me some aspirin, my head is banging, urrgh,
Jay: Haha well theres a glass of water on this tray, ill go get you some aspirin *Leaves the room*
-Downstairs
Jay: *Answers phone* Hhha hello Kay, hows Riri?
Kanye: Oh god, ive never seen her in such a state but i still love her
Jay: Ano Beyonce bossing me around, i think shes hungover* Hears shouting in the background*
Kanye: Haha what was that?
Jay: Beyonce wants aspirin, i guess i got answer the Queens orders. Talk to you later bro
Kanye: haha ok cyaa
Jay: *Grabs aspirin and goes to the bedroom* Here you go baby * Tosses packet on bed*
Bey: Urrgh thanks baby, about time. * She swallows 2 of the tablets*
Jay: So you going work today?
Bey: What the fuck Jay, seriouss? Omg omgg * She runs to the bathroom and throws up*
Jay: Omg Bee serious? I am not cleaning that up. Hhaa i guess ill go shower in the guest room
Bey: *Throwing up* Bleaughhh bleaughh
-Later in the day
Bey: *Walking in with an icepack on her head* Turn that down Jay
Jay: Errm no? Im watching the game
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Its not even that loud and who told you to get so drunk lastnight
Bey: Cant you catch up on it tomorrow, please baby
Jay: Not possible
Bey: * Sits on the couch* Why not?
Jay: Well when you were upstairs i kind of got a phone call...
Bey: AndddddD?
Jay: Well i have to fly to LA for a bit
Bey: 1, 2 days?
Jay: No theres been some problems and some company trying to sue Rock Nation, i need to sort this mess out. So i dunno how long it'll take.
Bey: But Jay.. How long do you think you'll be gone for?
Jay: A week to a fortnight?
Bey: Seriously, im going to miss you loads * He voice shaky*
Jay: Well i would advice you dont get drunk for a bit haha
Bey: Im not joking Jay , it wont be the same without you
Jay: Dont worry though because i have a surprise for you
Bey: Tell me tell meee
Jay: Hha, wait till i get back
Bey: * Hugs him for a while and tear falls down  her eyes*
Jay:  * Brushes away the tear with his hand and stares into her eyes*
Bey: When you going to leave then?
Jay: In about 10 minutes my bags are in the car
Bey: You should have woke me , we could have spent the day together
Jay: Hhah Bey, you were hungover, but you can come with me to the airport
Bey: Ok * They both sit in the car and are driving to the airport*
Jay: Why are you getting upset, you go on tour a lot and so do i and we dont see each other for weeks.
Bey: I know but im busy out there, im on holiday so ill feel it more.* They arrive at the airport*
Jay: I love you Bee and trust me time will fly
Bey: I just wish i knew sooner.I love you too Shawn! * They kiss for about 5 minutes*
Jay: Ok bye beautiful * He goes towards the boarding point*
Bey:*She waves* Tears streaming down her eyes* Bye..

I told you how you hurt me baby but you don't care (part 13)

When we left of beyonce had slept with Justin and ended up telling Jay because she felt guilty, Jay got angry and threatened to divorce her which made bee really upset, know he has left and gone to stay in a hotel for a few days.
Bee is at home on her own she has not left the house for 2 days know and is still really depressed about Jay leaving. Her phone starts to ring.
bee: *sounding upset* hey mama
Mama tina:beyonce baby, I've been so worried why haven't you been answering anyone's calls
Bee: I'm sorry mama I jus didn't feel like talking to anyone, I feel so ashamed
Mama tina: baby you need to get out the house your gonna drive yourself mad
Bee: I dnt want to I'm fine
Mama Tina: well your clearly not beyonce, come over I'm making dinner
Bee: I'm fine here mama I'll order some pizza or something
Mama Tina: no beyonce you can't sit in your house all day everyday, either come over here or try and sort it with Jay.
Hearing jays name makes bee upset
Bee:*starting to cry* he's not answering my calls, or my messages he doesn't want anything to do with me
Mama Tina: beyonce don't cry, he'll jus need some time
Bee: but it's been 2 days what if he wants to divorce me mama
Mama Tina: right I'm sending your dad to pick you up, your not being alone when your in this state, pack some clothes your stayin with me for a few days
Bee:* trying to hold back her tears* no mama I'm fine really theirs no need
Mama Tina: be ready in 20 minutes *she hangs up the phone*
beyonce wipes her tears and goes in the bedroom to pack some clothes, when her dad arrives they head to her mama tin as house where solange, julez and her mum are watching tv.
Solange:*running up to bee and giving her a hug* you okay sis
Bee:*tears start to fall down her face* yeh I'm good
Julez: auntie bee why you crying?
Bee: *wiping her tears* I'm not baby
Julez:*hugging bee* it's okay auntie bee ill make you feel better
Bee:*more tears start to fall down her face* thank you baby
Solange: julez go to your room and play with your toys grandma and mommy need to talk to auntie bee
Julez: okay mommy *runs up the stairs to his room*
Mama Tina: sit down baby
Bee: *sitting on the sofa* Im so embarrassed mama why am I so stupid
Mama Tina: beyonce don't beat yourself up about it, we all make mistakes
Bee: yes but I've jus lost the love of my life due to my fuckin daft mistake
Mama Tina: you haven't lost him he'll be back soon jus give him space for a few days
Solange: beyonce don't cry it's gonna be okay
Bee: *crying more* but how do you know, what If he decides it's not going to work and divorces me
Mama tina: don't think like that he will forgive you sooner or later
Mama Tina goes into the kitchen to check in the food.
Solange: he phoned me
Bee: Jay phoned you ?
Solange: yeh he was asking what he should do I told him to try and sort it out with you
Bee: when?
Solange: this morning, he really loves you beyonce, hes jus confused, he said he was going to phone you
Bee: but he hasn't
Solange: give him time bee
When dinner is cooked they all sit round the table to eat, it is late by time they have all ate and beyonce goes up to her room. Her phone starts to ring, she looks at the phone it says baby.
Bee: Jay hello, oh my god I miss you so much I'm so sorry
Jay: hello
Bee: where are you?
Jay: jus at a hotel
Bee: Jay please forgive, come home please
Jay: im coming home tomorrow, we need to talk
Bee: okay
Jay: well cya tomorrow
Bee: bye love you
Their is silence down the phone and then Jay hangs up.
Bee wakes up early and gets ready to go home, she gets her dad to drop her back and waits for Jay to arrive.
The door opens it's Jay.
Bee: Jay baby are you okay
Jay:* throwing his bags on the floor and sitting on the sofa* I'm fine
Bee:*going to sit next to him* I've missed you
Jay: I've missed you too
Bee: Jay I'm really sorry, I've been so depressed over the last 2 days not being able to wake up next to you I love you so much, and I made the biggest mistake of my life sleeping with another man.
Jay: I love you to, and I know your sorry but you really hurt me beyonce, we were getting on so well why would you ruin it
Bee:*starting to cry* I don't know, because I'm stupid
Jay:*his eyes start to fill up* yes you are,I want us to work so bad, but we need trust
Bee: I know, I will never do anything to hurt you again, never I promise you jus please forgive me Jay
Jay: *looking into bees eyes* I forgive you
Bee: *throws her arms around Jay and starts to kiss him* I love you so much I never want to lose you again
Jay: I love you too
They spend the rest of the night of the sofa watching movies, the next morning beyonce is on the phone to her mum telling her that Jay and her are back together.
Mama Tina: I told you bee, I knew he would come round
Bee: I know mama, I'm so happy
Mama Tina: I'm happy for you baby, I'm gonna go I need to check on this food
Bee: okay mama bye love you
Mama Tina: love you too honey
Bee puts down the phone and gets dressed, when she is dressed bee and Jay go out for some lunch.
Jay:*in the middle of eating his food* do you think we'll last ?
Bee: what of course Why you asking that
Jay: it's jus we've had so many problems and separations all ready and we haven't been married that long
Bee: no we've had 2 and 2 it's gonna stay because from now on we tell each other everything okay Jay
Jay: okay mrs carter *he leans over the table to kiss her*
in-between their lunch rihanna and kanye show up.
Rihanna: *spotting beyonce and Jay* use two back together then ?
Bee: yeh
Kanye: okay use better stay together know, no more stupidness
Jay: *laughing* yes sir kanye
Bee: so how have use two been?
Rih: good, we've jus been shopping
Bee: oh kanye she's already got you spending all your money on her * starts to laugh*
kanye*laughing* yes I was sat in a shoe shop for at least 3 hours with her deciding on two pairs of shoes, in the end I jus got her them both
Bee: oohhh let me see rihanna
Rihanna:*taking the shoe out the bag* how amazing are they
Bee: oh my god amazing Jay
Jay: no
Bee: I haven't said anything yet
Jay: still, you've been a naughty girl, no shoes for at least a month
Bee: urgh I suppose
When their done they all go back the to bees and jays house, they pick up some champagne on the way.
After a few hours of drinking lots of champagne beyonce and rihanna are pretty drunk and start to argue.
Rihanna: *slurring her words* me a hoe, who's the one that jus cheated on her husband, bitxh please
Bee: fuck you *she slaps rihanna across the face*
rihanna and bee start to fight pulling at each others hair, Jay and kanye drag them off each other.
Kanye:*laughing* I'm gonna get her home before they kill each other bro
Jay: *also laughing* okay bro night *shouts* bye rihanna
Jay: lets get you to bed
He takes bee into the bedroom and puts on for her then lays her down and covers her with covers then he goes to take a shower.

Head down as I watch my feet take turns hitting the ground (part 12)

When we left of beyonce had made Jay go out so she could have the girls over but when Jay left bee invited someone in which she kissed and called Justin......
Bee:*looking at her phone theirs a message from Jay* SHIT! Get dressed and go Jays on his way back
JT * jumping out of the bed* what! Fuck
Bee: hurry the fuck up
JT: where are my pants?
Bee: *lookin around* fuck fuck fuck fuck oh my fucking god where did you throw them
They hear a car pull up outside bee runs to the window
Bee: oh my jesus fucking Christ go Justin go
JT: but
Bee: get out
JT: * running to the front door* this way
Bee: no go threw the back *pushing Justin towards the back door*
Just as Justin is out the Jay walks threw the front bee runs to him.
Bee: hey baby *she kisses his cheek*
Jay: hey beautiful, did you have a good night?
Bee: yeh it was cool did you?
Jay: yeh,*yawning* I'm tired let's go to bed
they walked into the bedroom the bed covers are messy, bee spots just ins pants in the corner of the room.
Jay: whys the bed a mess?
Bee: *panicking* I I erm I was sleeping * she moves closer to the pants standing in front of them so they are out of jays sight*
Jay: okay * starts to take of his top and jeans and jumps into bed*
bee: *turns of the light and picks up the jeans quickly and backs out the room* I'll be back in a minute I'm jus getting some water
Jay: okay baby
Bee goes to the phone to phone Justin
Bee: *whispering* hey
JT: hey have you found my Jean?
Bee: yeh, I'll give them to you tomorrow
JT: okay baby, tonight was amazing
Bee: I know, next time your place mine is way to risky
JT: of course
Bee: okay I'm gonna go I told Jay I was getting a glass of water bye
JT: bye beautiful
Bee hangs up the phone and hides the jeans in one of he larger bags and goes back into the bedroom where Jay has fallen asleep.
The next morning Jay has made bee breakfast in bed.
Jay: *walking into the bedroom with bees breakfast on a tray* wake up beautiful
Bee:*sitting up and feeling very guilty and horrible when she's the breakfast * oh my god thank you baby
Jay:*putting the tray on her knee* anything for my wife
Bee:*pulling Jay towards her and kissing him * I love you so much Jay * she starts to cry but tries to face away so Jay doesn't see he tears*
Jay: what's up ?
Bee: *wiping her face* erm I jus have an eyelash in my eye
Jay:*pulling her face closer to his* I can't see anything
Bee:*more tears start rolling down her face* damn stupid fucking eyelash * she starts to eat the toast *
Jay: bee what up ?
Bee: nothing babe *trying to change the subject * umm this breakfast is yummy
Jay:*raising hs eyebrow at bee* your my wife I kno when your upset know what's up
Bee: did you make this all from scratch *bites into a pancake*
Jay: I asked you a question, has someone upset you?
Bee:*lucking down at the plate tears start to fall again* no
Jay: *sits down besides her and puts his arm round her* then want up?
Bee: Jay I I didn't
Jay: you didn't what
Bee: the girls didn't come round last night
Jay:*pulling his arm away from bee* what you trying to say beyonce?
Bee:*puts the breakfast on the floor and turns to face Jay* Jay you know I love you right
Jay: beyonce what the fuck, who came to the house last night I swear if it was a man we're over
Bee:*looking down a the bedsheets tears flowing down hr face* I'm so sorry baby it was jus the once, It jus happened he was so nice to me and....
Jay: *starting to shout * you stupid fuckg hoe, and what and what beyonce, who the fuk is it ?
Bee: *shouting back* and you fuckin cheated on me, I don't know who you calling a hoe you dumb bastard
Jay: I was drunk you stupid hoe, you knew what you was doing inviting a man into our home, ar you fucking stupid bitch
Bee: so you fucking say,I don't care shawn you still cheated so how does it feel jayz how does it fuckin feel?
Jay: are you serious? You did this to get back at me, well beyonce how does it feel to be single? * he takes his keys and walks out the house*
Bee: * starts to cry * what have I done ?
When beyonce has calmed down a little bit she phones solange to tell her what happened.
Bee:*sniffling down the phone* hello
Solange: bee whats up?
Bee: he's left me solo he's gone *she starts to cry*
solange: what, why?
Bee: I I slept with another man
Solange:*sounding angry with her sister* what beyonce why the fuck would yo do that ?
Bee: I don't know, all I kno is I have jus lost the love of my life because I was selfish
Solange: what do you mean you was selfish?
Bee: because Jay cheated on me so I wanted to see how he lined being cheated on, I guess it wasn't the best thing to do
Solange: no fuckng shit Sherlock, are you out of your mind what are you going to do?
Bee: * she starts crying more* I don't know hes never gonna want to speak to me again, what if he divorces me solange I can't go threw a divorce I love him, I really can't lose him
Solange: I'm sorry sis but you should of though about that before opening your legs for another man.
Bee: okay solange your not helping bye * she hangs up he phone*
Jay has gone round to kanyes house to tell him what bee has done.
Kanye: no fucking way man, with who ?
Jay: I don kno I was so mad I jus needed to get ou of their before I got arrested for hitting a woman
Kanye: oh my god man I don't know what to say, it doesn't seem like the kind of thing bee would do
Jay: I kno, but I love her man, but after this I don't know if I like her
Kanye: what you gonna do?
Jay: I don't know, this is fucked up man why why would she do that I swear when I find out who it was
Kanye: don't do anything stupid bro, jus calm down then go back home use need to speak
Jay: okay thanks bro, I'm gonna drive back then I'll speak to you later * he walks to the door*
Kanye: bye
Jay drives home when he gets back bee is sat on the couch crying
Bee: *seeing Jay walk through the door and running to hug him* baby
Jay:*dragging bee of him* don't touch me
Bee:*backing away* I'm so sorry Jay I jus wanted you to know what it felt like and Justin was just there and single
Jay: justin fuckin justin
Bee: Im sorry
Jay:*shouting* your sorry what the fuck was you thing you stupid bitch, get back at me what are we 6
Bee: I'm sorry Jay, it was a mistake
Jay: what like are marriage
Bee:*shocked* what
Jay: why the fuck did we get married if we can't trust each other?
Bee: *starts crying* don't say that Jay we love each other, we do
Jay: yes but its not al, about love is I beyonce
Bee: Jay please
Jay: how about we get a divorce then you can sleep with everyone of these stupid popstars yeh
Bee: *crying more* no Jay I want you please don't do this I want you and only you please baby don't leave me
Jay: you want me ?
Bee: yes I love you shawn
Jay: really do you love justin aswell
Bee: no I only love you
Jay: oh I'm sorry it's jus I thought you made love to him last night in our bed
Bee: no Jay it was just sex it didn't mean nothing
Jay: *in a sarcastic tone * oh thank god that makes it so much better
Bee: Jay please I'm really sorry I love you don't divorce me
Jay:*feeling sorry for bee* I'm not going to divorce you
Bee: oh thank you Jay
Jay: but we need some time apart I'm goin to stay in a hotel for a fe days
Bee: *wiping her tears* ok
Jay packs some of his things and leaves the house

diva is a female version of a hustler (part11)

Rihanna and Kanye are back together thanks to Beyonces help. Jay and Beyonce are still madly in love as always and everything seems to be going well for them all.

Jay: * Walking into the kitchen* Whats burning ?
Bee: Oh shit the breakfast! * Begins to fan a cloth over the smoking pot*
Jay: *Laughing* Bee, not again! I told you to leave the cooking for me
Bee: * Still fanning the smokey kitchen* Be my guest
Jay: Sit down my queen, and show you how its done * Begins frying bacon and scrambling eggs*
Bee: Urrgh i need cooking lessons or something, what you doing today Jay?
Jay:  Not sure, you wanna do something?
Bee: Urrmm, ii...
Jay: What Bee?
Bee: Nothing
Jay: Spit it out
Bee: I was going to invite some of the girls over, but it doesnt matter
Jay: Trying to get rid of me hey? * he chuckles*
Bee: Course not, so you going to free the house for me baby? Ill love you more..
Jay: Hhaa whatever ill probs go 40/40 with the guys at work or something
Bee: Great, love you. * She pecks him on the cheek and leaves the kitchen grinning*
Jay: What about the breakfast Bee?
Bee: Ill get it in a bit, im just coming. * She flips her phone out*
Bee: * Speaking in a hushed tone* Free house tonight, ill see you later Babe..
Jay: Bee whos on the phone?
Bee: Gotta go, Bye! * to Jay* Erm nobody Jay mind your own business
Jay:  OK...
-Later in the Evening...
Bee: * Singing along to diva* Diva is a female version of a hustler...
Jay: Really Bee? Your own track
Bee:You know its good shit
Jay: Of Course, haha. Damn wheres my wallet?
Bey: In the bedroom it think, check on the dresser
Jay:* Getting his wallet and keys from the bedroom* Ok im going now
Bee: Right bye
Jay: No kiss?
Bee: * Pecking him on the cheek* cyaa, now shoo the girls are on there way
Jay: They dont need to shy from me?
Bee: Bye jay!
Jay: Ok see you later
Bee: * Touching up her makeup&singing* Money, divas getting money ..
-The door bell rings
Bee* Walking towards the door& answers it* Hello?
Voice: Oh Hey, you look stunning this evening Bee
Bee: Come in, wanna drink?
Voice: Sure
Bee: Want ice?
Voice: Oh yes please
Bee: *Makes the drinks and returns to her guest* Here you go, drink up
Voice: How about we do something else, im not so thirsty im hungry
Bee: Oh yeah ? * She says putting the drink down besides the other on the table
Voice: * Putting their arms around Bees waste and begins to kiss her*
Bee: * Kissing her guest for about 7 minutes, pulls back*
Voice: Is there a problem?
Bee: No, no, i just didnt know you were such an amazing kisser Justin!
Voice: Its one of my many talents* They carry on kissing*

So we livin live like a video (part10)

So when we left of someone had told the newspaper about rihanna and kanye this turned out to be beys and jays cleaner Claire, rihanna thought kanye told the paper so she broke up with him and kanye thought Jay told the paper which lead to him beatin up Jay, bee was the one who found out it was Claire and tried to convince rihanna to talk to kanye.
It is the morning and beyonce is off on a photoshoot, jayz is sat in bed on the phone to kanye.

Kanye: I'm really sorry, I was jus mad and I really like her man
Jay: I kno, why would you even think I would tell a newspaper about your business anyway i mean it's not like I need the money
Kanye:I jus jumped to conclusions and you was the only person I told
Jay: um okay bro your forgiven but ever hit me again man and I'll knock you out
Kanye:* laughs* thanks bro
Jay: so have you spoke to rihanna ?
Kanye: nah
Jay: she still not answering your calls then ?
Kanye: no
Jay: well I persuaded bee to go for lunch with her, so she's gonna go after her photoshoot, she'll try and get her to ring you
Kanye: well let's hope they don't start fighting themselves, you know I don't think bees over the whole cheating thing yet bro
Jay: I know she isn't, as she keeps reminding me but I think she's got her mature head on today *laughs*
Kanye: haha okay bro well il speak to you later bye
Jay: bye
Jay hangs up the phone and goes to take a shower. Beyonce has finished her photoshoot and rings rihanna to ask her if she's still gonna go for lunch with her.
Bee: * phoning rihanna, talk in to her mum * this bitch better answer the phone I'm not waiting around on this hoeeeheyyy rihanna
Rih: hey bee
Bee: so you still down for goin to lunch?
Rih: yeh yeh um so what time ?
Bee: well I'll come and pick you up in about 20mins is that okay?
Rih: yeh that's fine
Bee: okay bye
Rih: by... *bee hangs up the phone before rihanna can say bye*
Bee: * talking to her mum in the car* I can not believe Jay has convinced to even talk to this bitch never mind take her for dinner, mum I can't be arsed let's jus me and you go to lunch
Mama Tina: no bee you've jus called her know your taking me home then your goin to get her you hear me.
Bee: fine but it doesn't mean I'm goin to be nice to her, she fuckin slept with my husband urgh hoe
Mama Tina: beyonce watch your language and you have forgiven Jay so why not her ?
Bee: whatever mum and because Jay was drunk and she knew exactly what she was doin she couldn't wait till I got out the way so she could pounce on my man, I bet she spiked his drink or something.
Mama tina: and how do you know she wasn't drunk aswell, I doubt she spiked his drink. No beyonce you jus need to forgive and forget do you hear me girl.
Bee: * looking out the window* oh look we're here, bye mum love you
Mama Tina: I'm not playin beyonce, you better not start with that poor girl she jus wants to get along with you.
Bee: I'll try
Mama Tina: no you will do
Bee: bye
Mama Tina: love you too
Bee:* laughs* bye mum
Mama Tina: bye my honeybee * she kisses bee on the cheek and gets out the car*
beyonce tells the driver to drive her to rihannas, when they get their bee goes and knocks on the door, rihanna opens.
Rih: hi beyonce, come in a minute I jus need to grab my bag
Bee: hi, okay * she walks in the house*
Rih: * rihanna goes to get her bag from her room* won't be a minute bee
Bee: okay
Rih: * walking back down the stairs* okay got it, so where we eatin ?
Bee: Shall we jus get some popeyes and bring it back here so we can talk without people surrounding us?
Rih: yeh course
Bee: okay come on let's go and get it
Rih: *in the car talk in to bee* shall I phone him?
Bee: yes you should
Rih: but
Bee: but nothing when we get back to yours gonna call him okay
Rih: um ok
They get their food and head back to rihannas, when they get to rihannas bee tells her driver to pick her u in 3 hours.
They eat their food on the sofa and talk.
Rih: beyonce
Bee: what?
Rih: why do you hate me so much?
Bee: well why do you think rihanna?
Rih: bee I told you we were both drunk and I regret it so much, he wouldn't want me over you anyway your perfect
Bee: okay let's not go that far, anyway forget that for know you said you was gonna call kanye
Rih: but what am I supposed to say
Bee: I don't know, tell him how you feel
Rih: but I don't know how I feel, I'm so confused beyonce I don't know what to do
Bee: well do you want to be with him?
Rih: yeh, well I think I do
Bee: well it's either yes or no, not I think we are not in pre-school
Rih: okay well yes I want to be with him
Bee: okay well their you go now ring him
Rih: I can't
Bee: why cant you ?
Rih: I jus ... * bee snatches the phone out of rihannas hand and dials kanyes number*
bee: there it's ringing * she passes the phone back to rihanna*
Rih: * takes the phone* hello
Kanye: rihanna hello, I'm really sorry I shouldn't of told Jay and, and I really think I love you rihanna I want to be with you
Rih: I want to be with you too but I can't have you telling everyone our business all the time, why don't you take a leave out of jays book, I bet he doesn't tell you about his and bees PRIVATE nights
Kanye: well...
Bee interrupts him shouting from the side of rihanna
Bee: shut up kanye, dont even try and say he does
Kanye: okay no but he does tell me some things
Rih: anyway if and I mean if we were to get back together you would have to promise me that you would keep it private and not let all the media know
Kanye: I promise, so can we start again
Rih: yes we can but if something like this happens again it's over okay kanye
Kanye: okay thank you *shouting* THANKYOU BEE
Bee: * eating her chicken* your welcome kanye
Rih: okay kanye I'm gonna go bye
Kanye: okay bye beautiful
Rihanna hangs u the phone
Bee: now wasn't that easy
Rih: thank you so much bee, why are you helpin me bee?
Bee: cause kanyes my friend and I don't like seeing him hurt plus Jay made me have lunch with you
Rih: I really want us to get along bee
Bee: um
Rih: please forgive me, I am really sorry
Bee: it's okay rihanna I forgive you
Rih:* hugging bee* thank you
Bee: okay
Rih: yey beyonce Knowles is my friend
Bee:* laughing* okay rihanna
They talk for a bit more until the driver comes the to pick beyonce up.
Bee: bye rihanna
Rih: bye bee
When bee gets home Jay is sat watching tv.
Jay: hey baby, how did it go?
Bee: well kanye and rihanna are back together
Jay: and did use talk about jus getting along
Bee: yeh we're okay now
Jay: finally * he drags bee on to to his knee* my good girl
Bee:* laughing* my good boy * she kisses Jay *
Jay: I love you mrs carter
Bee: ditto
Jay: don't ditto me know say it back properly
Bee: I love you to mr carter, I'm goin to take a shower
Jay: good I was sat thinking of polite ways to tell you that you smell
Bee:* kicks Jay* shut up
Jay: ow baby your to violent
Bee: good

You know im gonna right to the chase? (part 9)

In the previous episode Kanye wakes up with Rihanna and after giving Jay all the gossip he takes Rihanna for lunch. Meanwhile Jay tries to pursuade Beyonce to be nice to Rihanna and take her for lunch.

Bey: Omg, Jay come her quick
Jay: *Yawning* Bey why are you awake at this time?Come back to bed baby
Bey: No im serious, have you seen the headline on the daily mail
Jay: What do you mean? *Scrambles out of bed and dashes to Bey* Have they finally got a story on us?
Bey: No, but I dont think Rihanna's going to be happy about this
Jay: * Grabs the paper from Beys hand and reads* Kanye wakes up at the Barbados Babes house*
Bey: Jay dont snatch! What does it say?
Jay: * Mumbling out bits of the text* The couple caught sneaking out of 40/40, umm Kanye seen leaving hers... and then some 'insider' close to Kanye has supposedly given all the details on their relationship to the paparazzi.
Bey: OMFG! Shawn Corey Carter, how could you?
Jay: What? This wasnt me
Bey: But.. Kanye told you all about their relationship last night and now the papers now. Mmmhm?
Jay: I swear on our marriage Bee, It was'nt me. Was it you? You dont like the girl.
Bey: Don't even try Shawn, i left the room, got changed and went to my mommas house
Jay: Well that new cleaner Claire was cleaning around here when we were talking and other then that , just the guards but they were outside. So i dunno.
Bey: Claire? Naa that hoe bailed on me this morning. She said she got a 'better offer' and resigned.
* Back at Rihannas*
Rihanna:*Walks to the door to answer it * Hello? *she said answering the door*
Clerk: Hey Miss Fenty, these have been sent for you. * Passes a huge bouqet over to her* Please sign here to confirm you have recieved them.
Rihanna: Sure.. *Signs the note and picks up the post and goes back inside*.
The Note Read: Hello my beautiful girlfriend, yesterday was amazing. Wanna join me for a candlelight dinner at mine tonight? Love you always- Kanye.xxxx
Rihanna: Aww, * Puts the bouquet down and lifts the daily mail and reads the heading*OMFG!!!!
Kanye: * Picking the phone up to Rihanna* Hey there my beautiful girlfriend, you get my present?
Rihanna: Mmhmm i got them.
Kanye: So you coming tonight then sexy?
Rihanna: No im not you fucking blabber mouth. I can't trust your ass. How much did they pay you to dish the dirt on me hey? I thought you were different. urrgh dont fucking call me again. Oh and FYI your dumped.
Kanye: Rihanna... * The line goes dead*
* Back at Jays*
Bey: Does Kanye know about this maybe you should tell him?
Jay: * His phone begins to ring* Thats him now Bee, imma take this
Bey: Ok Baby, im going to ring for another cleaner. Your mess is scaring away our Maids
Jay: Dont be silly Miss Carter, you have you fair share too. * He blows her a kiss and then answers phone*
Bey: * Leaving the room* HEHE
Jay: Hey bro listen...
Kanye: Omg, omgg what the hell has just happened?
Jay: Calm down.. dude listen
Kanye: Omfg Rihanna just gone mad at me and called me a blabber mouth and dumped me. Shes fucking dumped me and i dont know why. Wtf have i done? Have you said something? Has bee? OMGGG
Jay: Look have you seen the daily mail. Check it out yeah , theres a story on you . But listen..
Kanye: Wtf, il ring you back. * He cuts the phone*
Bey: *Walking in* Have you explained it to him?
Jay: I didnt get a chance but hes checking the newspaper now
Bey: You should have told him or he'll think its your fault.
Jay: When he rings me back, ill sort it.
Bey: Ok Baby well im taking a shower and doing my hair.
Jay: Ok gorgous, wanna go out today. I miss our little dates.
Bey: Ooh sure thing baby, where you wanna go?
Jay: Umm wanna get dinner at that new restaurant down town? I'll rent it out.
Bey: Sure baby, ill be ready. * They share a kiss before beyonce leaves to have a shower*
Jay: *Turning the game on tv, he sits back waiting for Kanye to ring him back. Its been about 10 minutes and suddenly theres a knock on the door. Jay open the door to find a fuming Kanye*
Kanye: Omg Jay im going to fucking kill you. * He throws a massive punch at Jay and tackles him*
Jay: Listen, it was'nt me. I swear brother.
Kanye* Stood above the laying Jay he begins to repeatedly punch him in the face* Your not my brother!
Jay: Kanye stop
Kanye: Not till i fucking kill you, you never wanted us to be together. I hate you!
Bey: * Runs in wrapped in a robe* Omg Kanye get off him. * She rings for security*
The security arrive immediately.
Bey: Omg get that bastard out of here* points to Kanye*
-Both guards just about get an angry Kanye off Jay and escort him out of the building.
Kanye: This is'nt over Jay, i'll get you back. Hard!
Jay: Fuck off Kanye, i'll talk to you when you've cooled off.
Bey: * Runs over to Jay* Omg baby you bleeding. Shall i ring an ambulance?
Jay: No bee, i dont want more commotion in the papers about this. Kanye already has all these stories in the paper , he doesnt need another.
Bey: But baby your bleeding, you might need stitches.* She helps jay up and takes him towards the couch*
Jay: Please Bey, respect my decision. Ill just take a shower and wash this blood off.
Bey: You sure baby. Are you feeling dizzy or sick. Shall i call a private doctor?
Jay: Baby ill be fine, trust me * He leaves to clean himself up*
Bey: * Rings Claire* Hey Claire, can you do a shift here today. I can't get anyone in till monday. Ill pay double?
Claire: * Laughing* Bee i wont need to clean another house in my life, im sorted.
Bey: Wait what? It was you was'nt it. Omfg you called the paparazzi and told them after you listened to their conversation. How much did they pay you bitch?
Claire: Believe what you want & remember all is fair in love and war. Cyaaa * She hangs up*
Bey: Omfg you cunt! * She speedily dials Kanye's number*
Kanye: Fuck off Bee, its between me and Jay
Bey: Don't disrespect me, i treat you like my brother. It wasnt fucking Jay it was Claire.
Kanye: Who the fuck is Claire, dont try and cover for Jay.
Bey: Look Kanye im not lying, shes our cleaner that was cleaning the room you and Jay where in. She got paid for the story and resigned the next day. I just rang her and i know its her.
Kanye: You sure?
Bey: Yes!
Kanye: Omfg, give me that bitches address. Imma get her killed. She has made made me lose the love of my life and made me fall out with my Brother big time.
Bey: Just fucking forget her. Ring Rihanna and sort this mess out.
Kanye: Im sorry for being rude Bee and everything thats happened but i dont have a chance with Rihanna. She wont answer my calls and she wont believe me. Can you ring her? Please Bee?
Bey: I'll see what i can do, but i suggest you apologize to Jay tomorrow first thing. * She hangs up*
Rihanna: Hello Bee * Answers the phone* What do you want, im kind of busy..?
Bey: Look Rihanna, it was'nt Kanye
Rihanna: I dont have time for this, bye Bee
Bey: I know who it was, listen to me
Rihanna: I dont believe Kanye and i bet her told you to say this. The whole fucking nation knows about the story. Im getting a tweet every fucking second!
Bey: It was our cleaner Claire, she told the papz when Kanye told Jay about it.
Rihanna: Pah, im supposed to be fucking pleased. He still told my private life to Jay, seriously?uurgh
Bey: Look he loves you so much , he didnt  know what to do and was just really getting advice of Jay.
Rihanna: I love him too, but im not going there again. Fuck knows how many people know. Its never going to work with the Papz all over us every second. Have you seen them all outside on my garden.Uurgh if he didnt open him mouth, maybe we would have lasted like you and Jay but now its not happenin
Bey: Ok Rihanna, well remember he still loves you and if he knew this was gonna happen he wouldnt have told Jay in the first place. It was a mistake and im sure you can start again.
Rihanna: I dont know what to do Bee * Begins to cry*
Bey: Look dont worry Riri, ill sort this ok. Byee
Rihanna: Bye
Jay: * walks in with his blue robe around him* Who was on the phone?
Bey: Rihanna
Jay: Why she ringing here?
Bey: Basically it was Claire who told the Papz
Jay: Omg, are you serious Bee. What a fucking cunt. I hope the money the Papz gave her bring her bad luck
Bey: Yeah so i told Kanye and he knows it was'nt you and i was telling Rihanna too.
Jay: Ok Bee, well glad he doesnt think its me. Is there any aspirin, my heads banging?
Bey: Aww ill get some now baby and Kanye should apologize to you if he knows what good for him
Jay: Haha and thanks baby. * Takes the aspirin*
Bey: Aww how you feeling?
Jay: I dunno, im sorry Bee but im not in the mood to go out later, but i promise ill make it up to you
Bey: Dont be silly baby, we'll just have a night in and ill order some Popeyes chicken
Jay: Hha sound good, im going to check my emails. I love you Bee
Bey: I love you Jay, your the best husband god could ask for.

its to big its to wide its to strong it wont fit (part8)

When we left of beyonce had an interview with jimmy fallon and kanye had invited rihanna to go out to the 40/40 club with him jay and bee where rihanna invited kanye back to her house
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.

Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe

Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*

When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy

If you leave me your outta your mind (part7 improved)

When we left off beyonce burnt the food and caused the firemen to arrive also she helped kanye get ready for his date with rihanna. It has been two days since kanye and rihanna went on their first date.
Kanye is at bee's and jays house talking with jay. Bee is in the bedroom getting ready for her interview with jimmy fallon.
Kanye: so shall I ring her?
Jay: well do you want to?
Kanye: um yeh
Jay: well ring her then
Kanye: and say what?
Jay: urhh hi rihanna how you been
Kanye: okay I'll ring her later
Jay: no ring her now I wanna hear this shit
Kanye: right *dials rihannas*L.
Jay: she pickin up ?
Kanye: it's still ringingl
Rihanna: hey, whose this?
Kanye: hi rih it's kanye
Rihanna: oh hey kanye you okay?
Kanye: yeh I'm good jus wondering why I haven't spoken to you in ages
Rihanna: it's been 2 days
Kanye: seems longer
Rihanna: um okay *laughs*
Kanye: so rih what you doin tonight?
Rihanna: I was goin with some friends but I could cancel, why what you wanna do?
Kanye: well we could go to 40/40 with bee and Jay after her interview
Rihanna: um bee don't like me
Kanye: well Jay does and so do I
Rihanna: it might be awkward
Kanye: you'll be with me
Rihanna: okay, so what time ?
Kanye: um I'll pick up around 9
Rihanna: okay bye
Kanye: bye baby
He hangs up the phone and jayz is looking at him.
Jay: um kanye what the fuck did you jus do
Kanye: invite rih out init
Jay: you know bee don't like her
Kanye: well she can get to like her, she's gonna be my girl and their gonna be seeing each other
Jay: well if she starts its on you I can't take bee when she's mad
Kanye: right I'll tell after her interview
Jay: you coming
Kanye: yeh she asked me to come
When bee is ready they all get driven to the show, Jay and kanye go and get in their seats and bee is directed to her dressing room.
Makeup artist: so what look you wanna go for today bee?
Bee: I was thinking kind of natural looking, my dress is bright so I don't want bright makeup.
Makeup artist: okay * begins on bees makeup*
hair stylist: so you want it up or out?
Bee: um out
The hairstylist begins on bee's hair as jimmy fallon walks in to meet bee before the interview.
Jimmy: hey beyonce nice to meet you * shakes her hand*
Bee: hi jmmy you too, so ihope your not gonna be asking me no intense questions * laughs*
Jimmy: of course not * laughs* okay so I'm gonna go get ready bye for now
Bee: bye
When bee is readybshe is directed to the back of the stage and waits until jimmy introduces her.
Jimmy: and welcome the biggest star their is now beyonce Knowles
Bee: * walks on waving at the the audience * hey guys , hi jimmy
Jimmy: so bee how you been ?
Bee: I've been good
Jimmy: how's Jay and the family?
Bee: their good
Jimmy: so beyonce you took a year off
Bee: I did, my momma had been telling me to take some time of for quite some time and I jus thought it was the right time.
Jimmy: so what did you do in that time ?
Bee: um I jus did normal things like picking my nephew up from school, learning how to cook and I also went to some amazing places that I've been to lots of times on tour but never got to see like I visited the great wall of china and I actually went on a slide down it, it was amazing.
Jimmy: sounds amazing, so did youbspend anytime with Jay on your vacation?
Bee* laughs* um yeh
Jimmy: I heard you said that you want to be pregnant by 30 is that true.
Bee: well I did say that but that was a long time ago when I thought 30 was old haha I'll have kids when the times right
Jimmy: beyonce when is the time going to be right all your fans have been waiting so long, come in bee we jus want to see some mini beyonce's and jay's running around.
bee: * laughing and looking at Jay in the audience* I don't know I'm gonna let god decide
Jimmy: okay bee, can I call you bee?
Bee: of course
When bee's interview is finished they leave to go pick up rihanna.
Bee: you know guys we are going the wrong way if we're going to 40/40
Jay looks at kanye.
Jay: you haven't told her?
Kanye: didn't have time
Bee: told me what?
Kanye: um rihannas coming
Bee: You can't be serious, orite whatever
Jay: Your cool with that?
Bee: Look if Kanye and her are getting serious , im going to have to get used to seeing her
Jay: Ok Then * Pullin Up at Rihannas House*
Kanye: Here i go then * He walks up Rihannas driveway and knocks on the door*
Rihanna: * Opening the door* Oh Hey Kay
Kanye: Hey.... you look gorgous, wow
Rihanna: Sshh hahaa, shall we go?
Kanye: * Mesmerized by Rihanna Beauty* Yeah.. , umm this way * Thye sit in the car*
- They all arrive at 40/40 and head towards the VIP lounge
Jay: We' get the drinks in * heads towards the bar with Beyonce*
Bey: * With Jay at the Bar* Do you think they suit?
Jay: I dunno, but Kay really likes her so im going to back him on this one
Bey: Aww, ahha ive never seen Kanye trip over a girl so much before. I guess he like Riri over Amber
- Back at the table
Rih: Oh i love this song
Kanye: Wanna Dance?
Rih: Sure, * They head towards the dance floor and start dancing*
Kanye: * After a while* So what did you think of date number two?
Rih: it's great, It would have been better if it was just the two of us though
Kanye: oh yeah?
Rih: yeah * she laughs* wanna come back to mine for a bit?...

I'm gone take it to the moon take it to the stars (part6)

When we left of beyonce had gone to her mums for dinner to sort all the arguements out, but they all ended up arguing again and beyonce sacked Matthew as her manager also rihanna and kanye showed their feelings for one another in the studio.
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*

Who run this mother? (part 5)

In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...

*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?

I miss you like everyday (part4)

When we left off Beyonce had come out of hospital and mama tina had invited everyone to dinner including Jay, Jay had brought Beyonce some presents and explained his feelings about her and beyonce had taken him back.
It has been 3 weeks now and the whole cheating situation seems to have been put to the back of everyone's minds bey and Jay are back living together and everything is good between them.
Jay is in the kitchen making Beyonce breakfast in bed.
Bee: *shouting from the bedroom* JAYYYY WHERE'S MY FOOD AT ?
Jay: it's coming baby *carrying the food into the bedroom*
Bee: thank you baby
Jay: anything for you beautiful *kisses Beyonce on the forehead* I should be leaving now baby
Bee: where you goin?
Jay: I told you Im going to the studio with kanye
Bee: you 2 friends again ?
Jay: friends? *laughs*
Bee: okay brothers whatever Jay
Jay: you are so lame sometimes babe anyway love you bye
Bee: psshhh bye
Jay: you missed out 3 words
Bee: *puts on a sarcastic tone* I did?
Jay: yup *starts to tickle bees sides* know what are those words bee?
Bee: * laughing trying to get the words out* okay ohohkay. I love you
Jay: good girl *he kisses bee on the lips* bye baby * he walks towards the door*
Bee: bye Jay *she finishes eating her breakfast and then takes a shower*
Bees phone starts ringing bee grabs her towel and runs to it
Bee: hey angie
Angie: hey bee you ready I'm on my way
Bee: umm nearly and why you coming here?
Angie: you have a photoshoot for playboy your dad didnt tell you ?
Bee: *laughs* yeh sure i do angie
Angie: *confused* um bee you do
Bee: *shouts down the phone* WHAT NO WAY AM I FUCKING DOIN PLAYBOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY DAD BOOK ME FOR THAT SHIT I SWEAR ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS FUCKING 20% IM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OF FOR PLAYBOY NO WAY
angie: but it's booked
Bee: well then you better unhook it
Angie: wait I'll ring your dad know and see what we can do
Bee: you can cancel it that's what you can do *she hangs up the phone*
Bee is fuming at her dad for booking a photoshoot at playboy for her and she just needs to express her feelings to someone but she doesn't want to distract Jay at the studio, she rings solange.
Bee:* on the phone to solange * can you believe it though? How would he even want his daughter doing play boy I now it's all about the money with him and not my feelings
Solange: I know bee he's a fuckin dick for doing that I don't care if he's are dad well he should fucking act like one wait till I tell mum
Bey:* her other phone starts to ring* I have to go solo i think this is dad love you bye
Solange: okay bey bey love you too *she hangs up the phone*
Bee:* answers the phone* dad what the fuck
Matthew: I'm sorry bee but the money they offered was out of this world can't you just rethink it?
Bee: are you fuckin serious dad is that all the care about the money? Why would you want your daughter to pose for playboy?
Matthew: course not and they said it would be classy
Bee: yes it is and classy fuckin classy ill still be fuckin naked dad I'm not doing it so fuck you
Matthew: right beyonce swear at me one more time and I
Bee: and you what ? And you what ? Dad ummm speak up I swear you've gone to far this time
Matthew: okay I made a mistake I'm sorry I'll make it up to you I swear
Bee: yeh you fuckin will *she hangs up the phone*
Now beyonce has a free day and she decides to go and see what Jay is doing in the studio.
Bee:*gets in the car and tells the driver to take her to the studio* so can you pick me back up in about 3 hours and then you can take me to the mall I deserve some new shoes after all that drama
Driver: sure maam
Bee: oh don't call me that it makes me sound old call me bee
Driver: um okay miss bee
Bee: no * laughs* jus bee
Driver:*laughing with bee* okay bee
Bee: good boy okay remember 3 hours then to the mall bye
Driver: got it bye bee
Jay: I don't know if it's such a good idea this what if bee comes in and sees rihanna in here she will go off on one
Kanye: shush rihanna might here you
Jay: you cant hear threw the singing booth you dumb shit
Kanye: well you owe me man rihannas doing it and bee isn't jus gonna turn up she's got work
Jay: i gue....
Bee walks in the room interrupting Jays sentence
Bee: hey guys
Jay: * nervously * hey bee what you dojn here?
Bey: can't I ....
Producer: * interupts bee starts talking through the mic to rihanna* okay rihanna one more time
Bee: what did he say?
Jay: he said okay it's raining we're running outta time
bee: do you think I'm stupid for 1 its sunny outside and for 2 he said rihanna is rihanna here Jay?
Jay: um don't know ?
Bee:how can you not fucking now
The producer tells everyone to be quiet and rihanna pops up from where she must of been tying her shoe laces and starts singing threw the mic, beyonce looks at Jay and Jay tries to loose contact with her but bey jus keeps staring. Rihanna stops singing and comes out the booth
Jay: kanye wanted her to be on the track
Bee: did he know
Jay: yeh bee please believe me
Bee: I do
Jay: you do
Bee: yeh but I just don't understand something
Jay: what ?
Bee: out of all the women in the music industry why her ?
Jay: I don't know ? He jus wanted her
Bee: well I'm not about to let her ruin things between us again so I'm gonna go before I rip that period of her head bye everyone
Jay: okay bye bee love you
Bey: um * walks out the door*
Bey rings her driver her to come pick her up she just wants to go shopping and take her mind of everything that has went on.
Beyonce jus goes to the mall with her security guard and forgets about playboy and rihanna and Jay. People are crowding around and asking for autographs and pictures.
Bee: okay guys calm down
Fans: beyonce I love you , can. Have an autograph, beyond can I have a picture please.
After taking pictures with most of her fans beyonce can finally go and shop but there are still fans in the store and it is getting a little too much for bee she decides to jus go home and shop online.when Jay gets home bee is sat watching tele.
Jay: hey bee
Bee: hey
Jay: what's up?
Bee: alot
Jay:*sits down next to her* tell me what's up beautiful
Bee: well first of all I get a phone call in the morning saying I've got a photoshoot
Jay: um okay and ...
Bee: it was for fuckin playboy my dad booked me for playboy
Jay: what you didnt fuckin do it did you ?
Bee: of course I didn't fuckin do it thats why I came down to the studio cuz I had a free day and then I see that red headed hoe
Jay: rihanna
Bee: no the women at the desk yes fuckin rihanna
Jay: she was their for work and you said you wouldn't let it bother you
Bee: so fuckin what Jay I already had my dad being stupid I didn't need to come there and see rihanna up in your face
Jay: bee she wasnt
Bee: whatever anywa I don't even care my dad jus pissed me off so much
Jay: I know he's fuckin outta order I'm gonna ring him
Bee: your telling me and yeh ring him I want you to shout at him he deserves it.
Jay:*on the phone to Matthew* why would you want your own daughter to do playboy you sick bastard
Matthew: right I'm sick of you and beyonce showing me no respect
Jay: you have to earn respect and booking playboy shoots for your daughter no matter how much money is not earning respect are you fuckin stupid that's my fuckin wife and your tryin to make her do naked shoots
Matthew: it was going to be a classy shoot
Jay: how can you even say that why would you want your daughter naked in a magazine that's some sick shit man
Matthew: I didn't but the money was to good to turn down
Jay: oh so it doesn't matter about your daughter along as you get you 20%
Matthew: I never said that
Bey takes the phone of Jay
Bee: you didnt have to everyone knows your jus greedy for money bye dad *she hangs up the phone*
Jay: fuck him man
Bee: he's my dad
Jay: what kind of dad does what he just did
Bee: I suppose
They both sit down and watch tele until they feel thereselfs falling asleep and then they drag themselves up to bed the next morning beyonces mum has invited everyone over to dinner to sort out the arguments.

All i need in this life of sin, is my and my boyfriend (part 3)

After the fatal car accident that beyonce was in she was rushed to the emergency room and has just come into consciousness. Mathew Knowles, Mama Tina, Solange, Julez and JayZ are surrounding her bed. They are all very upset and the press are roaming the hospital.

Beyonce begins to open her eyes
Julez: Aunty Bee! Aunty Bee! Your alive! * he rushes to her*
All the teary eyed relatives turn towards beyonce
Bey: Yeh sweetheart, course i am . Wont get rid of me that easily.
Tina: Oh sweetheart, i was so worried
Bey: Why what happened? why am i here? What are y'all doing here? Jay?...
Tina: Baby, you were in a car accident. * Turns to solange* Go tell the doctor shes awake.
Solange: Ok mama *exits*
Jay: Bee, im so sorry. Ive been such an idiot and ive missed you so much. I dont know what id do if i lost you. You are the other half of me, you complete me. Your my wife and i love you to bits, please can we try again? *begins to cry*
Bey: Look im tired and in a vunreble state right now. When im out of this place we'll sort it out together.
Doctor Enters Room
Doctor: Good evening everybody. I am sorry however but visiting time is over for now and im going to have to ask you all to leave.*Turns to Beyonce* When the test results come through tomorrow, we can see if we can discharge you and you may be able to go home tomorrow.
Everyone says their goodbyes and leaves the hospital, the next morning beyonce is discharged from the hospital and her dad comes to pick her up.
Matthew: Bee what was you playin at you know you shouldn't of been driving in the state you was in.
Bey: Dad don't start lecturing me im sorry for scaring y'all but im not in a good place right now and cant be doing with you stressing *turns up the music *
Matthew: Fine
They drive to her mums house.
Mama tina: Solange tidy up the lounge before Bee gets here
Solange: Aw but mum..

Mama tina: I wont tell you again
Solange: *mutters under her breath* Why dont you do it?
Mama tina: Did you say something solange?
Solange: No mama
Solange begins to tidy the lounge when Bee and her dad arrive
Solange: Hey bee
Bey: Hey solo
Solange: You feeling alright, sit down, you wanna drink, something to eat?
Bey: Solo im not disabled im fine just a bit bruised thats all, wheres my baby?
Solange: *shouts julez* Julez aunty bee's here
Julez: *running down the stairs* Auntie Bee
Bey: Hey baby, i missed you
Julez: i missed you too, are you okay grandma said you had a car crash
Bey: yeh honey but im good know
Julez: good i dont want my auntie bey to be ill
Bey: aw love you baby
Julez: and i love you too auntie *runs into the kitchen where tina is making dinner*
The Doorbell Rings and Solange goes to get it.
Solange: What do you want?
Jay:*Carrying a massive bouqet and a small wrapped present*. Ive come to see my wife..
Solange: Let me see if she's ready to see you
Tina: Is that Jay? Yeah, i invited him for dinner. Its time he sorted this out with Beyonce. You only live once.
Solange: Umm yeah.. and ok mama ill let him in.
They all eat dinner together. Solange then takes Julez to bed and Mama Tina clears the table and goes in the kitchen to clear away the things. JayZ and Beyonce are alone in the room.
Jay: I got you these. * Passes gifts to Bee*. There your favourite white lilies.
Bey: Lilies are a sign of dishonesty but umm thanks i guess.
Jay: Look Bee, i cant do this. I dont think i can live another day without you. I havent slept for weeks and when i turned up at the house that night, well ive never regretted something that much in my life. Seeing you like this all bandaged up , its all my fault. Im so sorry, i love you. Please Bee you mean so much to me, your the best thing i ever had...
Bey: Oh Jay, I love you *She hugs him*

On to the next one..(part 2)

When we left off Beyonce found out about Jay z cheating with Rihanna and went berserk. The couple haven't been speaking for 2 weeks, Jay z has been staying at a hotel and Beyonce is thinking about a divorce..

Bey: *phone rings* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bey have you seen Jay I can't get hold of him on his cell
Bey: no
Kanye: okay what's up with use two anyway why's Jay in a hotel
Bey: he hasn't told you, that dick cheated on me
Kanye: no.. What the fuck who with ?
Bey: that red headed hoe rihanna
Kanye: What? right imma try call him now
Bey: okay bye
Kanye: bye bee *hangs up the phone and rings Jay*
Jay: hey bro
Kanye: yo what's this I hear about you cheating on bey, you know how lucky you are to have that girl
Jay: I no bro it was once and I was drunk
Kanye: and with rihanna you know I liked her man
Jay: I no I'm sorry I didn't kno what I was doing
Kanye: don't play that game, it's meant be bros before hoes man
Jay: look I'm sorry brother
Kanye: we ain't brothers * hangs up the phone*
Jay grabs the bottle of champagne from the side and downs it in one then heads out to the
40/40 club. Jay has got pretty wasted and tells his driver to take him home
Jay: *banging on the door* beyonce let me in
Bey: what the fuck you doin at my house
Jay: saying hi to my beautiful wifey
Bey: right you said it now go away. Go back to your hoe!
Jay: rihanna?
Bey: I dont know. Which one is it this time Jay?
* Drunken Jay begins to get angry*
Jay: maybe I fucking will, she's better than you in bed anyway. We had a great time..
*bey interrupts*: just fucking sober up and grow up!
*beyonce slams the door and the driver takes Jay back to the hotel
Bey: fucking prick!*starts crying*
Beyonce grabs her car keys and storms out of the house
Bey:* phones her mum crying * mum
Mama Tina: hey bey what's up where are you
Bey: I'm in the car coming over there, Jay cheated on me mum
Mama Tina: whattt wait till I see that boy im gonna give him a piece of my mind
Bey: * starts crying harder* why does this always happen to me mum
Mama Tina: oh baby don't cry
*the storm is getting worse outside*
Bey: ok mama I'll speak to you when I get There, love you
Mama Tina: love you too sweet
A jeep comes out of nowhere in front of the car and because she is going so fast and the roads slippery both cars collide and let out a huge *BANG!*...

Me and my boo and my boo boo ride it...

Beyonce: hollaa
Jay: *laughs* holla bey, missed you
Bey: missed you to babe
Jay: how was the tour?
Bey: cool but would of been better if you was there.
Jay: I'm sorry you know I would of came if I could * kisses bey on the forehead and takes her luggage to the car *
AT HOME LATER THAT EVENING
Bey: *yawns* um Jay I'm tired it's been a long day can you make me a bath
Jay: sure thing beautiful
Jay goes to make beys bath while bey waits she goes to bring her bags to their room.
Beyonce puts her bags on the floor and noticed a red fabric near the bed post..
Bey: *holding up some red laced knickers* what the fuck is this, oh no it isn't!
..*shouts* JAYYYY!!!! GET OVER HERE NOWW!!
Jay: *walks into the room* yeah honey bee, is there a problem?
Bey: I think there is. Which fuckin hoe owns these?*puts the knickers on display*
Jay: *laughs nervously* There yours aren't they?
Bey: bitch don't play! These ain't mine I GOT CLASS AND I GOT ASS and baby these are like size 2.
Jay: I think the jet lags getting to you bee. Your baths ready..
Bey: *interrupting him* don't tell me what to do, you've got 10 seconds to tell me whose these belong to or you can get your black ass out my house
Jay: Bee don't start, I told you there yours
Bey: fuck you bitch, I told you they aren't mine. So who's are they hmmm? That period head rihanna, that hoe Kim? Or maybe that big ass bitch minaj?? I want an answer or I swear Jay..
Jay: *interrupts bey* I only got eyes for one woman bee
Bey: get the fuck outta my house *heads towards the door*
*Jay grabs beys arm*
Jay: stop being stupid , I'm not lying
Bey: boy I don't know who you touching, but unless you want that dick chopped off I suggest you get the fuck outta my face!
Jay: ok fine it was only the once, I was drunk..
Bey: with which bitch ass hoe?
Jay: *Mutters under his breath* rihanna..
Bey: I knew it would be that period headed hoe I swear I'm gonna rip that ketchup wig off her head.
Jay: don't do anything stupid
Bey: what like you did? And what you still doing in my house get the fuck out
Jay: it's my house too
Bey: not after I've filed these divorce papers, I ain't having you fucking different hoes in my bedy everytime I leave the house
Jay: it wasn't like that I told you it was jus the once and I was drunk
Bey: do you think I care, your lucky to have me you big lip ugly bastard I swear if don't get my house I'm gonna knock you the fuck out
Jay: hoe don't act all innocent I know what you've been doing on tour
Bey: oh no don't try and turn this round on me unless you want a louboutin wedged in your skull...