Showing posts with label jayonce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jayonce. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Can you walk and talk at the same time now? (part 18)

In the last blog we had a lot of DRAMA!Kanye found Rihanna in a state and rushes her to hospital where sadly she loses her baby. Jay Z has messed up big time and everyone is pissed off with him. Its now the day after.

Jay: Morning love * Carrying a tray full of waffles, bacon, eggs, orane juice and a flower*
Bey: Wth Jay, get out of my room
Jay: Urmm Bee I made you breakfast and this is our bedroom ...
Bey: * Interrupting Jay* Na you fucking get out of my house as well, dont even know why i let you stay in the guest room last night.
Jay: Baby listen * Puts tray on bed* We need to talk, urrm about last nigh...
Bey: * Interrupting again* Of course babe, well talk after you fix Kanye's heart and bring Rihannas baby back and urrm wait aint that yo baby too? My bad.
Jay: Bey dont be like that and we dont know for definate, it was just a chance.
Bey: Are you done? Close the door on your way out..
Jay: Bey..
Bey: Dont piss me off anymore cos i swear...
Jay* Leaves the room but leaves the breakfast on the bed*
Bey: * Takes a shower, gets dressed, does her makeup and heads towards the front door*
Jay: Hey Bee, umm where are you going?
Bey: I know your ass aint talkin to me?* With that she left*
Béy: She drove around the corner and burst into tears, she didnt want to cry near jay because that would make her vunreable and she wasnt going to forgive him that easily! She decided to drive down to Kanye's
Kanye: * Opening the door* Oh Bee this is'nt a good time..
Bey: Kanye you need to sort yourself out! * She walks past him to see about 10 bottle of alcahol scattered around the living room which was a mess* What the hell kanye?
Kanye: Go away Bee, Your my sister and everything so i dont want you to see me in this state..
Bey: Right were cleaning this mess out right now
Kanye: Ill just get a cleaner or something..
Bey: * interrupting him* Kanye!
Kanye: * Knowing she was serious he went and got a bin bag and returned* Ok fine lets clean
Bey: Good it should be therapautic
Kanye: Lmao Bee you make me laugh, i think music will be theraputic. * He switches on the stereo and blasts the volume high*
They laugh and dance around. They then clean up the whole room whilst singing and laughing to the music.
Bey: Hha yay were finally done
Kanye: Bee got some skillss with the cleaning like a lady
Bey: omg Kanye dont be sexist! * She frowns jokily*
Kanye: Im only messing with you, come here! * He grabs Beyonce from her waist and begans tickling her until she falls on the sofa, he then gets on top of her still tickling her*
Bey: AHAHAH OMG STOPPP KANYE HAHA
Kanye: *He suddenly begans to kiss Beyonce on the lips and she returns the favour,
* The thing was Jay had followed Bee and had watched the whole thing. He could'nt bare to see them kissing any longer and drove off angrily*
-They kiss for about 5 minutes and then they both break free*
Bey: No Kanye you know this is'nt what we want, i still love Jay deep down and you still love Rihanna
Kanye: Omg what was i thinking, im so sorry Bee! I hope this does'nt ruin things between us
Bey: Course it wont, come here silly * She gives him a hug* No more drinking you okay?
Kanye: hehe okay, today was good. Thanks Bee.
Bey: No problem, cyaa (:
Kanye: Bye
Bey: * Driving back to her home thinking to herself* i miss those times with Jay, infact i really miss him. Maybe i should just give him a chance and sort this out
Bey: * Walking into her house* Jay , Jay?
*Silence*

SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST? I WILL MAKE A LONGER ONE NEXT TIME I PROMISE. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN? WHERE HAS JAY GONE?...

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Scared and Lonely (Part 17)

In the last post Jay Z finds out that Rihanna is pregnant and is angry. He fears it might be his and he does'nt want to cause any problems for him and Beyonce. He yells at Rihanna and later on Rihanna goes to Kanye's for a 'surprise'. Kanye rushes into things and proposes to Rihanna who declines he offer and leaves the house without a valid reason. We continue from then..

Kanye: WTFF?
Rih: * Gets out of the car and runs inside, to her room and locks the door*
Bey: * At this point Bey has returned home* Rihanna? You okay. * She knocks on her door*
Rih: No offence Bee but can you fuck off and leave me alone
Bey: What the hell just happened? Why are you back from Kays so early
Rih: Becos.. Wait how the fuck do you know i went there?
Bey: Urrm..
Rih: GET ON WITH IT!
Bey: Well he was asking me about the proposal and i was like go through with it cos i thought you liked him..
Rih: Well i dont want to marry him and i wont so fuck off back to Mr Perfect Carter
Bey: Rihanna look girl talk to me when youve calmed down and whats this got to do with Jay anyway?
Rih: Thanks and nothingg..
Bey: Ok *she goes downstairs and watches TV while she waits for Rihanna to explain whats going on.
Rih: * Looking at her phone she sees 78 missed calls from Kanye.Suddenly the phone begins to ring again and seeing the caller she hurls the phone against the wall and cries until she falls asleep.
Bey: * Unsure what to do, or if Rihanna was coming down got some poptarts and went to sleep*
- Its been 4 days and Rihanna is not speaking to anyone and decides to finally get some fresh air and goes for a jog. She puts some trackies on and heads outside. Its early in the morning so not a lot of people will be around. She returns home 2 hours later to a surprise.
Bey: Omg Rihanna look girl
Rih: Turns to see whos sat in the living room and sees Jay
Jay: Urm.. Hi Rihanna. Ive come to get Beyonce..
Rih: * Boiling up inside* Hi. Were'nt you supposed to be back for another couple of weeks?
Bey:  Its all sorted thank goodness and my baby's come back home. Thank you so much for letting me stay Rihanna but im going home now. Its been great these last couple of days. * She gives her a hug and leaves*
Jay: *Mutters but Rihanna hears* Besides ive got some business to sort out here. * He walks after Bee*
Bey: * Finally arriving at home*. Baby i missed you so much ,you dont understand
Jay: I loves you too honey bee, i missed waking up to see your beautiful face every morning.
Bey: Aww you cutie * They take the bags home and cuddle up on the sofa and talk for a couple of hours*
Meanwhile back at Rihannas house..
Rih: Whilst checking her emails she sees a dozen off Kanye
Rih:Omfg, whys he making this harder for me. * She suddenly feels sick and begins to throw up in the living room. She runs the the bathroom and collapses when she reaches there. She holds onto her stomach crying. She can feel a sharp sensation in her stomach like a dagger and she cant bear it.
Kanye: * Arriving at Rihannas wondering why she hasnt spoken to him for days* The front door is open
( Stupid Jay didnt shut it properly* So he walks in.*. Erm Rihanna you there baby?
Rih: Kay.. * She croaks holding onto her stomach, this pain couldnt be normal*
Kay: * Not hearing her* Rihanna where are you, we need to sort this out. What have i done. * He goes in the living room and sees vomit on the floor* Omg wth...
Rih: Kay.. * she croaks again*
Kaye: * Following the trail of sick he sees Rihanna on the floor clutching her stomach* Omg Rihanna
Rih: Baby.. OWW. * Clutches her stomach in agony*
Kay: Omg Rihanna what happened??!!? * Pulls out his phone and rings for an Ambulance*
- The hospital rush Rihanna into intensive care
Kay: * Ringing Bee*
Bey: * Breaking away from kissing Jay, picks up her phone* Erm Hi Kanye, you okay?
Kay: Yes im fine but im at the hospital with Rihanna. Theyve had to rush her in into intensive care.
Bey: Wth, omgisoh were on our way. We'll be there in 5 mins. * She hangs up*
7 mins later, Bee and Jay rush into the waiting room. Bee runs over to Kay.
Kay: * Lifting his face from his hands, hugs Beyonce
Jay: He man, what happened?
Kay: Omg, Jay when did you get back.* Hugs Jay* Ermm i went in and she was on the floor catching her stomach so i rang and Ambulance and theyve rushed her in to intensive care!
Bey: Omg what about the baby?
Kay: I dont know, she declined my proposal, and then this. I dont know what going on,..
Jay: * Grunts* Ermm.. shall i get you a coffee or something?
Bey: JAY!
Jay: Only asking..
2 hours later....
Doctor: Excuse me are you the family off Robin Rihanna Fenty?
Kanye: YES dotor  Is she ok?
Doctor: Yes is sir she is fine but she may need to rest for a couple of days after the trauma
Kanye: * Interrupting the doctor*What traumaa?
Doctor: Im sorry to say this, but Rihanna has micarried.
Kanye: Omg.. * A tear falls down his eyes*
Bey: * Begins to cry*
Jay: * Gets up and hugs Kay* Im sorry man.. * He feels upset himself because it could have been his baby*
Doctor: We do not know for sure what the cause of the miscarriage is, but it could be related to many reasons such as stress, etc..Would you like to see Miss Fenty?
Kay: Yes, please
Kay: *Goes inside the room to see Rihanna hooked up to a few machines. Her eyes are red from crying* Hey Babe..
Rih: * Looks up* Hi
Kay: Honey im so sorry i dont know what happened today or the other day or what  i dont understand..
Rih: Look Kanye, my babys just died and you and me are over with
Kay: I dont get what ive done wrong,,
Rih: You have'nt done anything wrong, its my fault and i cant hurt you constantly its not fair
Kay: What are you talking about? Since the day ive met you all i have had is Joy, i love you..
Rih: I slept with your bestfriend, ive just miscarried a baby that might not have been yours!?!!
Kay: What?
Rih: Nothing..
Kay: Whos is it then? Rihanaa?
Rih: I dont know
Kay: What do you mean YOU DONT KNOW????
Rih: Dont make this any harder, close the door on your way out
Kay: Rihanna i love you to peices no matter what, im sorry for shouting. I cant get my head around all of this and i just want to understand it. Whos baby could it have been?
Rih: Stop being so nice. Im not fit to be a wife nor a mother. Nor a girlfriend or anything. Theres really no point in my existance anymore.. & Jay yelled at me the day before i came yours. He said he didnt use a condom and it might be his. Happy? Anyway have a nice life, i honestly hope you meet someone who will treat you well. * She turned around and tears began to trickle down her cheek*
Kanye: Rih..* He gave up and left the room.*
Bey: Kay.?
Kanye: * Ignored her and walked past them both, he drove all the way home and got inside his house and slammed the door*
Bey: We have to see if hes alright, come on...
* They both drive to Kanyes house and when they arrive they see Kanye had smashed the two vases across the room.
Jay: Kanye.. * He runs up to where Kanye is sat with his head down clutching something*
Bey: Bro, its all going to get better in time, i promise
Kay: * Looked up, his eyes red with anger and crying* Here you go Jay..* Passes the item in his hand*
Jay: Why are you giving me this?
Kay: Its a fucking teddy bear, yuno the one i bought for my unborn child. Oh im sorry. My mistake, it probably wasnt even my kid, Hey Jay? Maybe it was yours...?
Jay: Kanye.. man.. i can explain, b
Bey: Wtf is he saying Jay, HMM?
Kanye: You do realise the baby could of died because of Rihanna stressing, there was no need for you to stress her out and yell at her. Maybe thats why she declined my proposal you bastard. Get out :of my house!
Bey: Jay.. How could you? * She runs out of the house crying*
Jay: Beee.... , look Kanye i promise ill fix this. * He runs after Beyonce*
Kanye: Yuno what, fuckkkyouuuuuu!!!!!!!1


Wednesday, 17 August 2011

its to big its to wide its to strong it wont fit (part8)

When we left of beyonce had an interview with jimmy fallon and kanye had invited rihanna to go out to the 40/40 club with him jay and bee where rihanna invited kanye back to her house
It is the next day and kanye has woke up in rihannas bed, rihanna is still sleepin and kanye doesn't want to wake her up he is quietly tryin to get out the bed.

Rih: mornin baby where you goin?
Kanye: mornin beautiful um jus to the restroom don't want you seein my mornin face
Rih: *pullin kanye back on to the bed* don't be silly I'm one that should tryin to fix my face I'm the girl
Kanye: a very beautiful girl
Rih:*laughs* shussh you'll make me blush
Kanye:*laughing with rih* okay baby
Rih: so where you takein me today I have a day of?
Kanye: well where do you want to go?
Rih: umm you could take me for lunch
Kanye:*puttin on his pants* okay babe ill pick you up at 2 I jus have to take care of a few things
Rih: okay don't be late
Kanye:late for you baby I would be mad *he laughs then kisses her* bye beautiful
Rih:*laughing* bye babe

Kanye leaves rihannas house and heads for bee and jays to fill jay in on his night when he gets their he hears bee shoutin at jay.kanye knocks at the door.
Bee: jay I told you leave it what the fuck are you doing ?
Jay: I'm tryin to help what is with you today ?
Bee: well your makin it worse
Jay: fine ill leave it do it yourself * he goes to answer the door*
Kanye: *laughin* ohh jay what have you done ?
Jay:*laughing* I don't know she's been in a mood all morning she's probably jus got a hangover
Kanye: *laughs* okay
Kanye and jay walk into the living room where bee is sat watchin television
Jay: thought you was cleaning ?
Bee: *ignoring jay* hey kanye
Kanye: hey bee jay tells me you've got a hangover
Bee: no I haven't jay talks shit he jus can't do the simpliest things
Jay: yeh well why aren't you doin them
Bee: because the cleaners here know
Kanye: okay guys anyway who wants to hear about my night ?
Bee: umm we were their
Jay: he means when rihanna took him home smartass
Bee: oh umm go on then
Kanye: urmm bee I wasn't talkin to you, why do you want to know about my night with rihanna
Bee: fine I know when I'm not wanted *gets up and walks out the room*
Jay: so come on fill me in
Kanye starts tellin jay about his night with rihanna by time they have finished talkin kanye realises it is 1.45 and he still needs to get a shower.
Kanye: *lookin at his watch* shit
Jay: what?
Kanye: I'm supposed to be takin rih out at 2 and I'm gonna be late if I go all the way home but I need a shower
Jay: take a shower here
Kanye: don't have no clothes
Jay: you left some here the other day when you got changed bee washed them for you, go get the cleaner to wash your boxers
Kanye: thanks bro * he goes to find the cleaner*

When kanye is dressed he says bye to bee and jay and heads to rihannas where she is waiting.
Kanye knocks on the door and rihanna answers in some casual dereon jeans and a cream blouse with some cream heels.
rihanna: hey about time
Kanye: * lookin at his watch* I'm not late anyway you look beautiful you ready?
Rihanna: thankyou babe and yeh come on I'm hungry * she walks past kanye to the car*
Kanye: dereon
Rihanna: what?
Kanye: your wearing dereon jeans
Rihanna: and what can I say they make nice clothes and I like bee she jus doesn't like me
Kanye: *laughs* okay, so where do you want to eat?
Rih: umm suprise me
Kanye: okay
he drives to a cute little restruant in the centre of newyork.
Kanye: *parking up outside the restruant* you like
Rihanna: we haven't got inside yet but yeh looks good up to know, you do choose the best places your so cute
Kanye: *laughs* come on
They walk inside and ask for a table for two the waiter shows them to a table and gives them their menus.
kanye: so, you my girl yet?
Rih: *looks up from her menu and smiles*
Kanye: well
Rih: *kisses him* are you my man ?
Kanye: I want to be
Rih: and I want to be your girl, so ask me?
Kanye: *laughs* okay rihanna
Rih: *smileing* yes kanye
Kanye: will you be my girlfriend?
Rihanna: *laughing* of course
They kiss and order their food, at the knowles household bee and jay have made up and are sat on the sofa watching a movie.
Bey: * turning to face jay* jay
Jay: yes
Bee: do you think rihanna actually likes kanye?
Jay: well yeh
Bee: okay * she turns back to watch the tele*
Jay: bee you need to try and get on with her for kanyes sake
Bee: I kno but you wouldn't want to get on with someone I cheated on you with would you?
Jay: you've cheated on me ?
Bee: oh shutup jay u know I haven't
Jay: yeh well jus talk to her, maybe go to lunch with her
Bee: ill think about it
Jay: * sighs* okay bee
Bee: love you
Jay: *laughs* nope your not gettin out of it that easily
Bee: *laughing* but why it would be awkward
Jay: beyonce giselle knowles as your husband I order you to take rihannas out for lunch
Bee* laughing* fine but you can phone her and sort it
Jay: beyonce why am I going to phone rihanna and ask her to go for lunch with you, no you can phone her
Bee: fine ill phone her tommorow
Jay: good girl
Bee: * kicks him of the couch* go and make me a drink
Jay: *laughing* yes miss knowles
Bee: miss what you divorcing me know
Jay: oh sorry mrs carter
Bee: good boy

Monday, 8 August 2011

I'm gone take it to the moon take it to the stars (part6)

When we left of beyonce had gone to her mums for dinner to sort all the arguements out, but they all ended up arguing again and beyonce sacked Matthew as her manager also rihanna and kanye showed their feelings for one another in the studio.
Jay is at kanyes talking about rihanna
Kanye: shes cool she's cool
Jay: cool ? bro I asked are you feeling her not what her temperature was
Kanye: okay man yeh I'm feeling her she's hot bro
Jay: um i kno so you gonna take her out
Kanye: don't um I kno like your wife ain't sexy aswell
Jay: yeh she is but you shouldn't be watching her
Kanye: * laughs* I'm not bro
Jay: so where you gone take ri
Kanye: don't know man
Jay: take her to a nice restaurant treat her to some dear flowers and you might get some
Kanye: I don't think she's like that bro not on the first night
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* you forgetting she banged me bro
Kanye: okay maybe she is all the better for me though init
Jay: yup anyway I'm gotta get back want to make be her dinner before she gets back from the studio
Kanye: sounding like bee wears the pants in your relationship
Jay: don't mess bro I'm jus the best husband and plus she can't cook to save her life don't tell her I said bye bro remember ring rihanna stop being a shit bag
Kanye: shut up man I will bye
Jay leaves kanyes house and goes to the store to get some dinner he tells his driver to go get the stuff out of the store because he doesn't want to cause a fuss and he stays in the car. His driver comes back with the stuff and drives Jay home, back home Jay is just finishing making bee dinner he has made fried chicken and is putting the food on plates when bee walks in.
Bee: hey baby * sniffs up* umm what smells good?
Jay: hey beautiful and dinner
Bee: aw baby I would of cooked
Jay: * raises his eyebrow* baby you know you can't cook
Bee: I can
Jay: umm hmm and what can you cook then?
Bee: well I can make toast
Jay: baby that's not cooking and you even burn that know go sit down I'll bring the food in
Bee: * takes of her coat and shoes and washes her hands and goes to sit at the table where the food is already there * umm baby this looks good
Jay: I kno
Bee: big head
Jay: but it does I'm proud of myself
Bee:* laughs* okay baby
Jay: so how was the studio?
Bee: cool
Jay: did you record some new tracks?
Bee: * chewing her food* um hmm
Jay: wow bee I'm trying to start a conversation you know I don't wanna sit in silence
Bee: I'm sorry umm so what's kanye saying
Jay: well hes feeling this girl and hes gonna take her out for dinner
Bee: aww anyone I know
Jay: um hm rihanna
Bee:* nearly chokin on the chicken in her mouth* rihanna?
Jay: yeh he really likes her
Bee: why?
Jay: well I don't know maybe because shes nice looking
Bee: oh is she know I never noticed
Jay: * laughs* but she aint better than you
Bee: umm I kno
Jay: big head
Bee:* laughs* so he really like her even after he knows you fucked her
Jay: yeh
Bee: and she likes him
Jay: I suppose I saw them kissing in the studio
Bee: already I told you she's a hoe kanye better watch out
Jay: * laughs* your too much bee anyway are you finished let me take your plate
Bee: yeh but let me do that you cooked
Jay: okay I'm gonna go take a shower
Bee washes the dishes and tidys up the table while Jay takes his shower.
Jay:* shouting from the shower* beyonce bring me a towel
Bee: * shouts back * okay
Bee takes the towel in to the bathroom where Jay is stood looking at himself in the mirror
Jay: baby do you think I should lose a little weight?
Bee:* throws him the towel* Jay you are one strange guy why are you stood naked looking at yourself in the mirror and no I don't think you should lose weight stop being silly your sexy the way you are
Jay: ohhh you think im sexy?
Bee: you know I do
Jay: * hugs be from the back and kisses her cheek* and I think your sexy too
Bee:* smiles and turns round to face Jay* why thank you baby
They kiss for a while then Jay goes of to get changed while bee takes a shower.
The next morning Bee tries to make breakfast the toast is burning in the toaster the bacon is as black as the tv and well the eggs umm well let's jus say they ain't eggs anymore Jay wakes up to the fire alarm going off.
Bee: * panicking * Jay fuck the firemen are gonna come
Jay: why?
Bee: I got it set so when the alarm goes of the firemen turn up immediately
Jay: why would you do that when you know you can cook try and turn it of
Bee: * fiddling around with the alarm* I'm trying
Theirs a knock at the dor Jay goes to answer it standing their are 4 firemen with a huge hose
Jay: um guys theirs no fire mynwife jus can't cook you see and she burnt the breakfast and the alarm starting going off I'm really sorry
Firman 1: oh it's okay sir it happens all the time can I help you turn of your alarm?
Jay: yeh please
The firemen walk in to see bee waving a small towel around trying to get rid of the smoke
Jay: bee
Bee:* looks up embarrassed* um hi I'm really sorry I was jus trying to make breakfast and it burnt a little and then the alarm went off
Jay:* picks up a black piece of toast * a little?
Bee: shut ups Jay
The firemen manage to turn of the alarm and they leave
Bee: * looking around at the messy kitchen* jus don't say anything Jay
Jay: * laughs * I wasn't gonna
Bee: call a cleaner I'm done * walks of into the bedroom*
Jay: okay
Kanye has arranged to take rihanna out later that evening and has asked bee to help him pick out what to wear and what flowers to get her, even though bee doesn't like rihanna she still goes to help kanye.
Bee and kanye at kanyes house and are looking through his closet
Bee: what about this * picks up a White shirt and bow tie *
Kanye: too dressy I wanna look casual and laid back but also dressed like im on a date
Bee: got it where these jeans and this jumper thats cute go try it on
Kanye: okay bee * walks into the bathroom to put on the clothes*
When he walks back out bee is fixing her hair in the mirror she turns to look at him
Bee: nicceee I love it that's the outfit know come on get changed let's go and get some flowers
Kanye: okay bee thanks
Bee: no problem
When kanye is ready they go to the poshest flower store they can find and pick out the most beautiful pink and red roses
Bee: roses mean love so get her these
Kanye: love I don't wanna look soppy
Bee: oh shut up she will love them girls like soppy well not to much of it
Kanye: okay * turns to the woman at the counter* I'll take these
Kanye drives bee home and thanks her for helping him then he goes back to his house to get ready. At 8.30 kanye leaves to go and pick rihanna up
Rihanna:* opens the door * hey kanye you look cute
Kanye: *nervously * hey ri thanks you look beautiful as ever * passes her the flowers* these are for you
Rihanna: awww your so sweet let me go put these in water then we can leave
They leave for the restaurant where kanye has rented out the whole place jus for them two
Rihanna: omg no way this is beautiful did you rent out the whole place
Kanye: yeh I wanted it to be romantic and jus the two of us
Rihanna: kanye you are too sweet * she leans of and kisses him on the lips*
Kanye: umm your lips taste like cherries
Rihanna:* laughs* that would be my cherry flavoured lipstick you like
Kanye: I love can I taste it again
Rihanna: we'll see how the rest of the night goes
The waiter walks over
Waiter: you ready to order sir
Kanye: yeh I'll have a bottle of champagne the best in the house and I'll have the steak rihanna
Rihanna: um I'll have the steak to
Waiter: okay ill bring your champagne over know the steaks will take about 5 10 minutes
Kanye: okay
The waiter takes the menus and walks away
Rihanna: champagne umm lucky me
Kanye: only the best for my girl
Rihanna: your girl?
Kanye: well do you wanna be my girl
Rihanna: *smiles* let's finish the first date first yeh
Kanye: you will be my girl
Rihanna: * laughs*
The waiter comes back with there champagne and two cups he pours them their drinks.
Waiter: here you go maam sir
Rihanna and kanye: thank you
The waiter walks away and kanye and rihanna carry on talking their food comes 10 mins later and they eat.
Rihanna: this has been so nice
Kanye: it doesn't have to end yet
Rihanna:* smiles and kisses kanye on the lips* I have work in the morning
Kanye: * kisses rihanna again * okay I'll take you home come on
He takes her hand and they walk to the car kanye drops rihanna home and walks her to her door.
They kiss for a while and then say their goodbyes.
Rihanna: bye kanye
Kanye: bye baby
He gets in the car and drives home where he phones Jay to fill him in on the date
Jay: so tell me again why you didn't bring her home wit you
Kanye: she had work in the morning but it isn't all about fucking her I really like her bro
Jay: okay so it went good
Kanye: really good
Jay: so you gonna take her out again
Kanye: definitely she seemed to be digging me
Jay: yeh yeh ok bro I'm gonna go and bee said hi
Kanye: hi bee
Jay: wait wait she wants you a second
Bee: hey kanye did she like the flowers then
Kanye: yeh thanks bee
Bee: it's okay honey I'm happy you had a good night baby I'm gonna go know night
Kanye: night bee
Jay: okay night bro cya tomorrow
Kanye: okay bro night * hangs up the phone*




Who run this mother? (part 5)

In the last post Beyonce's dad booked her for a 'classy' playboy shoot. Beyonce was furious and fell out with her dad. Her dad got annoyed with her attitude and they have'nt spoken since. Beyonce decides to go to the studio where she finds Rihanna recording a song with the boys. Beyonce has an overall terrible day. Its now time she made it up with her dad...

*Both getting ready in the morning*
Bey: Hey baby, come with me to mommas because i need to sort this out with my dad. He is my dad and my manager after all and i need to explain to him that i dont want to do that kinda crap.
Jay: Mmmm, Bee thats going to be difficult, i have to record with Kanye and Rihanna for the new track. I dont think were going to meet the deadline and im going to be super busy today.
Bey: Urggh, fine. I guess your works more important than your wife.
Jay: Bee, dont be like that! I'll try and come but im not promising anything
Bee: Forget it! * She exits the room*
Beyonce drives to Mama Tinas house and knocks on the door, the whole family are sat together. Tina, Mathew, Beyonce and Solange. ( Julez is at school)
Jay: * Arriving at the studio* , Yo Kanye, wheres Riri? We got a lot of work today, we have to finish the 'All of the Lights' video asap!
Riri: Someone say my name?
Kanye: Yeah man,shes here and yeh lets get to it.
*Back at the Knowles Household*
All shouting at the same time: No, how could you, wait, stop, shutup, why, dad, Bee!
Tina: Shutup! Can't we sort this out civilly i cant believe your behaving like this
Bee: You know what i've had enough of this shit! I can't have you being my manager anymore. From now on, your just my dad! Ill manage myself
Mathew: Im pretty sure we bought you up with better manners, i cant bear to see what your turning into Bee, so fine i wont manage you. Just try and show me some respect and ask your other half to aswell, thats all i ask.
Bee: What do you expect? You wanted me to do a NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR PLAYBOY?!?!?!
Tina: Honey Bee, you raise your voice in my house just one more time..
Bee: Sorry Momma
Mathew: I was being proffesional and every other celebrity does it. Also like i've mentioned before, it was a classy shoot.
Bey: I'm not every other celebrity, and it upsets me that you would think that. Anyway forget it, ive made my decision.
Mathew: Fine
-Back at the recording studio
Kanye: Wow, Rihanna im so glad we picked you for this video, your amazing
Riri: Aww Thankyou K!
Jay: Less flirting, more working?
*Kanye gets all shy and Rihanna begins to chuckle softly*
Jay: * Phone begins to blare* Wait you guys its Bee, I gotta take this. Lets take a quick break
- Jay exits the room and Kanye turns to Rihanna
Kanye:*Nervously* Hey.. Umm Ri, you want to get a bite to eat sometime... um its your choice i just..
Rihanna: *Goes closer to Kanye and gives him a massive kiss on the lips, silencing him instantly*
Jay: *returns to the room and finds the 'new couple' kissing* On itt Kaay!
- The couple look embarresed and seperate from their embrace
Jay: Wanna get back to work or you guys busy?



















Sunday, 7 August 2011

I miss you like everyday (part4)

When we left off Beyonce had come out of hospital and mama tina had invited everyone to dinner including Jay, Jay had brought Beyonce some presents and explained his feelings about her and beyonce had taken him back.
It has been 3 weeks now and the whole cheating situation seems to have been put to the back of everyone's minds bey and Jay are back living together and everything is good between them.
Jay is in the kitchen making Beyonce breakfast in bed.
Bee: *shouting from the bedroom* JAYYYY WHERE'S MY FOOD AT ?
Jay: it's coming baby *carrying the food into the bedroom*
Bee: thank you baby
Jay: anything for you beautiful *kisses Beyonce on the forehead* I should be leaving now baby
Bee: where you goin?
Jay: I told you Im going to the studio with kanye
Bee: you 2 friends again ?
Jay: friends? *laughs*
Bee: okay brothers whatever Jay
Jay: you are so lame sometimes babe anyway love you bye
Bee: psshhh bye
Jay: you missed out 3 words
Bee: *puts on a sarcastic tone* I did?
Jay: yup *starts to tickle bees sides* know what are those words bee?
Bee: * laughing trying to get the words out* okay ohohkay. I love you
Jay: good girl *he kisses bee on the lips* bye baby * he walks towards the door*
Bee: bye Jay *she finishes eating her breakfast and then takes a shower*
Bees phone starts ringing bee grabs her towel and runs to it
Bee: hey angie
Angie: hey bee you ready I'm on my way
Bee: umm nearly and why you coming here?
Angie: you have a photoshoot for playboy your dad didnt tell you ?
Bee: *laughs* yeh sure i do angie
Angie: *confused* um bee you do
Bee: *shouts down the phone* WHAT NO WAY AM I FUCKING DOIN PLAYBOY WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY DAD BOOK ME FOR THAT SHIT I SWEAR ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS HIS FUCKING 20% IM NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OF FOR PLAYBOY NO WAY
angie: but it's booked
Bee: well then you better unhook it
Angie: wait I'll ring your dad know and see what we can do
Bee: you can cancel it that's what you can do *she hangs up the phone*
Bee is fuming at her dad for booking a photoshoot at playboy for her and she just needs to express her feelings to someone but she doesn't want to distract Jay at the studio, she rings solange.
Bee:* on the phone to solange * can you believe it though? How would he even want his daughter doing play boy I now it's all about the money with him and not my feelings
Solange: I know bee he's a fuckin dick for doing that I don't care if he's are dad well he should fucking act like one wait till I tell mum
Bey:* her other phone starts to ring* I have to go solo i think this is dad love you bye
Solange: okay bey bey love you too *she hangs up the phone*
Bee:* answers the phone* dad what the fuck
Matthew: I'm sorry bee but the money they offered was out of this world can't you just rethink it?
Bee: are you fuckin serious dad is that all the care about the money? Why would you want your daughter to pose for playboy?
Matthew: course not and they said it would be classy
Bee: yes it is and classy fuckin classy ill still be fuckin naked dad I'm not doing it so fuck you
Matthew: right beyonce swear at me one more time and I
Bee: and you what ? And you what ? Dad ummm speak up I swear you've gone to far this time
Matthew: okay I made a mistake I'm sorry I'll make it up to you I swear
Bee: yeh you fuckin will *she hangs up the phone*
Now beyonce has a free day and she decides to go and see what Jay is doing in the studio.
Bee:*gets in the car and tells the driver to take her to the studio* so can you pick me back up in about 3 hours and then you can take me to the mall I deserve some new shoes after all that drama
Driver: sure maam
Bee: oh don't call me that it makes me sound old call me bee
Driver: um okay miss bee
Bee: no * laughs* jus bee
Driver:*laughing with bee* okay bee
Bee: good boy okay remember 3 hours then to the mall bye
Driver: got it bye bee
Jay: I don't know if it's such a good idea this what if bee comes in and sees rihanna in here she will go off on one
Kanye: shush rihanna might here you
Jay: you cant hear threw the singing booth you dumb shit
Kanye: well you owe me man rihannas doing it and bee isn't jus gonna turn up she's got work
Jay: i gue....
Bee walks in the room interrupting Jays sentence
Bee: hey guys
Jay: * nervously * hey bee what you dojn here?
Bey: can't I ....
Producer: * interupts bee starts talking through the mic to rihanna* okay rihanna one more time
Bee: what did he say?
Jay: he said okay it's raining we're running outta time
bee: do you think I'm stupid for 1 its sunny outside and for 2 he said rihanna is rihanna here Jay?
Jay: um don't know ?
Bee:how can you not fucking now
The producer tells everyone to be quiet and rihanna pops up from where she must of been tying her shoe laces and starts singing threw the mic, beyonce looks at Jay and Jay tries to loose contact with her but bey jus keeps staring. Rihanna stops singing and comes out the booth
Jay: kanye wanted her to be on the track
Bee: did he know
Jay: yeh bee please believe me
Bee: I do
Jay: you do
Bee: yeh but I just don't understand something
Jay: what ?
Bee: out of all the women in the music industry why her ?
Jay: I don't know ? He jus wanted her
Bee: well I'm not about to let her ruin things between us again so I'm gonna go before I rip that period of her head bye everyone
Jay: okay bye bee love you
Bey: um * walks out the door*
Bey rings her driver her to come pick her up she just wants to go shopping and take her mind of everything that has went on.
Beyonce jus goes to the mall with her security guard and forgets about playboy and rihanna and Jay. People are crowding around and asking for autographs and pictures.
Bee: okay guys calm down
Fans: beyonce I love you , can. Have an autograph, beyond can I have a picture please.
After taking pictures with most of her fans beyonce can finally go and shop but there are still fans in the store and it is getting a little too much for bee she decides to jus go home and shop online.when Jay gets home bee is sat watching tele.
Jay: hey bee
Bee: hey
Jay: what's up?
Bee: alot
Jay:*sits down next to her* tell me what's up beautiful
Bee: well first of all I get a phone call in the morning saying I've got a photoshoot
Jay: um okay and ...
Bee: it was for fuckin playboy my dad booked me for playboy
Jay: what you didnt fuckin do it did you ?
Bee: of course I didn't fuckin do it thats why I came down to the studio cuz I had a free day and then I see that red headed hoe
Jay: rihanna
Bee: no the women at the desk yes fuckin rihanna
Jay: she was their for work and you said you wouldn't let it bother you
Bee: so fuckin what Jay I already had my dad being stupid I didn't need to come there and see rihanna up in your face
Jay: bee she wasnt
Bee: whatever anywa I don't even care my dad jus pissed me off so much
Jay: I know he's fuckin outta order I'm gonna ring him
Bee: your telling me and yeh ring him I want you to shout at him he deserves it.
Jay:*on the phone to Matthew* why would you want your own daughter to do playboy you sick bastard
Matthew: right I'm sick of you and beyonce showing me no respect
Jay: you have to earn respect and booking playboy shoots for your daughter no matter how much money is not earning respect are you fuckin stupid that's my fuckin wife and your tryin to make her do naked shoots
Matthew: it was going to be a classy shoot
Jay: how can you even say that why would you want your daughter naked in a magazine that's some sick shit man
Matthew: I didn't but the money was to good to turn down
Jay: oh so it doesn't matter about your daughter along as you get you 20%
Matthew: I never said that
Bey takes the phone of Jay
Bee: you didnt have to everyone knows your jus greedy for money bye dad *she hangs up the phone*
Jay: fuck him man
Bee: he's my dad
Jay: what kind of dad does what he just did
Bee: I suppose
They both sit down and watch tele until they feel thereselfs falling asleep and then they drag themselves up to bed the next morning beyonces mum has invited everyone over to dinner to sort out the arguments.