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Saturday, 10 September 2011

I want you to feel the love growing inside of me..(part 21)

In the last post beyonce and rihanna find kanye in a state again and kanye tries to get back with rihanna but she says she wants to stay single . Beyonce and rihanna get hammered again.

Beyonce: omigoodness I think I'm gonna.. *runs to the bathroom*
Rihanna: what the beyonce? I'm going back to bed
Beyonce: text Jay *bleugh* on my*bleugh* phone to *err* pick me * blleeeeugh*
RIhanna: ok..

15 mins later..
Jay: * knocks on door*
RIhanna: TAlia(the housekeeper) get the door!!!
TAlia: ok *opens door* hello sir, can I help you?
Jay: yeah is beyonce here
TAlia: yeah she's upstairs
Jay: thanks.*goes upstairs and finds beyonce groaning and throwing up in the bathroom
Bey: babe.. Take me home
Jay: beyonce I'm serious you need to stop getting hammered. *glares at rihanna* and your no help making her in this state
Rih: have some fun grandpa , you know where the door is
Jay: you do realise my company manages you?
Rih: were not at work, I'm going bed
Jay: urrgh, come on bey

At home
Jay: doctor smith is on his way
Bey: urgh I haven't thrown up as much as this morning but my heads still banging *goes to kiss
Jay : I dont think so hahA
Bey: jaay, urgh hHHah I hate being I'll I can't even kiss my man
Jay: well if you didn't get so drunk..
Bey: I don't know, I've never thrown up this much after getting drunk
Jay: well the doctor will tell us now
* ding dong *
Jay: oh hello dr smith * shakes his hand* come in
Bey: oh hi doctor
Smith: oh hello mrs carter , how are you today? What seems to be the matter?
Bey: I've just been throwing up a lot this morning
Jay: see she drank a lot last night..
Bey: Jay!
Smith: ha well tell me all your symptoms mrs carter
Bey and the doctor talk for w while and the doctor check beyonce and does s few tests before handing her a white wand
Bey: urn doctor what is this?
Smith: it's a pregnant test
Jay: what..
Bey: no doctor I'm not pregnant, I can't..
Smith: well thats what it seems. Anyway take this test it should only take 15 mins and call me if you need me. Take some paractemol and don't drink or smoke
Bey: I don't smoke..
Smith: bye mr&mrs carter
Bey&jay: bye doctor
Jay: how? What ? Your pregnant ?
Bey: no don't be silly Jay I can't be
Jay: well do the test
Bey: no point
Jay: yes there is because we can rule it out
Bey: fine* walks to the bathroom and returns 15 mins later* Herr you go Jay
Jay: what does it say
Bey: I don't know, you check it
Jay: ok * reads the test* beyonce giselle Knowles carter! Your PREGNANT!!
Bey: what omg Jay!!! Were gonna be parents!!!
Jay: I know omg * hugs beyonce and kisses her a thousand times
Bey: haha Jay! We need to tell the others
Jay: I know it's going to be so exciting..
Bey: how are we going to tell them?

Monday, 8 August 2011

Who run this mother? (part 5)

In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...

*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?