You know im gonna right to the chase? (part 9)

In the previous episode Kanye wakes up with Rihanna and after giving Jay all the gossip he takes Rihanna for lunch. Meanwhile Jay tries to pursuade Beyonce to be nice to Rihanna and take her for lunch.

Bey: Omg, Jay come her quick
Jay: *Yawning* Bey why are you awake at this time?Come back to bed baby
Bey: No im serious, have you seen the headline on the daily mail
Jay: What do you mean? *Scrambles out of bed and dashes to Bey* Have they finally got a story on us?
Bey: No, but I dont think Rihanna's going to be happy about this
Jay: * Grabs the paper from Beys hand and reads* Kanye wakes up at the Barbados Babes house*
Bey: Jay dont snatch! What does it say?
Jay: * Mumbling out bits of the text* The couple caught sneaking out of 40/40, umm Kanye seen leaving hers... and then some 'insider' close to Kanye has supposedly given all the details on their relationship to the paparazzi.
Bey: OMFG! Shawn Corey Carter, how could you?
Jay: What? This wasnt me
Bey: But.. Kanye told you all about their relationship last night and now the papers now. Mmmhm?
Jay: I swear on our marriage Bee, It was'nt me. Was it you? You dont like the girl.
Bey: Don't even try Shawn, i left the room, got changed and went to my mommas house
Jay: Well that new cleaner Claire was cleaning around here when we were talking and other then that , just the guards but they were outside. So i dunno.
Bey: Claire? Naa that hoe bailed on me this morning. She said she got a 'better offer' and resigned.
* Back at Rihannas*
Rihanna:*Walks to the door to answer it * Hello? *she said answering the door*
Clerk: Hey Miss Fenty, these have been sent for you. * Passes a huge bouqet over to her* Please sign here to confirm you have recieved them.
Rihanna: Sure.. *Signs the note and picks up the post and goes back inside*.
The Note Read: Hello my beautiful girlfriend, yesterday was amazing. Wanna join me for a candlelight dinner at mine tonight? Love you always- Kanye.xxxx
Rihanna: Aww, * Puts the bouquet down and lifts the daily mail and reads the heading*OMFG!!!!
Kanye: * Picking the phone up to Rihanna* Hey there my beautiful girlfriend, you get my present?
Rihanna: Mmhmm i got them.
Kanye: So you coming tonight then sexy?
Rihanna: No im not you fucking blabber mouth. I can't trust your ass. How much did they pay you to dish the dirt on me hey? I thought you were different. urrgh dont fucking call me again. Oh and FYI your dumped.
Kanye: Rihanna... * The line goes dead*
* Back at Jays*
Bey: Does Kanye know about this maybe you should tell him?
Jay: * His phone begins to ring* Thats him now Bee, imma take this
Bey: Ok Baby, im going to ring for another cleaner. Your mess is scaring away our Maids
Jay: Dont be silly Miss Carter, you have you fair share too. * He blows her a kiss and then answers phone*
Bey: * Leaving the room* HEHE
Jay: Hey bro listen...
Kanye: Omg, omgg what the hell has just happened?
Jay: Calm down.. dude listen
Kanye: Omfg Rihanna just gone mad at me and called me a blabber mouth and dumped me. Shes fucking dumped me and i dont know why. Wtf have i done? Have you said something? Has bee? OMGGG
Jay: Look have you seen the daily mail. Check it out yeah , theres a story on you . But listen..
Kanye: Wtf, il ring you back. * He cuts the phone*
Bey: *Walking in* Have you explained it to him?
Jay: I didnt get a chance but hes checking the newspaper now
Bey: You should have told him or he'll think its your fault.
Jay: When he rings me back, ill sort it.
Bey: Ok Baby well im taking a shower and doing my hair.
Jay: Ok gorgous, wanna go out today. I miss our little dates.
Bey: Ooh sure thing baby, where you wanna go?
Jay: Umm wanna get dinner at that new restaurant down town? I'll rent it out.
Bey: Sure baby, ill be ready. * They share a kiss before beyonce leaves to have a shower*
Jay: *Turning the game on tv, he sits back waiting for Kanye to ring him back. Its been about 10 minutes and suddenly theres a knock on the door. Jay open the door to find a fuming Kanye*
Kanye: Omg Jay im going to fucking kill you. * He throws a massive punch at Jay and tackles him*
Jay: Listen, it was'nt me. I swear brother.
Kanye* Stood above the laying Jay he begins to repeatedly punch him in the face* Your not my brother!
Jay: Kanye stop
Kanye: Not till i fucking kill you, you never wanted us to be together. I hate you!
Bey: * Runs in wrapped in a robe* Omg Kanye get off him. * She rings for security*
The security arrive immediately.
Bey: Omg get that bastard out of here* points to Kanye*
-Both guards just about get an angry Kanye off Jay and escort him out of the building.
Kanye: This is'nt over Jay, i'll get you back. Hard!
Jay: Fuck off Kanye, i'll talk to you when you've cooled off.
Bey: * Runs over to Jay* Omg baby you bleeding. Shall i ring an ambulance?
Jay: No bee, i dont want more commotion in the papers about this. Kanye already has all these stories in the paper , he doesnt need another.
Bey: But baby your bleeding, you might need stitches.* She helps jay up and takes him towards the couch*
Jay: Please Bey, respect my decision. Ill just take a shower and wash this blood off.
Bey: You sure baby. Are you feeling dizzy or sick. Shall i call a private doctor?
Jay: Baby ill be fine, trust me * He leaves to clean himself up*
Bey: * Rings Claire* Hey Claire, can you do a shift here today. I can't get anyone in till monday. Ill pay double?
Claire: * Laughing* Bee i wont need to clean another house in my life, im sorted.
Bey: Wait what? It was you was'nt it. Omfg you called the paparazzi and told them after you listened to their conversation. How much did they pay you bitch?
Claire: Believe what you want & remember all is fair in love and war. Cyaaa * She hangs up*
Bey: Omfg you cunt! * She speedily dials Kanye's number*
Kanye: Fuck off Bee, its between me and Jay
Bey: Don't disrespect me, i treat you like my brother. It wasnt fucking Jay it was Claire.
Kanye: Who the fuck is Claire, dont try and cover for Jay.
Bey: Look Kanye im not lying, shes our cleaner that was cleaning the room you and Jay where in. She got paid for the story and resigned the next day. I just rang her and i know its her.
Kanye: You sure?
Bey: Yes!
Kanye: Omfg, give me that bitches address. Imma get her killed. She has made made me lose the love of my life and made me fall out with my Brother big time.
Bey: Just fucking forget her. Ring Rihanna and sort this mess out.
Kanye: Im sorry for being rude Bee and everything thats happened but i dont have a chance with Rihanna. She wont answer my calls and she wont believe me. Can you ring her? Please Bee?
Bey: I'll see what i can do, but i suggest you apologize to Jay tomorrow first thing. * She hangs up*
Rihanna: Hello Bee * Answers the phone* What do you want, im kind of busy..?
Bey: Look Rihanna, it was'nt Kanye
Rihanna: I dont have time for this, bye Bee
Bey: I know who it was, listen to me
Rihanna: I dont believe Kanye and i bet her told you to say this. The whole fucking nation knows about the story. Im getting a tweet every fucking second!
Bey: It was our cleaner Claire, she told the papz when Kanye told Jay about it.
Rihanna: Pah, im supposed to be fucking pleased. He still told my private life to Jay, seriously?uurgh
Bey: Look he loves you so much , he didnt  know what to do and was just really getting advice of Jay.
Rihanna: I love him too, but im not going there again. Fuck knows how many people know. Its never going to work with the Papz all over us every second. Have you seen them all outside on my garden.Uurgh if he didnt open him mouth, maybe we would have lasted like you and Jay but now its not happenin
Bey: Ok Rihanna, well remember he still loves you and if he knew this was gonna happen he wouldnt have told Jay in the first place. It was a mistake and im sure you can start again.
Rihanna: I dont know what to do Bee * Begins to cry*
Bey: Look dont worry Riri, ill sort this ok. Byee
Rihanna: Bye
Jay: * walks in with his blue robe around him* Who was on the phone?
Bey: Rihanna
Jay: Why she ringing here?
Bey: Basically it was Claire who told the Papz
Jay: Omg, are you serious Bee. What a fucking cunt. I hope the money the Papz gave her bring her bad luck
Bey: Yeah so i told Kanye and he knows it was'nt you and i was telling Rihanna too.
Jay: Ok Bee, well glad he doesnt think its me. Is there any aspirin, my heads banging?
Bey: Aww ill get some now baby and Kanye should apologize to you if he knows what good for him
Jay: Haha and thanks baby. * Takes the aspirin*
Bey: Aww how you feeling?
Jay: I dunno, im sorry Bee but im not in the mood to go out later, but i promise ill make it up to you
Bey: Dont be silly baby, we'll just have a night in and ill order some Popeyes chicken
Jay: Hha sound good, im going to check my emails. I love you Bee
Bey: I love you Jay, your the best husband god could ask for.